The Brainworm turns

Mentally ill raccoon dick fetishist Health and Human Services Robert F Kennedy Jr’s “allies in the administration” tell CNN that the whole “MAHA” shitshow has been curtailed ahead of the midterms and that Bobby is being “marginalized” by the Orange God Emperor. This as though Kennedy hadn’t already served his purpose – getting Trump elected in 2024 – so there’s no point in keeping him.

Supreme Court to testify at Senate hearing on May 20th

Lower-profile MAGA outlet airs the rage porn Fox News won’t

Karoline, grandfatherly-aged husband welcome baby girl

Orange Karen screams for Jeffries to be charged

Raisin-textured man confronted with dismal MSM poll on Newsmax

Average gas price increase inches toward price Trump promised

Tim Scott says he thinks “there is a good chance that we will be able to expand the majority if everything goes our way”

President Trump forcefully counters narrative of him as nearly dead

Israel still bombing Gaza

Concern Lady admits to neurological condition

Orange Fuhrer claims Pope wants Iran to have a nuclear weapon

WATCH LIVE: Robo-wife and Catheter Cushion play pretend

Reich FBI raids Virginia state senate president’s offices

Ted Turner has died

K$H launches witch hunt to find out who “lied” about him

Fox News reports vice president has gone completely woke

Insecure tyrant unwilling to commit to false victory narrative

Jesus Trump post’s approval rating could use some work

Howard Nutlick has rough morning of testimony ahead

Wall Street Journal reports OpenAI suppressing truth about goblins

Putsch fails

Unstable man’s mood swings again

Regime DEI purge missed wannabe Trump assassin at FAA

“Presidential fitness” to be said with a straight face: Watch live

Putsch aims to topple Ramaswamy in Ohio

Trade deficit increase quantifies Trump failure on his own terms

WATCH LIVE: Boozebreath and General Tendies battle media

US sends Iran a message by blowing up boat in Carribbean

One more cringey misappropriation of Star Wars for the road…

MAGA Congressman Chuck Edwards likes his staffers young

The words “Biden” and “Buttigieg” absent from Spirit’s bankruptcy

WATCH LIVE: Trump another day closer to death

Cranky old asshole a little late on the “fact check” on ABC News

Orange Ayatollah threatening to wipe Iran out again

May 4th tradition of cringey desecration continues apace

Supreme Court unblocks abortion drug availability

Senate GOP members drafting war authorization act

RonAnon threatens Americans with a good time

Regime official says Trump getting bored, “wants action” in Strait

Dems add eight seats to House target map

“Trump Disappointment Syndrome”

RUDY WATCH: Apparently still alive for now

Fat idiot demands Hakeem Jeffries be impeached

Zero dead after incompetent suicide bomber attacks Portland gym

Todd Blanche claims he’s got other evidence on Comey, lol

Big Oil a big no on Trump commands to “Drill, Baby, Drill”

Orange King Lear hallucinates more spectres

Missouri Domino’s guy hits non-tipping customer with car

Oxycontin maker ODs on bankruptcy