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LISTEN LIVE: Another stupid Air Force One “gaggle”

Convicted felon President Trump will supposedly speak with reporters on board Air Force One as he heads to Florida for the weekend instead of doing actual work in the White House. Earlier the fat bastard ignored questions from reporters about Primategate (sorry) so let’s see how this goes.

On Friday CBS News reported that the fat fuck took it down after Tim Scott, the only Black Republican in the Senate, called the Orange Pharaoh personally to ask him to do so because it was pretty obviously insulting to all African-Americans, not just the Obamas. Trump gave Scott the same lame excuse that White House comms minions had told various outlets: That it was a staffer’s fault.

The problem, and there’s always a problem, is that demented Donald has on at least one occasion told his fans that only he and his top minion Dan Scavino have access to the account. One would have to really dig into the past patterns to sort this out but typically when Scavino’s at the wheel it’s just a flurry of right wing website articles closer to more normal working hours, not friggin 11:45 PM.

Honestly the apes thing was at the very end and it’d be easy to miss if you didn’t watch the whole thing, which is almost certainly what happened when Trump, not Scavino, posted it on Thursday night. But admitting the mistake and saying “Sorry, I wouldn’t have posted it had I known. Obviously I never liked Obama but that’s too much,” is simply outside of Trump’s irreversibly impaired faculties.

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