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The Blue Revenge, Part I: A selection of Hill Disqus MAGA troll comments predicting or guaranteeing four more years of Trump

Marvel at the boundless hubris and foolish intemperance of the MAGA trolls of The Hill. Click on any part of these comments below to open up in a new tab to view the comment in context. This is part one of many to celebrate America’s victory over the MAGA Reich’s internet stormtroopers.

CS Lewis Jr. • 6 months ago
Trump is getting reelected. You are a fool and a loser who voted for a rapist with mush for brains. This is 100% the fault of sexist losers like you.
Thu, 5/14/2020 4:16 PM on ‘Burr decision sends shock waves through Senate’

ThatsAFact • 2 months ago
Trump has already won and idiot liberals haven’t even figured it out yet.
Tue, 9/1/2020 9:11 PM on ‘Pro-Trump group poll: Voters prioritizing economy, have shifting views on protests’

Pitbulls LiL Brother • 10 days ago
The landslide victory will make history with Trump winning it. Keep the corrupt Joe Biden out of office for good. Somebody has to do it might as well be the American people.
Thu, 10/29/2020 8:11 AM on ‘Don’t believe the polls — Trump is winning’

RA • 3 months ago
You know as well as I do Trump will win re-election, the antics of your side insure it. Hands up don’t shoot we’re only here to burn and loot.
Fri, 8/14/2020 2:48 PM on ‘Has Congress captured Russia policy?’

Attila • 11 days ago
I have had no doubt over President Trump’s re-election victory, ever. The corrupt, colluding, dishonest, racist and LYING Liberal Media-Allies of the Democrat have 0 credibility. They will further diminish their already diminished influence on society once they are proven WRONG again next week, just like in 2016.
Wed, 10/28/2020 6:57 PM on ‘Don’t believe the polls — Trump is winning’

HypocriticalLibs • 23 days ago
Cannot wait !! Cause Trump is going to win in an electoral LANDSLIDE. Gitmo cleared out, waiting for the Demdegenerates!! Gonna be MAGA fun!!
Fri, 10/16/2020 11:53 AM on ‘Bruce Springsteen: I’ll be ‘on the next plane’ to Australia if Trump wins’

MaryWaterton • 7 months ago
Senile Joe Biden will never be president.
Sun, 4/19/2020 2:18 PM on ‘President Trump and Republicans may be in trouble this November’

Don’t Sniff Me, Joe! • 7 months ago
It’s 2016 all over again!
Wed, 4/22/2020 2:49 PM on ‘Poll: Biden leads Trump by 4 points in Florida’

Reasonable • 7 months ago
Trump wins re-election. No stopping it.
Sun, 4/19/2020 9:43 AM on ‘Poll: Majority of Americans disapprove of Trump’s handling of coronavirus outbreak’

Desilusionado [LP] • 8 months ago
Trump is rolling towards a November landslide.
All of you Liberals here are wasting time voting for your Commiecrat contender.
Tue, 2/25/2020 10:18 AM on ‘Trump doctor hid cauliflower in mashed potatoes to improve diet: report’

Triggered?Good • 8 months ago
Every single day he is busy at work dismantling the sordid, wretched, statist edifice created by the godless left over decades. America is booming and resurgent because of it. And we will reward this historical president with the greatest landslide victory in American history in November. Bank on it.
Wed, 3/4/2020 9:17 AM on ‘Trump criticizes Sessions after Alabama Senate primary heads to a runoff’

publius • 3 months ago
Democrats are too busy looting and blocking roadways to vote.
Tue, 8/11/2020 2:57 PM on ‘Biden leads Trump by 5 points in Wisconsin: poll’

Danny Gilmore • 9 months ago
You pathetic foulmouthed socialist punks better wake up to reality, Trump will win by a landslide so locate your safespaces now.
Sat, 2/8/2020 9:41 PM on ‘Republicans sense momentum after impeachment win’

CSFurious • 2 months ago
You will have something to do until 2024 because Trump will be reelected. Joe Hiden’ is going to lose really bad.
Fri, 9/4/2020 2:28 PM on ‘Biden: QAnon believers should get a mental health check’

booboo • 25 days ago
I heard Hillary won in a historic landslide
How has her Presidency been?
Wed, 10/14/2020 2:34 PM on ‘Biden up by 7 points in Georgia: survey’

One Other Person Is Typing… • 25 days ago
Watch the rallies not the polls…
Wed, 10/14/2020 2:44 PM on ‘Biden up by 7 points in Georgia: survey’

Red Tide • 3 months ago
The only thing Dems will win in November is an orange jump suit.
Fri, 8/14/2020 3:21 PM on ‘Has Congress captured Russia policy?’

Dick Slater • 3 months ago
More fake! Real Americans see the lawlessness and the Fake Everything the Libs have done in the last five years. It’s over for The Dems! Landslide Trump!
Tue, 8/11/2020 2:38 PM on ‘Biden leads Trump by 5 points in Wisconsin: poll’

Have fun, and by all means please let me know which trolls/articles/threads you suggest for future installments – I have more than enough material to work from too though. There are literally millions of comments like this, lol.

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Johnson and Johnson and shitty “voter fraud” conspiracies

1 hour ago

Federal judge nukes Regime’s $100,000 H1-B fee

3 hours ago

President Two Weeks has some opinions on instant gratification

5 hours ago

Biden’s screwworm crisis getting worse: Ag Secretary Rollins

5 hours ago

Sam Bankrupt-Fried formally applies for Trump pardon

6 hours ago

White House tired of media’s separation of powers “narrative”

7 hours ago

Fanboy finds time to bitch about MSM coverage of gas prices

9 hours ago

Tired old man acts as though Iran and Israel actually listening to him

10 hours ago

Israelis ignore Trump, bomb Iran anyway

20 hours ago

Netanyahu informed Trump will be speaking to him shortly

1 day ago

IDF intercepts Iranian missiles

1 day ago

“They will blow you up, there will be no Kristen, there will be no NBC, there will be no Meet The Press, you will end the Meet The Press”

1 day ago

South Korean right wingers freak out over ballot shortages

1 day ago

Orange Van Winkle makes life more difficult for Knickerbocker fans

2 days ago

“We’ll give Trump plenty of time to accomplish what he needs to”

2 days ago

San Francisco burglary via Waymo still unsolved five months later

2 days ago

Fat sack of Cheez-Whiz visits worshippers in Wisconsin: Live video

3 days ago

Regime hypothetically threatens to destroy Statue of Liberty

3 days ago

Todd Blanche promises “roadblocks” to future cases against Trump

3 days ago

The Andrew formerly known as Prince scammed free rental income

3 days ago

Mental child hallucinates phantom plaintiff

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Another presidential proof of life appearance

4 days ago

John Bolton to plead guilty

4 days ago

Gateway Pundit turns on Trump’s Alabama Senate pick Moore

4 days ago

Fat baby cries about California, won’t do anything about it

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Decaying mind spews bullshit for first time in a week

5 days ago

Pennsylvania volunteer firefighter was the arsonist the whole time

5 days ago

Republican towns urged to apply to DOJ’s “Model Cities Initiative”

5 days ago

Rapidly deteriorating senior insists everything fine with him, nation

5 days ago

Regime ends home heating electric conversion rebate program

5 days ago

Spain’s Crown Princess earns combat paratrooper badge

5 days ago

Humble Kevin Cramer ain’t some flashy, flamboyant big city senator

5 days ago

New Jersey GOP Senate nominee has -$23.71 in campaign cash

5 days ago

“Everyone said it was going to be $300, $400 a barrel”

5 days ago

Fox News regrets to report horrific news for America

5 days ago

BREAKING: Scott Pelley to start YouTube channel and Substack

6 days ago

More shit blown up during ceasefire

6 days ago

Todd Blanche testifies to House Oversight: Watch Live

6 days ago

Andy Ogles deletes gay-bashing post

6 days ago

Trump to brick random bank accounts because “fraud”

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Mehmet Oz fills in for Krazy Karoline

6 days ago

President makes important new self-contradictory statement

6 days ago

Ted Cruz confident American voters will ignore gas prices and focus on the bigger picture of depriving Iran of a nuclear weapon

6 days ago

Ken Paxton divorce trial cancelled

6 days ago

“The Biggest Threat to JD Vance Is Spencer Pratt”

6 days ago

“Firm pledge” about as soft as you know what

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Rubio testifies before Senate committee

6 days ago

Orange Pharaoh appoints Fannie Man as Acting DNI

6 days ago

Minnesota GOP holds moment of silence for Derek Chauvin

6 days ago

Yes, everything will work out in the end for the White House staff

6 days ago

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