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Both of the members of the West Virginia National Guard shot Wednesday in DC have died after being taken to local hospitals, Fox News reports, citing Gov Patrick Morrisey. Worth noting that they didn’t actually have to be there but Morrisey sent them to help with convicted felon President Trump’s stupid Potemkin military occupation of the nation’s capital because of “crime.”

“The animal that shot the two National Guardsmen, with both being critically wounded, and now in two separate hospitals, is also severely wounded, but regardless, will pay a very steep price. God bless our Great National Guard, and all of our Military and Law Enforcement. These are truly Great People. I, as President of the United States, and everyone associated with the Office of the Presidency, am with you!” the fat bastard posted from Mar-a-Lago shortly after the shooting.

At least two military personnel, appearing to be National Guard troops, were shot in downtown DC on Wednesday just a few blocks from the White House, ABC News reports without any further details yet but you know who would love it if this was an Antifa attack.

Joining former Presidents Alejandro Toledo, Ollanta Humala, and Pedro Castillo as the still-living inmates, ex-Peruvian leader Martin Vizcarra was sentenced Wednesday to 14 years in the joint for taking $600,000 in bribes while serving as a regional governor prior to taking the top national office in 2018, the AP reports. Recently impeached and removed ex-President Dina Boluarte is headed in the same direction, Alberto Fujimori died after being paroled last year, and Alan Garcia killed himself in 2019 as police closed in to cuff him for corruption related to some real-estate company.

Of the 12 presidents that Peru has had since Fujimori’s dictatorship, two of them – Manuel Merino, who served six days as interim leader in November 2020 before resigning, and Francisco Sagasti, who was appointed to take over and served until July 2021 – are alive and not in/facing prison.

Sagasti left office with a 50 percent approval rating. He should stay they hell away from the job, lol.

“Congressman Brandon Gill (TX-26) today introduced articles of impeachment against James E Boasberg Chief Judge, United States District Court for the District of Columbia, for his abuse of judicial authority used to target conservative Members of Congress, organizations, and patriotic Americans. ‘Chief Judge Boasberg has compromised the impartiality of the judiciary and created a constitutional crisis,’ said Rep Gill. ‘He is shamelessly weaponizing his power against his political opponents – including Republican members of Congress who are faithfully serving the American people within their jurisdiction. Judge Boasberg was an accomplice in the egregious Arctic Frost scandal where he equipped the Biden DOJ to spy on Republican senators,’ Rep Gill continued.”

“‘His lack of integrity makes him clearly unfit for the gavel. I am proud to once again introduce articles of impeachment against Judge Boasberg to hold him accountable for his high crimes and misdemeanors.’ Judge Boasberg facilitated Special Counsel Jack Smith FBI’s project Arctic Frost, which spied on Republican Senators Marsha Blackburn, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Bill Hagerty, Josh Hawley, Ron Johnson, Cynthia Lummis, Rick Scott, Dan Sullivan, Tommy Tuberville, and Representative Mike Kelly,” says a press release from Dinesh D’Souza’s dipshit son-in-law.

That was three weeks ago and, while not what was billed in the headline, absolutely relevant background context to Dem Congressman Eric Swalwell’s lawsuit against Bill “Fannie Man” Pulte landing in Boasberg’s courtroom, Politico’s Kyle Cheney reports with a dramatic ellipses added.

If they have the audacity to lie on record it will be good for humanity. We need to see how deep this thing goes.

— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) November 26, 2025

Oh wait this tweet’s actually about whether the French-Israeli cabal assassinated Charlie Kirk.

Sorry for the mistake on that but in Candace’s current storyline they, having already dispensed with Kirk, are now after her for “exposing” that President Emmanuel Macron’s wife Brigette (legitimately a freaking groomer who snatched him up as a teenager, their marriage is so fucked up) is actually the new identity of her brother and there’s all this shit about like secret religious societies and of course Owens has to get the Jews involved… And now apparently the Trump Administration is silent on and complicit in this ongoing threat to Candace as well, sooooo… Yeah, that’s how it’s been going.

National Zero is not much for the Candace Owens beat but it seems like this woman’s mental health crisis might be starting to metastasize into yet another political vulnerability for the Orange God Emperor given the size and fanaticism of her following. One that, while it would not be necessarily a clear “own-goal” because she’s just making shit up and would be doing the same if Kamala Harris were president, Trump also has never discouraged this type of lunacy. So yeah, bring it on, lol.

“COMES NOW, THE STATE, By and through Peter J Skandalakis, District Attorney Pro Tempore, and after a thorough examination of the case file, consideration of applicable statutory and case law, and prior to submission to a jury, the State hereby moves for entry of a Nolle Prosequi for the following reason: to serve the interests of justice and promote judicial finality (see exhibit A). For all remaining defendants, this disposition meets the criteria for the Georgia Crime Information Center to Restrict access to the criminal history for this arrest pursuant to OCGA 35 – 3 – 37(h)(2)(A),” writes Peter J Skandalakunt, the prosecutor who appointed himself to replace Fani Willis in the case against the Orange Tyrant and his minions over the post 2020-election coup attempt in the Peach State.

And Judge Scott McAfee immediately dismissed the case. Complete and total exoneration again.

“Tanmiah Food Company, one of the Kingdom’s leading vertically integrated poultry and food producers, has announced a new collaboration with Big Idea Ventures, a global venture capital firm specializing in food, agriculture, and alternative protein technologies. The MoU was signed at the recent US–Saudi Investment Forum in Washington, DC, underscoring the depth of economic partnership between the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and the United States,” says a Tanmiah press release that sounds like it came from a fever dream of some QAnon fan who’s turned on Trump.

Nevertheless it’s real.”The partnership lays the foundation for joint initiatives that support Saudi Arabia’s Vision 2030 food-security goals, particularly in strengthening the red-meat supply chain and building sustainable alternatives to imported feed ingredients. Tanmiah and BIV will work together to identify opportunities to acquire equity interests in established US red-meat producers subject to satisfactory financial, legal, and operational due diligence. Under a phased transaction approach, the two companies will also assess upstream opportunities including feedlots, breeding herds, and supporting infrastructure in line with the Kingdom’s growing demand for secure, resilient and sustainable red-meat supply chains. The collaboration will also focus on developing an agricultural ecosystem dedicated to cultivating alternative sustainable, locally grown feed ingredients. This initiative aims to reduce reliance on imported feedstocks while enabling more resilient and cost-efficient poultry and dairy production systems,” the press release continued.

Holy fuck this really is like leftist fanfic satirizing QAnon shit about Bill Gates.

“A new Emerson College Polling/The Hill survey of the special election for US Congress in Tennessee’s 7th district finds 48 percent of voters support Republican Matt Van Epps and 46 percent support Democrat Aftyn Behn. Two percent plan to vote for one of three third-party candidates on the ballot, and 5 percent are undecided. When undecided voters are asked which candidate they lean toward, Van Epps’ overall support increases to 49 percent, and Behn to 47 percent,” says National Zero’s favorite pollster in a write-up on their test of the Trump +22 district’s December 2 special to finish out the term of now-resigned MAGA philanderer Mark Green.

Last month Emerson put Dem New Jersey Gov-Elect Mikie Sherrill ahead of Republican Jack Shittarelli 49 to 48 percent, five days before she won by 56.6 to 42.8 percent, so that was a 12.8 percent miss. In Virginia, where the college’s final poll put Dem Gov-Elect Abigail Spanberger up 55 to 44 percent over MAGA Lt Gov Winsome Sears was not as bad of a miss but still off by 4.2 as Spanberger’s final tally was 57.5 to Earle-Sears’s 42.3 percent. In New York City it’s a little trickier as their poll finding now-Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani at 50 percent to disgraced former Gov Andrew Cuomo’s 25 percent and Republican Curtis Sliwa’s 21 percent did nail Mamdani’s 50.4 percent bare majority win. At the same time Emerson massively oversold Sliwa and undersold Cuomo, who finished in second with 41.6 percent to Sliwa’s 7.1 percent, so that was still technically a 13.9 percent miss in favor of a Republican. The pollster used to only be good for mid-single-digits pro-GOP tilt.

Now none of this means Tennessee Dem state Representative Aftyn Behn has this in the bag despite Emerson’s demonstrated pattern of “reliability” in non-presidential years. In fact you should still expect her to lose given the recent surge of MAGA attention and right wing media circlejerking about some comments she made God knows when over Nashville’s country scene (lol).

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s ‘criminal illegal alien’ relative detained by ICE https://t.co/i80Ct03dnO pic.twitter.com/szCor8eJBl

— New York Post (@nypost) November 26, 2025

“The Creeps at the Failing New York Times are at it again. I won the 2024 Presidential Election in a Landslide, winning all Seven Swing States, the Popular Vote, and the Electoral College by a lot. I one our Nation’s Districts by 2750 to 550, a complete wipeout,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, raging over a New York Times report from Tuesday summarizing his failing physical and mental health as he ages and thus pretty much validating it with “one” instead of “won.”

Also it should be “counties” and not “Districts” but could’ve let that slide if not for the “one.”

The Wisconsin Supreme Court on Tuesday established two three-judge panels to examine the question of whether the Cheesehead State’s congressional maps were drawn unfairly, all of the judges either elected or appointed Dems, and the only question now being if they redraw the state’s lines before the filing deadline of the 2026 midterms, the Associated Press reports.

Dem California Congressman and gubernatorial candidate Eric Swalwell on Tuesday filed a lawsuit against Federal Home Finance Agency director Bill “Fannie Man” Pulte for violations of privacy in obtaining Swalwell’s mortgage records following his bullshit criminal referral, CBS News reports.

“Pulte’s brazen practice of obtaining confidential mortgage records from Fannie Mae and/or Freddie Mac and then using them as a basis for referring individual homeowners to DOJ for prosecution is unprecedented and unlawful,” Swalwell’s lawsuit against the smug little shitweasel alleges.

“Puberty blockers” is a propaganda term for castration chemicals that cause brain damage to kids https://t.co/9HsGC8Pe11

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 25, 2025

“It looks like the Indiana Senate Republicans will be coming back in two weeks to take up Redistricting, a very important initiative to balance out the Democrats’ endless ‘Sue to Blue’ and Census rigging strategy that has stolen seats from Republicans, and given them to Democrats who would not have them if they played fairly. Radical Left Democrats have rigged the game for a long time – Remember, until the GREAT Speaker Newt Gingrich, Democrats controlled the House for 40 YEARS in a row, and now, Republicans must fight back for the American People who want and need the Massive Tax and Regulation Cuts, Lower Prices, Strong Borders, Powerful Military, and Safe Cities that Republicans are delivering, and Democrats are fighting against every step of the way.”

“Democrats, if they steal power back, will again give us the Highest Ever Inflation, Sky High Prices, Open Borders, Transgender for Everybody, DEI, and unlimited Violent Crime that they caused and allowed until we came back into Office this year. Republicans must do what is necessary to stop the destruction of our Country by these people who hate America, and are so ungrateful for the opportunities our Nation has given them. Our Country and Democracy is special, and we must do everything we possibly can to defend it from the Far Left infiltrators who want to destroy it. I am glad to hear the Indiana House is stepping up to do the right thing, and I hope the Senate finds the Votes. If they do, I will make sure that all of those people supporting me win their Primaries, and go on to Greatness but, if they don’t, I will partner with the incredibly powerful MAGA Grassroots Republicans to elect STRONG Republicans who are ready to do what is needed to protect our Country and, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday.

Convicted felon President Trump is weighing whether to fire dipshit FBI Director K$H Patel after a series of increasingly embarrassing news stories about the children’s book author, MS Now reports.

In an exhaustively long and detailed – possibly prescription amphetamine-inspired – Thanksgiving forecast outlook, the National Weather Service’s Marquette, Michigan office writes that “Winter Storm Warnings and Watches are in effect for much of the UP as a deepening low pressure tracks across the UP tonight into Wednesday, with an eventual transition to lake effect snowfall. Chances of 12 inches or more of snow are around 100 percent across the north-northwest wind snow belts of the western UP by Thanksgiving, with some spots potentially receiving 2 to 3+ feet.”

After a while it finally cuts to the chase with the snow/lightning combo. “Recent guidance has shifted the winds more north-northwesterly this morning, which in turn would bring a little more snowfall to the north-central as it would have more Lake Superior fetch to work with. In addition, with -15C 850mb air moving over 5C Lake Superior sfc waters, some guidance is picking up on some modest MUCAPE values, potentially even up to 100 J/kg. Thus, while not expected, there is up to a 10 to 15 percent chance that some thundersnow will be realized over the north-northwest snowbelts Wednesday into Thanksgiving morning in the lake enhanced to lake effect snow bands.”

Fun fact: You’ll have a LOT less warning that there’s lightning incoming given that both the flashes and the thunder will be obscured by the snow. It’ll sneak right up on you.

FBI has sent Dem Senators Mark Kelly, Elissa Slotkin, and Representatives Jason Crow, Maggie Goodlander, Chris Deluzio, and Chrissy Houlihan requests for interviews with agents after they posted that “Don’t Give Up The Ship” video that caused convicted felon President Trump to have a fucking meltdown, Reuters reports on K$H trying to look busy and useful.

Weird how like these people are supposed to be guilty of sedition and treason but rather than being immediately arrested and jailed before their trial and execution they’re getting interviewed.

Convicted felon President Trump will on Tuesday officially pardon two turkeys that attacked the US Capitol and violently packed the faces of police officers during the January 6, 2021 insurrection that Trump incited. Or the two turkeys whose crypto exhcnage facilitated money laundering operations for Al Qaeda, Hamas, and child sex trafficking operations in Colombia. Or the two turkeys who donated $10 million to a PAC that supported his 2024 campaign… Okay, admittedly nobody knows why these two turkeys were selected but they had to have done something to earn the mercy.

Maybe Eric Adams is involved. Turkey, bribery, escaping consequences… All very Adams-esque.