The fake news is Iran's best defense: President on Fox News

The Orange God Emperor unexpectedly called into the couch show Thursday morning to claim that he’s not frustrated but that the “fake news” is Iran’s best defensive weapon in the war that he started, for which there may be some truth to given that he answered a question about Iran by expressing frustration over the outcome of the California primary election in which his guy Steve Hilton advanced over Dem billionaire Tom Steyer to take on former HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra.

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