Grateful to announce that I am drafting legislation to direct the Bureau of Graving and Printing to design a $250 bill featuring Donald J. Trump. Bidenflation has destroyed the economy forcing American families to carry more cash. Most valuable bill for most valuable President! pic.twitter.com/sTqcHNpbBO
— Joe Wilson (@RepJoeWilson) February 25, 2025
Some people don’t appreciate the restraint it requires to not say what one really feels about certain actors in the political/media sphere. Every now and then the things they do elicit such a primal, sixth-grade-self urge to use specific language to describe said certain actors, fighting that urge while knowing that nothing’s going to do it except for the genuine article. Like not even “flamboyant” and “cocksucker” really feel like they get the job done here, even if notionally appropriate. Still, respect for members of our audience whom could be offended by the use of a slur is paramount will survive the thrashing against self-imposed restraint. Just barely. This time.
Holy fuck it is so hard. This guy is such a faaaaa… tuous twatwaffle. Sorry.