Fed uncreases interest rates 0.00 percent

Earlier headline and article were wrong. Sorry. National Zero will continue with sporadic updates of mostly non-financial news items following the Fed’s interest rate uncrease of 0.00 basis points.

Orange Baby declares Mary Peltola’s candidacy invalid

Fed uncreases interest rates 0.00 percent

Team Kirk immediately regrets inviting Tim Miller onto show

Classified documents were omitted from Epstein files release

South Carolina Senate race tied: NYT poll

President claims power to call Abdul El-Sayed “Mohammed”

Open Borders Donald allowing foreign criminals into country

No clear winner yet in Israel

Winds of change

Fox and Friends market testing new ways to disappoint viewers

Jackson 49 – Collins 47 in Maine: Marist poll

MAGA media using Brazil defeat to amp up midterm fuckery

Orange Saddam weighs in on Cheesecake Factoryghazi

Comey indicted again for some kind of secrecy breach

President posts some shit he has no intent of following through on

Judge orders Maurene Comey reinstated at SDNY

They made Vivek Ramaswamy do it

Gas officially more expensive on average than during Biden Admin

Lula reelected in Brazil

Deranged old has-been performs for remaining fans: Live

Great Leader excoriates defeatist weaklings embedded in state media

Blanche gets all bitchy when asked if Trump planning more incitement in response to a Republican wipeout next month

Orange Tyrant actually votes in person for once

Mike Collins preemptively declaring moral victory over Jon Ossoff

Republican Iowa Lt Gov nominee’s parents sue him for unpaid rent

Reich sues to pre-overturn Alaska Senate election

Orange Tyrant loses his shit at reporter giving him opportunity to walk back from siding with child rapist’s willing accomplice

Regime charges FBI agents with lying to Congress over Hunterghazi

Marc Thiessen seems worried

Trump triples down on demonizing teenage rape victim

Close Epstein friend at least consistent on protecting pedophiles

Fox News reports Trump rallygoers willing to suffer high gas prices

Jaydee tells Buckeye GOP to buck up and stop whining about Vivek Ramaswamy platforming a child rapist’s willing accomplice

CNN poll finds Trump approval its lowest-ever

Ketamine Brain thinks it’ll be illegal for Dems to subpoena him

Da Vek pumps $4 million into ad starring Acton’s evil old hag mom

Orange Tyrant wants to demolish press briefing room: NYT

Tired old shitbag makes limp effort to excite MAGA voters: Watch live

Jon Husted in better shape than Da Vek in Ohio: Marist poll

Tough crowd for a tired act in Kansas: Watch Live

Israel’s greatest friend vows to abandon them if Netanyahu ousted

Neckbeard struggles through ill-advised CBS News town hall

Dem early voter turnout explodes in Iowa and North Carolina

Ashley Hinson asks fans to donate gas money for campaign bus

Brent crude hits $109 a barrel

“Maybe it’s not for her”: Trump on Pizzagate Kate

When will Mehmet Oz denounce Kid Rock’s Islamophobic hatred?

Surprise! Team Orange came up empty on Omar’s status in 2019

Complete piece of shit Trump/Epstein pal fired from regime

Pizzagate Kate’s bad time on Hannity’s insanity hour