Fat former President Trump is reportedly privately saying out loud that he needs to become president again to avoid being prosecuted for inciting the Capitol riot and all the other illegal shit he did, Rolling Stone reports. While this is a total “no shit” story, it is still kind of impressive that the Donald would be so blunt, with a minion telling Rolling Stone the disgraced ex-president has “spoken about how when you are the president of the United States, it is tough for politically motivated prosecutors to ‘get to you’… He says when [not if] he is president again, a new Republican administration will put a stop to the [DOJ] investigation that he views as the Biden administration working to hit him with criminal charges – or even put him and his people in prison.”