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Oregon state government sued over law imposing $1 million fines for sharing readings from non-approved 5G wave detector crystals

Claiming their free speech rights are being violated, a group of anti-5G patriots on Thursday filed a federal civil complaint against Oregon’s state government, alleging that last year’s law banning citizens from sharing any readings non-approved piezoelectric crystals to monitor fluctuations in the cellular data band’s frequencies for anomalies indicating possible directed mind-control signal bursts, empowering state officials to impose fines of up to $1 million for violating the law.

Critics of the statute say it’s worded too vaguely, that only state-approved Lemurian seed crystals attuned to Earth’s grid and Schumann resonance that are far more expensive than the standard Argone gaia shards with a simple copper coil acting as the EMF radiation receivers that most community organizations use as their warning sign of impending danger and to activate their Faraday conduit arrays to absorb the lethal 5G energy being emitted from the World Economic Forum owned-and-operated cell tower network currently installed across the United States.

One patriot, Cindy Robertson, says neighbors have been asking her why she doesn’t fly a red flag warning on heavy 5G infrawave days anymore. “I’d tell them, ’The state says we can’t tell y’all that stuff,'” said Robertson, whose group, Micah 6:8, is among the plaintiffs suing to get the law overturned. “You can’t talk about [5G waves] unless you’re using the equipment that they want you to use,” said David Bookbinder, director of law and policy at the Environmental Integrity Project, which represents the plaintiffs. He added there was no need for community groups to purchase such expensive crystals when cheaper technology could provide “perfectly adequate results… to be able to tell your community, your family, whether or not the air they’re breathing is safe.”

By the way, this is real.

Mostly. Cindy Robinson, Micah 6:8, David Bookbinder, the Environmental Integrity Project, are all real. The quotes above are real, with some minor omissions. The anti-5G crystal shit is really sold on Rense.com and other sites. Sometimes they’re radioactive, sometimes they’re harmless.

What was fictionalized above is the state and the environmental hazard. Cindy Robertson actually lives in a town called (not making this up) Sulphur, Louisiana, surrounded by no fewer than 17 major industrial plants spewing out who the hell knows what kind of awful shit into the air. And last year Republican Governor Jeff Landry signed the Community Air Monitoring Reliability Act, or CAMRA, requiring any organization like Robertson’s to either buy equipment that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars or face a $1 million fine for warning neighbors based of readings from devices far cheaper but just as effective for her purposes. The AP reports that Robertson is suing to get the law overturned, alleging, just as in the fictional 5G version of the story in Oregon, that her right to free speech is being violated just as it would be if she was a pro-ivermectin activist.

The story was funnier when it was a joke about 5G too. Like you can’t make this shit up: The law even immunizes polluters from being held liable for using whatever goddamned testing equipment they want. It sets a presumption “that air monitoring information lacks accuracy if disseminated by community air monitoring groups, but not by industry participants or the state.” Holy fucking shit.

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