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“Two north Texas men have been charged in relation to a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves, announced US Attorney Jay R Combs. Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography. Information presented in court indicates that between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. Weisenburg and Thomas planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d’etat.”

“Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves. Weisenburg and Thomas undertook numerous overt acts in furtherance of their invasion plan, including making operational and logistical plans, learning Haitian Creole language, recruiting others to join the invasion plan, and researching and enrolling in schools to acquire skills relevant to the invasion plan. Thomas even enlisted in the US Air Force to acquire military skills relevant to the invasion plan. Weisenburg and Thomas are also charged with production of child pornography in a related count,” says a Justice Department press release, adding that the two face life for conspiring to commit murder in a foreign country.

What it left out is that Gonave’s population is 87,000 people, which would be kind of… challenging for two guys and a small army of homeless Americans to seize control of. If not for the child porn then maybe the feds could’ve just let things play out and saved US taxpayers the hassle.

In an earnings call with investors on Tuesday, Home Depot CEO Ted Decker said that the retailer’s third quarter 2025 “results missed our expectations primarily due to the lack of storms in the third quarter, which resulted in greater than expected pressure in certain categories. Additionally, while underlying demand in the business remained relatively stable sequentially, an expected increase in demand in the third quarter did not materialize. We believe that consumer uncertainty and continued pressure in housing are disproportionately impacting home improvement demand. Our teams are continuing to execute at a high level and we believe we are growing our market share.”

Lol, what a fucking cuck. Fewer storms, really? Now we can sit here and question whether Home Depot’s business model is actually that reliant on a few hurricanes hitting the eastern half of the US every year like Manischewitz relies on observant Jews to celebrate Passover. Manischewitz’s model doesn’t exactly have to assume some risk that they’re all going to skip it – or swap the matzoh for Ritz – in 2026. They can count on their market to show up irrespective of the weather. It’s pretty safe to say Home Depot didn’t get to be the largest hardware retailer in the United States by crossing their fingers hoping that hundreds of thousands of houses are going to need fresh plywood to cover up their windows every hurricane season, thus it’s just as safe to say Decker is full of shit.

Why is he full of shit? Most likely because he’s terrified that telling the truth about the current state of the housing market and consumer confidence in whether adding another bedroom to their ranch house is a smart investment right now. Which would get more mainstream media coverage and accordingly be placed in the larger context of the economy. And then you know who would get upset over that and start screaming at him on Truth Social for being a terrible failing loser woke CEO.

This ad was running on Fox News this morning, per clip guy Aaron Rupar. Not clear is whether this says more about how well the “Bond Arms” company or Fox News’s ad sales businesses are doing.

Maybe lean toward the latter since this one seems like way more within Newsmax or OANN’s commercial break beats than Fox’s. Maybe the reverse mortgage industry’s the victim of its own success and has run out of seniors to bleed dry so they’re not buying ad space like they used to.

In an interview Thursday with the New Republic’s Greg Sargent on his “Daily Blast” podcast, Dem Pennsylvania Congresswoman Chrissy Houlahan told Sargent that her office responded to convicted felon President Trump’s deranged threats to have her executed over her “Don’t Give Up The Ship” video by filing a threat complaint against the Orange God Emperor with the US Capitol Police.

“Your office wrote in ‘Donald J Trump’ as the person delivering the threat?” asked Sargent. “The president,” Houlahan responded tersely. It’s not clear if filing such a report automatically initiates an investigation by the USCP, but if it does then yeah, Trump is under criminal investigation. Again.

The OpenWeb commenting platform (a product deeply inferior to Disqus on the user end) has seen its usual thread positioning under stories on Villages-News.com replaced with a message reading simply “Comments have been temporarily disabled.” The development was deeply disappointing to those among us non-Villagers who saw a letter to the editor headlined “Negative comments about Charlie Kirk cannot be supported by facts” and were eager to see the reactions to the missive submitted by Village of Woodbury resident Mary Sessions, who wrote “When I started hearing those phrases, I decided that I would listen to the whole dialogue and make my own decisions about Charlie’s character. When I did that, the whole meaning of the quote took on a different context and had nothing to do with what he was being accused of. So, I encourage people not to take what they are being told is true without doing some research on your own to get the WHOLE TRUTH!”

Possibly even more heartbreaking was the void underneath “Villagers’ problem child caught with drugs in anus after sentencing,” detailing an unfortunate colorectal narcotic smuggling mishap experienced by 48 year-old stay-at-home son Chad Basford, who’d been checking in for a 180 day vacation at the Sumter County Jail on a conviction for driving a golf cart with a suspended license, a bid imposed due to his record of five DWIs. Jail Personnel found packages of marijuana and a sleep aid “covered in fecal matter and bloody mucous” on the floor after Basford was ordered to squat naked during the standard procedure to check if he was smuggling narcotics in his anus.

No reactions from other Villages-News readers under that one because, as stated, comments have been disabled on the site. Even the non-lurid, non-politically-charged reports like “Bicyclist hit in helmet by golf ball in The Villages” are subject to this moratorium, one for which there has been no timeline of its resolution issued. Whatever prompted it must’ve been pretty fucking good.

Republican senators led by disquietingly robotic Stepford Housewife Katie Britt are lobbying convicted felon President Trump to endorse a max three-year extension of Obamacare subsidies in what Punchbowl News reports is an admission that they’re going to get destroyed next year if they don’t figure something out but also that it would “buy time for Congress to pass a longer-term health care plan that mirrors the president’s preferences.” Copied that part verbatim to lol at the notion that the fat bastard has any “preferences” beyond eradicating “Obamacare” simply because of its name.

It’s been literally eight fucking years since Trump’s GOP tried and failed to repeal it and now that Donald has the opportunity to just let crucial portions of the landmark health law expire without having to do anything. There can be no question now that he would sooner see his supplicant majorities burn than sign a bill keeping Obamacare intact. That is unless the wind in those majorities blows in that direction and passage becomes inevitable. Then he’ll act like it was his idea all along.

Which – going by John Cornhole Cornyn saying he’s “not opposed to bipartisan deals. The problem is, Obamacare was never a bipartisan deal. Democrats seem to be saying you need to swallow this partisan bill that was sold under false pretenses. That’s unacceptable” – probably isn’t happening anytime soon. Think of how many GOP members in both chambers, Jesus Dork Mike Johnson included, got their careers started by campaigning against Obamacare back in the early 2010s.

“I see the political shop on the Democratic side just churning up all the very sympathetic stories that are gonna result if we don’t come up with a reasonable plan,” warned North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis, who doesn’t have to actually worry about that since he’s not running again. Yet he persists in concern for his GOP brethren, imploring them to abandon their commitment to “principle,” lol.

“Today an individual showed up to my DC office and made white supremacist threats and hand gestures. Everyone is safe, and I want to thank Capitol Police for their swift response. But let me be crystal clear: this cannot become the norm. We’re living in a time where political violence is being fueled from the very top. When the President of United States spreads hate and lies, when he targets his political opponents, when he openly calls for the death of sitting Members of Congress, he is putting a literal target on our backs. The President should be committed unity, not more division. Some folks have questioned why I need security. This is why. Every time I speak truth, stand up for my constituents, or call out corruption, the threats get louder – and more dangerous.”

“I will not be intimidated. I will not be silenced. I will continue to show up for the people of Texas’ 30th Congressional District. But we cannot pretend that this is normal. When leaders promote hate, hate shows up – sometimes right at our door,” says Dem Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett.

Sharia law must never govern America

— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) November 21, 2025

In 2021 when then-Congressional candidate Cory Mills joined an informal group to secure lines of escape from Afghanistan for people left behind by the Biden Administration’s not-terribly well-executed withdrawal, they made a pit stop in the Republic of Georgia – and Mills took the time to visit with local sex workers, NOTUS reports on more embarrassing shit for the Trump fanboy.

Are you a racist Coast Guard member bummed out because the woke service won’t let you hang a Nazi Swastika flag and/or a noose in your quarters? Cheer up! The Washington Post reports that starting December 15th, the service guidelines will move the hate symbols from their list of hate symbols to just those that are “potentially divisive,” meaning that they’ll be unbanned from display.

“We don’t deserve the trust of the nation if we’re unclear about the divisiveness of swastikas,” said some DEI Coast Guard libtard who spoke anonymously after being owned so badly.

The inside scoops at Axios can do two things at once and do them well: Annoy the absolute shit out of you with the insufferable “Behind the Curtain” insidery aesthetic and increasingly childish “Why it matters” bullet points while ALSO managing to provide a rarified window into the pants pissing when things are starting to go bad for their Republican donor class audience demo’s political outlook.

Sometimes they even express it visually…

Lol.

Much of the text of this Thursday article is just outlining some bad recent polling for the Trump Regime. There’s only one [direct] anonymous quote: “People are depressed,” attributed to a “Trump loyalist at the barricades,” summarizing the feeling inside the top echelons. Terse and maybe a tad dramatic but God willing that loser mentality continues to sink in inexorably.

“Climate change highlights the importance of understanding life’s survival limits for addressing global challenges and supporting future human habitation beyond Earth. Plants, as photosynthetic organisms, play a vital role in sustaining life. Bryophytes, such as mosses, show notable extremotolerance, but despite studies on environmental responses in the model moss Physcomitrium patens, its survival under extreme conditions in space remains unclear.”

“We tested protonemata, brood cells, and spores encased in sporangium under simulated space environments, identifying spores as the most resilient, and subsequently exposed them to the space environment outside the International Space Station. After 9 months in space, over 80 percent of the spores survived, retaining their ability to germinate. These results demonstrate the remarkable resilience of P patens spores in space and reveal the potential of terrestrial plants to endure extreme environments, providing insight into bryophyte adaptation and offering a foundation for future applications in space exploration and extraterrestrial habitats,” says the abstract to a paper from a team led by brainiac Tomomichi Fujita of Hokkaido University in Japan.

“🟠 I’M THANKFUL FOR YOU 🟠 Guess who I’m not thankful for this thanksgiving? Each and every American-Hating Liberal who’s made hard-working Americans lives more difficult. They shut down the government to try to stop MAGA! And I’m calling it now…they’re getting ready to ring the bills of impeachment! I hate to be a debby downer but the point I’m trying to get across is that I need YOU to be extra generous during the holidays. CHIP IN $25 Because American-Hating Liberals are already raising millions of dollars to buy back the Senate and House majority – they’ll have enough votes to impeach me then…” says a typically unhinged fundraising email from the Orange Slob.

Interesting how his team that writes this stupid bullshit is that upfront with their whales about a third impeachment being the motivator to kick in for the GOP’s midterm campaign.

“We are veterans and national security professionals who love this country and swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. That oath lasts a lifetime, and we intend to keep it. No threat, intimidation, or call for violence will deter us from that sacred obligation. What’s most telling is that the President considers it punishable by death for us to restate the law. Our service members should know that we have their backs as they fulfill their oath to the Constitution and obligation to follow only lawful orders. It is not only the right thing to do, but also our duty. But this isn’t about any one of us. This isn’t about politics. This is about who we are as Americans. Every American must unite and condemn the President’s calls for our murder and political violence. This is a time for moral clarity. In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage. We will continue to lead and will not be intimidated. Don’t Give Up the Ship!” say Dem Senators Mark Kelly, Elissa Slotkin, and Representatives Jason Crow, Maggie Goodlander, Chris Deluzio, and Chrissy Houlihan in a statement responding to convicted felon President Trump’s meltdown over their video message.

Deputies with the Belmont County, Ohio Sheriff’s Office will sadly have to live the rest of their lives wondering if they could have somehow done things differently and saved a deer owner’s life.

From a statement by Sheriff James Zusack: “On November 15, 2025, at approximately 10:27 pm, deputies with the Belmont County Sheriff’s Office were dispatched to the Proger residence in Stewartsville regarding a reported animal attack. Upon arrival, deputies were advised by family members that the victim, identified as Jodi Proger, appeared to be trapped in a pen with a male deer that was being kept at the residence. The animal appeared to have attacked Ms Proger.”

“Family members attempted to intervene and dispatch the animal prior to the arrival of law enforcement to reach the victim; however, the animal was ultimately dispatched by responding deputies to ensure scene safety. Tragically, Ms Proger succumbed to her injuries and was pronounced deceased at the scene. The Belmont County Coroner’s Office was subsequently contacted to assist. No foul play is suspected in this matter. The Belmont County Sheriff’s Office has notified the Ohio Department of Natural Resources (ODNR) of the incident. ODNR officials are currently communicating with the Ohio Department of Agriculture regarding the matter.”

LOL! If Republicans worked… Stacey Plaskett and Ilhan Omar would both be censured and expelled from Congress.

Judge Boasberg would be impeached

Filibuster would be nuked

People would be in jail

I can go on, but you get the picture.

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) November 20, 2025

Douchey Florida MAGA Congressman Greg Steube on Thursday introed a resolution expelling indicted fellow Sunshine Stater Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick after her indictment on massive federal felonies for stealing $5 million in funds from taxpayers in a FEMA scam operation.

At least 1,000 people living in the largely rural Lumajang District of Indonesia’s island of Java fled their homes Thursday, having been warned by government elites that a natural phenomenon called “pyroclastic flows” was putting them in danger of suffocation and incineration, Sky News reports.

Granted, the existence of what geologists who were educated almost exclusively at very group-think-intensive educational institutions describe as “superheated clouds of ash and gas” appears to be at least partially supported by photographic and video footage from various locations around the globe over the past two centuries. However the establishment’s repeated warnings of the extreme dangers of these clouds are so emphatic and intense that one may start to perceive them as hyperbolic – and perhaps even agenda-driven. It doesn’t take an extreme fringe conspiracy theorist to look at the volumes of peer-reviewed literature on pyroclastic flows – all dreadfully repetitious in content – and come away wondering what it is they are not telling you about them.

Viewed from a distance, these pyroclastic flows appear as benign white clouds of dust tumbling speedily yet gently down slopes, almost like baby powder, about as stark of a contrast one can get with red hot basaltic lava setting aflame everything and anything combustible in its path. What if the clouds have some sort of healing properties or pleasant hallucinogenic effects? Now let’s be clear, no one is saying that they do. They could very well be as lethal and destructive as the establishment science community says they are. But again, there hasn’t been any serious consideration of alternative viewpoints or outside research into the effects of pyroclastic flows is troubling.