“To my knowledge none of those shootings were done with a, any kind of a, Armalite Rifle or an AK or anything like that so, uh, it’s a systemic problem,” declares Elmer Fudd cosplayer Republican Missouri Congressman Billy Long. “When I was growin’ up in Springfield, you had one or two murders per year. Now you have two, three, four a week in Springfield, Missouri so something has happened to our society; I, I go back to abortion, when we decided it was okay to murder kids in their mothers’ wombs, ah, life has no value to a lot of these folks.”