Judge taps out of blocking White House UFC fight

DC federal Judge Amit Mehta – a nerd who eats low double digits of protein a day – decided he didn’t want to get his butt kicked in the appellate octagon so he tapped out of blocking President Trump’s birthday battle royale on the White House lawn. LFG! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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