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Charlie Kirk’s “mentor” dead of “freak” pickleball accident at 76

Jeff Webb, a right wing douche who founded some kind of cheerleading competition business – so in all likelihood a sex prest too – and billed himself as Charlie Kirk’s “mentor” following the 31 year-old propagandist’s September 2025 assassination, died Thursday at the age of 76, two weeks after suffering what the Daily Mail describes as a “freak” pickleball accident during a game.

The trashy British rag did not elaborate upon what made the accident so “freaky” in nature, like if it was some kind of gruesome Final Destination-type shit or what – or what Candace Owens’ theory is and how it fits into her grander narrative. Either way, Webb’s death follows that of Kirk’s and of the other Turning Point USA co-founder Bill Montgomery, who died of COVID in July 2020, aged 80.

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