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Random thoughts Friday, Volume CC

10 hours ago

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Rudy turns over watches, car to Georgia election workers

11 hours ago

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Cantaloupe’s crew reconsidering Fox’s latest abuser for Pentagon

12 hours ago

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Blondi to bark at reporters in White House press briefing room

13 hours ago

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Fox urges failing chains to close before January 20th

16 hours ago

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Johnson commands Ethics Committee to bury Gaetz report

18 hours ago

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Mike Pence swings in to oppose RFK Jr nomination

21 hours ago

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“Look, Matt Gaetz is a brilliant legal mind”

21 hours ago

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Steven Cheung considers Pete Hegseth rape matter closed

22 hours ago

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Nancy Mace ready to spank the monkey testing lab in her state

23 hours ago

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Four Canadians burned alive last month because Tesla doors stuck

24 hours ago

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Future First Lady-in-exile debuts new digital grift

1 day ago

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Leading US import making big impact with Caribbean Islanders

1 day ago

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This is so much better than a veto

1 day ago

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Roadkill expert to lead Trump HHS

2 days ago

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Four arrested for insurance fraud after biologist determines it was a guy in a bear suit that ripped up Rolls Royce’s interior, not a bear

2 days ago

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Cornhole wants to see House Ethics report on Matt Gaetz

2 days ago

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Veteran anchor weighs in on Trump’s unconventional cabinet picks

2 days ago

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The Onion wins Infowars auction

2 days ago

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“Stop shit like this”

2 days ago

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Premature explosion ruins date with Brazilian Supreme Court

2 days ago

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The Horror

2 days ago

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Rudy lawyerless

2 days ago

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Joint Chiefs on chopping block: report

2 days ago

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Matt Gaetz resigns

3 days ago

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FBI raids Polymarket founder’s home

3 days ago

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Oklahoma school district failed to protect LGBTQ student who later committed suicide, federal investigation finds

3 days ago

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Say hello to Attorney General Rapey McForehead

3 days ago

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“Uncommitted” asshole pleads with Biden to do something now

3 days ago

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China relieved to see Little Marco lead State Department

3 days ago

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John Thune elected Senate Majority Leader

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Washington invaded by otherworldly forces

3 days ago

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Orange Hitler tells House GOP to figure out how he can run in 2028

3 days ago

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Melania unlikely to move into the White House

3 days ago

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Ohio Republican seeks to ban colleges from asking for pronouns

3 days ago

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Jones ally to offer 7-figure bid for Infowars at auction

3 days ago

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Elect a clown, get a circus

3 days ago

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“The only thing I could think of when I heard that Trump won was that my mom is coming home”: psycho Capitol rioter’s daughter

4 days ago

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Michiganders “protest” local Diary of Anne Frank performance

4 days ago

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Boaters forced to endure Disney cruise after catamaran sinks

4 days ago

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Britain devastated by deer outbreak

4 days ago

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Regular guest on Ancient Aliens lands exciting new job

4 days ago

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Climate change side effect to increase climate denialism: report

4 days ago

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Bangladeshis ask Interpol to arrest fugitive ex-dictator

4 days ago

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MAGA Latino says Trump won’t deport “family-oriented” illegals

4 days ago

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Kremlin says they expect their asset to earn his paycheck

5 days ago

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Minnesota man kills sons, wife, ex and himself because Trump got elected again, the New York Post doesn’t report (but wanted to)

5 days ago

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Wicked Barbie doll packaging points to porn site URL

5 days ago

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Private prison company stock prices rise again

5 days ago

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Nick Fuentes apparently confirms he pepper sprayed lib woman

5 days ago

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