Thank you @DonaldJTrumpJr, @EricTrump, @TiffanyATrump, @IvankaTrump and Barron for never exposing or humiliating our country and the first family like some others!
— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) July 11, 2022
We’re guessing this alleged hooker/QAnon dumbass is happy “Unprecedented” – at least in its presentation as aired – did not make the Trump family look any more stupid or evil than those of us with common sense and decency already knew them to be, thereby sparing their fans like Boebert the mental effort of coming up with moronic excuses or plot hole-riddled conspiracy theories to explain their behavior. We think. Then there’s also that 4chaners reportedly hacked into Hunter Biden’s iCloud account on Sunday, and Lauren might also be alluding to that which, if something really incriminating or embarrassing was found we’d probably know about it already. Definitely if it was as bad as Jared Kushner landing a $2 billion investment from the Saudi sovereign wealth fund. That might be why Congresswoman Trailer Park Hot left Slenderman out of her thank you note.