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Tehran threatens Ketamine Brain’s Middle East assets

From a post by Twitter user @TheMashreq, the content of which in parts matches quotes carried by CNBC in their reporting on this Thursday Telegram post by Iran’s official Fars News agency:

“With the update of Iran’s military operations target bank, all interests related to economic holdings managed by Elon Musk in West Asia, including Arab countries and Israel, have been entirely included in the initial list for drafting new targets. This action follows the proof of the use of infrastructure managed by Elon Musk, including Starlink, by the US and Israeli armies. Earlier, Musk’s military aid to the US army through the Starshield projects and the launch of military satellites in activities such as earth observation, encrypted communications, and secure data transfer had been revealed.”

“The Starlink ground station located in the occupied territories, Qatar, Jordan, the UAE, and Oman, along with SpaceX shareholders including the infrastructure of two companies, Alfazabi and Mobadele, are among the new targets in Iran’s list. An informed source told Fars that the US army, supported by companies related to Musk, has committed war crimes including attacks on water infrastructure in southern Iran, and the Islamic Republic of Iran reserves the right to attack all facilities related to holdings managed by Musk in the region and the occupied territories.”

So yes, Iran put the word out that they’ll be targeting SpaceX/Grok facilities in the region. Would’ve been funnier if they just did it but Ketamine Brain’s reaction ought to be pretty good either way.

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