This guy’s supposed to be a smart lawyer and have something better than just outright lying to Fox News fans and saying that his client, convicted felon President Trump, “has said for years that he wants full transparency” when Blanche himself tried to intimidate Lauren Boebert into backing out of that discharge petition last month and then when that didn’t work he posted “The Democrats are trying to bring up the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax again because they’ll do anything at all to deflect on how badly they’ve done on the Shutdown, and so many other subjects. Only a very bad, or stupid, Republican would fall into that trap. The Democrats cost our Country $1.5 Trillion Dollars with their recent antics of viciously closing our Country, while at the same time putting many at risk – and they should pay a fair price. There should be no deflections to Epstein or anything else, and any Republicans involved should be focused only on opening up our Country, and fixing the massive damage caused by the Democrats!” which also didn’t work as it then passed almost unanimously.

Bonus Blanche suckery for spewing those same canned talking points about how the Biden Administration and Congressional Dems would have released the files if they knew they contained damning info on Trump. That’s between Dem voters and Biden/Merrick Garland/congressional Dems, lefty PACs funding oppo research, etc for being such limp dicks and not making moves that in retrospect could maybe have swung the election for Kamala Harris if done smartly. But what’s done is done and they didn’t know there was anything damning in there because they didn’t even bother to look – and the only reason this nightmare for the Trump Regime is happening now is because Trump for months reneged on his previously half-assed pledges to be transparent on this.

Also fuck Lawrence Jones for not having the balls to bring up Ghislaine Maxwell during this bit, even on friendly terms. If Larry truly loves Trump and Blanche he would have thrown a softball to give them an exit ramp on that coverup and bubble-wrapping at Club Fed. He couldn’t even do that bare minimum, which should tell you a lot about how fucking fake and scripted these hits are.