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Kash and Bongino insist Jeffrey Epstein really did kill himself

There’s a few ways to look at this: One is “No shit,” another is “Lol, the MAGA kids are going to freak the fuck out at the Trump regime – again – for not telling them what they want to hear about Jeffrey Epstein’s death.” The third’s simple enough to understand if maybe a little complex to explain: Belief the Clintons sent their goons to kill Epstein to silence him is an acknowledgement that the first Trump Administration was too feckless and incompetent to ensure the safety of a high-value prisoner whose knowledge could bring down Bill and Hillary’s entire criminal empire. It was a federal lockup run by the US Bureau of Prisons, a division of the US Department of Justice, which in 2019 was led by Attorney General Bill Barr – whose father literally fucking hired Epstein to teach math to high school girls in 1970 – and thus Trump. The 5D chessmaster failed to anticipate the moves of his shadowy opponents… Or just didn’t prevent Epstein’s suicide out of laziness and stupidity.

Either way, it’s a stain that fanboys refuse to acknowledge. Then there’s the fourth way that one can see pretty easily and it also tracks with the obvious hesitance from Trump and Pam Bondi to release all the Epstein files: If he was murdered it was on Trump and/or Barr’s orders to silence him about TRUMP’S use of the dead pimp’s “services.” He would’ve gone on trial in 2020 and might’ve testified about his “friendship” right in the middle of the fat fuck’s reelection campaign. Nobody can seriously believe that Epstein’s death wasn’t a net plus for Trump, no matter how it happened. Making it not terribly unreasonable for a lib to see Patel and Bongino’s answer here as them continuing the Trump cover-up. There’s really something for everyone here in just 30 seconds of stupid Fox News.

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