WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants fights "for the Dignity" of US pilots

White nationalist former Fox News host Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was roused of the couch Thursday and given an extra stiff 32oz Bloody Mary so he could stand long enough at the ungodly hour of 8 AM to rage at the press for reporting that the Iranian nuclear program was not actually completely destroyed in the airstrikes convicted felon President Trump ordered last weekend.

WATCH LIVE: Trump yells and rambles angrily at “roundtable”

Habba gives up the ghost

White House producing bizarre AI slop “history documentaries”

Schumer to intro resolution condemning Tucker, Fuentes, Ingrassia

Stephen Miller’s knife out for Noem

Japan hit with 20 inch tsunami

“ICEBlock” dev sues Trump regime for pressuring Apple to kill app

Cinnabon could maybe issue a bit stronger of a statement after now-fired Wisconsin worker calls Somali customers n-words

“THEY ARE NO BETTER THAN THE OLD OWNERSHIP”

Paramount makes hostile $108 billion bid for Warner Bros

Supremer Overlord announces major new executive order

Colin Allred drops out of Texas Senate primary, running for House

Hardworking immigrant lands deal for co-branded Gucci bag

Surprise! Trump pulled same “mortgage fraud” as Letitia James

Orange Comrade to unveil new farm loss collectivization program

Fox News reports irrelevant has-been is totally obsessed, fixated

“A reasonable person wouldn’t think a sandwich is a weapon”

Thailand attacks Cambodian border positions

Judge blocks Regime from certain “evidence” against Comey

Eric Schmitt TOTALLY PWNS Slopodopoulos: Live Updates

“More of a narrative thing than a substantive thing”

Henry Cuellar wants Jim Jordan to probe his case’s prosecutors

Tim Pool claims some libs shot up his house

Bethlehem has a Christmas tree again for the first time since 2022

Orange Fatass spending his weekend productively

Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by some ICE asshole

MAGA Florida gov hopeful’s former underage girlfriend speaks up

Brian Cole was all in on “Stop the Steal”

Total alpha just oozes confidence in GOP’s healthcare strategy

Netflix buying up Warner Bros… in theory

K$H used FBI agents as Uber drivers for his woman’s drunk friends

Chicago’s Christians too liberal, says Jewish conservative

ChiComs impose 13 percent tax on condoms

Bondi commands DOJ to pursue evil leftist groups

Toy Soldiers, or why you only matter if Democrats can be blamed

“Shade” is “Gen-Z slang for ‘disrespect'”: MassLive.com

Navy pew-pews 22nd “narcoterrorist” boat

WATCH LIVE: Miserable old bastard lights up Christmas tree

Supreme Court allows Texas to use gerrymandered map

Virginia grand jury no bills regime’s retry against Letitia James

WHOA, T-minus 16 minutes people!

Newly-freed MAGA terrorist Taranto spotted near Raskin’s home

Car thief to stay put in California

“Tonight is a sign 2026 is going to be a bitch of an election cycle”

Nevada hit with 5.9 magnitude quake: malfunctioning USGS alert

Crazy grandpa to restart domestic travel next year: report

WATCH LIVE: Orange Warlord takes credit for Congo peace deal

Bari Weiss to host “town hall” with Erika Kirk

Brian Cole named in DC pipe bombing attempts

Most ACA enrollees to blame Trump/Republicans if costs spike: poll