“We’re launching a new pilot program to fight rats in DC. This spring, we’re combining baiting, tracking powder, and an innovative fertility suppressant to target the rodent population. Let’s work together to keep the population down by securing trash and keeping alleys clear,” tweeted DC Mayor Muriel Bowser on Wednesday and no she means like actual mice and rats not conservative politicians, lobbyists, lawyers and so on. Yes everyone’s disappointed that it’s literal. Totally.