I'm surprised her head doesn't make her float away

Covid has a very high survival rate for most people. Know what doesn’t? Lawlessness and thuggery in our streets. And we can solve that without forcing shots in arms and infringing on freedoms.

— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) July 14, 2021

COVID deaths in the US in 2020: 367,000. Roughly 2% of the people who contracted coronavirus died.

Deaths by murder in the US in 2020: ~20,000. Roughly 0.0006% of people who used “the streets” were murdered.

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