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Stick around for the second part of the clip for when Jaydee tries to pretend that FCC incel Brendan Carr was just joking about Kimmel getting canceled and had nothing to do with it.

Weakly throwing darts at this corkboard, convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday rattled off some ideas for lies about how Dems will be blamed for the looming shutdown, posting “The Democrats want Illegal Aliens, many of them VIOLENT CRIMINALS, to receive FREE Healthcare. The Democrats want $500 Million Dollars to help Radical Left News Outfits. The Democrats want to leave DEAD PEOPLE on Medicaid and Social Security rolls, so that Criminals can continue to be allowed to receive that payment, and steal their money. The Democrats want to cut Billions of Dollars from our once vulnerable Rural Hospitals (which we fixed by giving them the largest Cash Infusion, EVER!).”

“The Democrats want men playing in women’s sports, ‘Transgender’ for EVERYBODY, Open Borders and, perhaps most importantly of all, a five letter word, CRIME (They like it, and we don’t!), and so many other things that will destroy America. We cannot let this happen!” Trump continued in his follow-up to an earlier post where he ruled out any negotiations with Dems on government funding.

Asked by CNBC’s Andrew Ross Sorkin on Wednesday to comment on whether convicted felon President Trump posting “I think we’re gonna test ABC out. Last time I went after them they gave me $16 million. This one sounds even more lucrative” amounted to coercion, spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan said “Well, I mean, I don’t think you can say this is pressure from the government because ABC” uncanceled Jimmy Kimmel’s show. Sorkin then “But that does sound pressure from the government, right?” to which Jordan, more sheepish than his usual self, said “Um, I guess you can say maybe some” before going on with some shit about how the Democrats were blah blah blah.

“On September 23, 2025, the Defendant filed a letter advising the Court of various public statements made about this case by various members of the government. It appears from this letter that multiple employees at the Department of Justice may have violated Local Criminal Rule 23.1, and this Court’s order of April 25, 2025 specifically identifying the strictures of this rule for counsel and directing the prosecution team to ensure that the highest levels of the Department of Justice, up to and including Attorney General Bondi, were aware of and understood they were bound by this Rule,” writes SDNY Judge Margaret Garnett in response to a motion by Luigi Mangione’s defense team in the federal case against him over the assassination of UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson.

That sounds bad. Probably is bad. Luigi’s guilty as sin – irrespective of what you think about his actual actions – and these fucking clowns just can’t keep their goddamned mouths shut, lol.

Appearing on Sean Hannity’s stupid show Tuesday night, super-pilled White House Press Secretary Karloline Leavitt raged over the self-inflicted escalator stop by Team Trump at the UN earlier that day, saying “we have people, including the United States Secret Service, who are looking into this to try to get to the bottom of it. And if we find that these were UN staffers who were purposely trying to trip up, literally trip up the president and the first lady of the United States, well, there better be accountability for those people, and I will personally see to it,” the Times of London reports.

This was a few hours after a UN spokesman said: “In answer to the many questions received about the escalator incident this morning involving the President of the United States and the First Lady, I have the following information to share: President Trump, accompanied by the First Lady and delegation, arrived at the UNHQ building this morning, and entered through the Delegates entrance.”

Not particularly intelligent Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Garbbard has already wrecked the Trump regime Justice Department’s “case” against former CIA Director John Brennan for something something Russia probe and Steele Dossier by pulling the security clearances of all the witnesses who would need that status to be able to testify to a grand jury, Axios reports.

“It’s a major complication … a self-inflicted wound,” a regime official said. “It’s an unforced error if you want to talk baseball, an own goal if you want to use soccer.” Another source relayed what federal prosecutor David Metcalf told the White House, that “some of these people are my witnesses and this is going to make it really difficult to prosecute now,” as if it weren’t already difficult given the fact that a grand jury refused to bring charges against the sandwich guy.

Said Jimmy Kimmel upon his return Tuesday: “This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this. I’ve had the opportunity to meet and spend time with comedians and talk show hosts from countries like Russia, countries in the Middle East who tell me they would get thrown in prison for making fun of those in power and worse than being thrown in prison. They know how lucky we are here. Our freedom to speak is what they admire most about this country. And that’s something I’m embarrassed to say I took for granted until they pulled my friend Stephen off the air and tried to coerce the affiliates who run our show in the cities that you live in to take my show off the air. That’s not legal, that’s not American.”

“That is un-American. And it’s so dangerous. I want you to think about this. Should the government be allowed to regulate which podcasts the cell phone companies and wifi providers are allowed to let you download to make sure they serve the public interest? You think that sounds crazy? Ten years ago, this sounded crazy. Brendan Carr, the chairman of the FCC, telling an American company, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, and that these companies can find ways to change conduct and take action on Kimmel or there’s going to be additional work for the FCC.”

Responding to ABC/Disney’s decision to uncancel Jimmy Kimmel’s show, convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday posted “I can’t believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled! Something happened between then and now because his audience is GONE, and his ‘talent’ was never there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who’s not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99 percent positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we’re going to test ABC out on this. Let’s see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.”

Luckily no one at Fox News has to worry about the FCC after sex pest Jesse Watters “jokingly” suggested bombing the United Nations for the elevator and teleprompter mishaps convicted felon President Trump suffered before and during his very poorly received rant to the supranational body.

A federal jury in Florida on Tuesday found failed Trump assassin Ryan Routh guilty of all five counts against him in the September 15th, 2024 attempt at a Palm Beach golf course, ABC News reports.

“It was a great honor to speak before the United Nations. I believe the speech was very well received. It focused very much on energy and migration/immigration. I have been talking about this for a long period of time and this Forum, was the absolute best from the standpoint of making these two important statements. I hope everybody gets to watch it! The teleprompter was broken and the escalator came to a sudden hault as we were ridding up to the podium, but both of those events probably made the speech more interesting than it would have been otherwise.”

“It is always an honor to speak at the United Nations, even if, their equipment is somewhat faulty. Make America Great Again!” the demented old bastard posted following his awful speech.

ICE agents in the town of Leominster, Massachusetts last Tuesday held a five year-old girl with autism hostage outside of a home last week to get her father to come out and surrender, NBC News reports citing video of the horrific incident obtained by Telemundo Nueva Inglaterra.

Guatemalan-born Eduardo Hip was driving home with his daughter when he called his wife – who asked that she not be named in interviews with Spanish-language media – to tell her that he thought he was being followed. He made it home then “managed to run back into the parking lot of my house, but they grabbed” their daughter, she added. The girl was sat down next to an SUV and given a bottle of water while Hip negotiated with them from behind his door, handing them his ID for a few minutes until local cops then arrived and took the girl inside the home. ICE then left.

They returned two days later and arrested Hip, who has two kids and has lived in the US for 22 years, but let’s hear more about how “family-oriented” undocumented people would be left alone.

“After reviewing the details of the unserious and ridiculous demands being made by the Minority Radical Left Democrats in return for their Votes to keep our thriving Country open, I have decided that no meeting with their Congressional Leaders could possibly be productive. They are threatening to shut down the Government of the United States unless they can have over $1 Trillion Dollars in new spending to continue free healthcare for Illegal Aliens (A monumental cost!), force Taxpayers to fund Transgender surgery for minors, have dead people on the Medicaid roles, allow Illegal Alien Criminals to steal Billions of Dollars in American Taxpayer Benefits, try to force our Country to again open our Borders to Criminals and to the World, allow men to play in women’s sports, and essentially create Transgender operations for everybody,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday in an unhinged, lie-filled rant that goes on considerably longer.

One lowlight worth pointing out in the 431-word shriek is the “They are trying to eliminate the popular $50 Billion Dollar Rural and Vulnerable Hospital Fund, which was passed with only Republican Votes, and proudly signed into Law by ME,” which is likely true in the narrowest sense that the Dems want to kill it because it’s only necessary due to the Medicaid cuts the fat fuck signed into law, the very reason the Democrats are threatening to shut down the government.

A 31 year-old Florida man whose mother and aunt told cops he “has a hatred toward homosexuals and Jewish people that’s become worse over the past years” has been arrested in connection with a Friday night arson incident at Chabad of Charlotte County in Punta Gorda, Fox4Now reports.

Stay-at-home son Blake Hoover, an unaffiliated voter, was confronted over the phone by his mom Kelly, a registered Republican, who noticed that a gas can and some spray paint were missing from their garage on the night of the fire. She called and begged him not to burn anything down.

According to police, the next morning she asked what he’d been up to the previous night, to which Blake said he had”just sprayed the letter J, not a big deal.” Kelly told cops that Blake always refers to Jewish people as “Js.” Blake, being held on a $25,000 bond on suspicion of arson and criminal mischief, is due in court for an initial appearance on Tuesday. Probably not Antifa.

US Secret Service agents in New York City on Tuesday busted a network of devices that could potentially have crashed all cell phone service during the UN General Assembly, the AP reports.

“It can’t be understated what this system is capable of doing,” said Matt McCool, the special agent in charge of the Secret Service’s New York field office. “It can take down cell towers, so then no longer can people communicate, right? …. You can’t text message, you can’t use your cell phone.”

“And if you coupled that with some sort of other event associated with UNGA, you know, use your imagination there, it could be catastrophic to the city,” McCool continued in his statement.

Two Florida men’s lawsuit against the Hershey’s candy company alleging that the lumpy shapes of Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkins not matching the “cool looking carving of a pumpkin’s mouth and eyes as pictured on the product packaging” somehow constituted fraud or something was tossed by a federal judge on Friday, Reuters reports. “Put simply, plaintiffs do not allege that the products were unfit for consumption, did not taste as plaintiffs expected, or otherwise were so flawed as to render them worthless,” wrote Judge Melissa Damian as she spiked the complaint seeking $5 million.

“The Canadian Football League (CFL) is making a bold move to evolve the game with a set of changes centred upon entertainment and innovation. At a media conference, Commissioner Stewart Johnston announced that changes will be instituted over the next two seasons through a phased approach. The most significant modifications will come in 2027 with goalposts being moved to the back of the end zone and the field being re-sized. In anticipation of these structural changes, beginning in 2026, the rouge will be modified and adjustments will be introduced to ensure more consistent game flow,” says a statement from the Canadian Football League’s leadership.

Ahhhh, there it is. One of those grating idioms all too common in political media – especially in this fucked-up era – being used to describe something literally even if it’s kind of a stretch outside the usual beat of this site. The Canadian Football League’s moving the goalposts. For real.