“I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Amelia Earhart, such an interesting story, and would I consider declassifying and releasing everything about her, in particular, her last, fatal flight! She was an Aviation Pioneer, the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean, and achieved many other Aviation ‘firsts.’ She disappeared in the South Pacific while trying to become the first woman to fly around the World. Amelia made it almost three quarters around the World before she suddenly, and without notice, vanished, never to be seen again. Her disappearance, almost 90 years ago, has captivated millions. I am ordering my Administration to declassify and release all Government Records related to Amelia Earhart, her final trip, and everything else about her. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted President Trump on Friday.

BIG WIN FOR TRANSPARENCY HERE PEOPLE! AMERICANS WILL FINALLY SEE THE TOP SECRET FILES ABOUT A PLANE CRASH FROM THE 1930s! SUNSHINE IS THE BEST DISINFEC- Lol.

See now that Trump is president again he doesn’t need to use his psychic powers to declassify things, he can just do it via post on Truth Social. Whichever files he wants, no matter how secret they are. And by simple reduction you can also read that to mean that whatever he does not want declassified remains classified. Especially certain material that involves him personally.

The fat bastard also freaked out at Microsoft for hiring Biden DOJ official Lisa Monaco to a top executive-level job, screaming how she’s now the “President of Global Affairs for Microsoft, in a very senior role with access to Highly Sensitive Information. Monaco’s having that kind of access is unacceptable, and cannot be allowed to stand. She is a menace to US National Security, especially given the major contracts that Microsoft has with the US Government. Because of Monaco’s many wrongful acts, the US Government recently stripped her of all Security Clearances, took away all of her access to National Security Intelligence, and banned her from all Federal Properties. It is my opinion that Microsoft should immediately terminate the employment of Lisa Monaco.”

Huh. If she’s such a grave threat to the national security of the United States then why isn’t Trump having her prosecuted instead of impotently expressing his “opinion” that they should fire her? He mentioned their contracts but didn’t so much as hint that he would pull them, lol.