“Former Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle and others in top agency leadership positions wanted to destroy the cocaine discovered in the White House last summer, but the Secret Service Forensics Services Division and the Uniformed Division stood firm and rejected the push to dispose of the evidence, according to three sources in the Secret Service community,” wrote Real Clear Politics “investigations” reporter Susan Crabtree in an article printed on August 5th, 2024.

“Two years after the US Secret Service discovered a bag of cocaine in the White House in July, 2023, documents showing orders for its destruction within 24 hours after the agency closed the case are raising new questions about the scrupulousness of the investigation,” Crabtree wrote in an article dated ten months and a day later, saving the “big reveal” – that the Secret Service had followed standard operating procedure in any criminal investigation in which narcotics were obtained and had them destroyed – for two weeks after dipshit Dan Bongino said he’s reopening the case.

Kind of a stretch that in August 2024 this douchebag knew such exhaustive detail about the disposition of the evidence in the first investigation that had concluded in July 2023 except for the fact that it had actually been destroyed, only to wait until Cokeghazi is in the MAGA media again to report that it had been destroyed. Feels like maaaaaaybe she kind of sat on that part.

All this “Autopen” and “cocaine” bullshit is pretty weak in comparison to the “Hillary sold all our uranium to Russia” and “Obamagate” shiny objects of 2017 to 2020. MAGA media really needs to dig deeper and work harder to come up with something more sinister than these latest Biden “scandals.”