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Orange Warlord amped to bomb Gaza

“Numerous of our NOW GREAT ALLIES in the Middle East, and areas surrounding the Middle East, have explicitly and strongly, with great enthusiasm, informed me that they would welcome the opportunity, at my request, to go into GAZA with a heavy force and ‘straighten our Hamas’ if Hamas continues to act badly, in violation of their agreement with us. The love and spirit for the Middle East has not been seen like this in a thousand years! It is a beautiful thing to behold! I told these countries, and Israel, ‘NOT YET!’ There is still hope that Hamas will do what is right. If they do not, an end to Hamas will be FAST, FURIOUS, AND BRUTAL! I would like to thank all of those countries that called to help. Also, I would like to thank the great and powerful country of Indonesia, and its wonderful leader, for all of the help they have shown and given to the Middle East, and to the USA. TO EVERYONE, thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted President Peace on Tuesday.

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Breitbart reports libtard pretty damn clever

Maybe the far right outlet should’ve just left this one alone. Hard to say it’s violent agitation when all the lib was calling for was simply for President Trump to do what Hitler did to himself.

As for the actual violence and arrests, there is one report out of Kent, Ohio in which a 20 year-old male, who is said to be a Trump fanboy, shove a woman during the town’s local No Kings march on Saturday. Kent Councilman Jeff Clapper, a Democrat, told the Akron Beacon-Journal he had “no idea what led up to” the altercation. “But I wasn’t going to let it stand. So I grabbed him and forced him to the ground. Then I heard he had a gun, so we restrained them.” Clapper said he’d heard that the man, identified as Bryce Sobodosh, is MAGA but he’s not so sure. “Being a Trump supporter or not had no bearing on my actions. I just saw him push a woman, and that is not OK,” said Clapper.

Sobodosh faces felony charges of receiving stolen property and carrying a concealed weapon and will go before a judge on Friday. No social media presence or voter registration in Sobodosh’s name could be ascertained by National Zero, but it’s hard to imagine what the point in carrying a handgun and then shoving a woman at a No Kings rally would have been if it wasn’t to “counterprotest.”

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Ecuadorians release boat strike survivor

Andres Fernando Tufino, one of the “narcoterrorists” that convicted felon President Trump’s regime released to his home country of Ecuador “for detention and prosecution,” according to the orange slob, after surviving a US Navy strike on a “drug” boat in the Carribbean last week, was promptly released from detention and prosecution by law enforcement in Quito Monday after they determined “there is no evidence or indication that could lead prosecutors or judicial authorities,” the AP reports.

Tufino and a Colombian man – who has yet to be identified publicly – were plucked from the water by American naval personnel in the strike on a “submersible” that left two others dead. The Colombian man was seriously wounded in the strike and, according to law enforcement in that country, “will be prosecuted according to the law” for alleged drug trafficking. But who the hell knows what actual evidence exists that these guys were indeed moving drugs north to the US.

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Mary Peltola 48 – Dan Sullivan 46 in 2026 Alaska Senate race: poll

A new Alaska Survey Research test of a hypothetical 2026 Senate matchup finds Dem former Congresswoman Mary Peltola leading incumbent Republican Dan Sullivan 48 to 46 percent among North Star State voters. Peltola, ousted last year by Republican Nick Begich III, has not announced her 2026 intent and has also been said to be considering a gubernatorial run next year.

Alaska Survey pollster Ivan Moore posted the findings on BlueSky Monday ahead of a full release on Tuesday, said the sample had voted 52 percent for convicted felon President Trump, 39 percent for former Vice President Kamala Harris, 9 percent “other,” but doesn’t say if it was weighted.

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Thune says Ingrassia nomination DOA

Senate Majority Leader John Thune on Monday told reporters that white nationalist sex pest Paul Ingrassia, convicted felon President Trump’s nominee to lead the Justice Department’s office of Special Counsel, will not make it out of committee as MAGA Senators Rick Scott, Ron “RonAnon” Johnson, and James “Pussy” Lankford have already ruled out voting for him, Politico reports.

“I’m not supporting him,” Scott, a white collar crime lord, said. “I can’t imagine how anybody can be antisemitic in this country. It’s wrong,” Skeletor added, having calculated that he’s got another five years before he’s up for reelection again and they Groypers will have forgotten by then.

Also worth noting is that THIS is what gets them to pull the plug and not the absolutely freaking pathetic and creepy shit he tried with a female subordinate by forcing her to share a hotel room.

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Capitol rioter arrested for threatening Hakeem Jeffries

“The New York State Police, Bureau of Criminal Investigation at Poughkeepsie (BCI), in conjunction with the Federal Bureau of Investigation Joint Terrorism Task Force (FBI-JTTF), announces the arrest of Christopher Moynihan, 34, of Clinton, New York, for Making a Terroristic Threat, a Class D felony.”

“On October 18, 2025, the State Police were advised by the FBI-JTTF that Moynihan had made threats to kill a member of Congress. Following a thorough investigation, Moynihan was arrested and arraigned before the Town of Clinton Court. He was remanded to the Dutchess County Justice Center in lieu of $10,000 cash bail, a $30,000 bond, or an $80,000 partially secured bond. Moynihan is scheduled to appear in court on October 23,” says the New York State Police in a press release.

According to CBS News, the member of Congress was House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and Moynihan texted someone to say “Hakeem Jeffries makes a speech in a few days in NYC I cannot allow this terrorist to live” and “Even if I am hated, he must be eliminated, I will kill him for the future.”

Moynihan, who entered the Senate chamber during the January 6th, 2021 insurrection, was found guilty in August 2022 of obstructing an official proceeding, and pleaded guilty to five misdemeanor charges. He was sentenced in February 2023 to 21 months in prison. Thus, unless there was some extraordinary and extremely unlikely delay in his sentence, it’s a near certainty he was not one of the ones who would have still been in prison at this point if not for Trump pardoning him in January.

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More than a third of ICE recruits fail pretty basic fitness test

More than a third of recent surge of recruits to convicted felon President Trump’s newly expanded ICE have failed to pass the physical fitness test requiring them to do 15 push-ups and 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes, the Atlantic reports citing an internal email that said the agency’s been drawing “a considerable amount of athletically allergic candidates.” These recruits had “misrepresented” their physical condition on application forms, a real pain in the ass for the agency, having already shipped these fat incels to the training academy in Georgia before rejecting them.

Leaders have now ordered recruitment offices to conduct the tests locally. Shocking that morally weak men who want to abuse innocent migrants would be physically weak too, right?

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Fat idiot admits he’s not lowering energy bills

“Jack Ciattarelli, the wonderful New Jersey Gubernatorial Candidate that is doing very well in the Polls against a very Fake and Corrupt Mikie Sherrill, will bring Energy prices down in New Jersey by record amounts. He calls me constantly, wanting assurances that I will use the Power of Common Sense on helping New Jersey with their Energy bills, which are going up by record amounts. Jack is a man who will bring costs and prices down, rapidly, but in particular, Energy costs, because he knows that everything else will follow. Mikie Sherrill, on the contrary, has Energy policies and concepts that will double and triple prices in New Jersey. Unlike Jack, there have been no calls to Washington saying, ‘What do we do with these rapidly rising Electric and other costs?'”

“I have brought Energy way down, with Gasoline soon to hit $2, with everything else following! If Mikie, who was essentially thrown out of her school for cheating, and wasn’t even allowed to walk through the Graduating Class, is ever involved with Government, Energy prices will soar at a record level! Unlike Jack Ciattarelli, nobody from her group is calling the White House in order to take advantage of the record drops in overall Energy costs. Jack Ciattarelli is a good man, who understands business, and who will bring down Energy, and other costs, by 50 percent, and even more. The unusually named Mikie, perhaps her only asset, will drive Energy costs up, like no Governor in History. She will be a DISASTER for New Jersey – VOTE JACK CIATTARELLI – HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, admitting that he hasn’t actually brought energy prices down for New Jersey but somehow Jack Ciattarelli will do it.

The fat bastard seems to be getting a little desperate for his already one-time loser endorsee.

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Tony Gonzales’s mistress committed suicide by self-immolation

Holy fuck. The Daily Mail reports that “moderate” Texas Republican Congressman Tony Gonzales had an affair with an aide who ended it by fatally setting herself on fire at home last month.

Regina Aviles, 35, joined Gonzales’s staff in 2021 and at some point since separated from her husband after she began effing the 43 year-old married congressman and father of six. Why the mother-of-one doused herself with gasoline and lit a match in the backyard of her home in Uvalde on September 13th is not known, just that it was caught on a home security cam and that Gonzales did not attend her funeral on the 25th. A spokesperson did not deny the affair to the Mail.

The Uvalde Police Department – not exactly an examplar of bravery in law enforcement – blocked the release of public records related to Aviles’s death, even though in Texas records are routinely made public no matter what stage an investigation is at. Cops have withheld the 911 call, video evidence, and police reports while they’ve petitioned Picasso-face Ken Paxton to keep the files sealed. Adding to the mess is that Uvalde PD Chief Homer Delgado disowned an endorsement of Gonzales that the congressman’s staff had tweeted and later deleted on request of the chief.

Gonzales has canceled a shit ton of public events since Aviles’s death. Some, present company included, had for a while considered the congressman to be among the least bad of a pretty fucking bad caucus full of the criminally insane and morally debased. Now while there’s no evidence just yet to suggest that Gonzales had driven Aviles to set herself on fire, the void of information and the shadiness around her death does nothing but invite a shit ton of speculation to that effect.

If that’s the case, then yeah, Tony Gonzales is worse than Cory Mills, as incredible as that sounds.

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Paul Ingrassia slightly more of a Nazi in private texts than in op-eds

Texts obtained by Politico reveal that Paul Ingrassia, the 30 year-old Neo-Nazi sex pest nominated by Trump to lead the Office of Special Counsel, writes privately to his friends in white nationalist young conservative circles pretty much the same shit that he publishes on various far right outlets.

“MLK Jr was the 1960s George Floyd and his ‘holiday’ should be ended and tossed into the seventh circle of hell where it belongs,” “I do have a Nazi streak in me from time to time, I admit it,” “Never trust a chinaman or Indian… NEVER,” and “I said [we’re] making kwanza illegal in the next Trump admin… That was the gist of my tweet… No moulignon holidays… From kwanza to mlk jr day to black history month to Juneteenth… Every single one needs to be eviscerated,” Ingrassia wrote in a text group that eventually disbanded last year because, per whoever leaked it to Politico, “Very influential people were trying to give him advice” like stop texting shit like this because it can get leaked to the media “and he threw that advice right back at them and basically said, ‘Fuck you. Look at me. I can write a Substack and get it posted by the president. Who are you to talk to me?'”

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Comey moves to dismiss “case”

“James B Comey, Jr, by and through undersigned counsel, and pursuant to Federal Rule of Criminal Procedure 12(b), moves this Court to dismiss the government’s indictment. As explained further below, the government has singled out Mr Comey for prosecution because of his protected speech and because of President Trump’s personal animus toward Mr Comey. Such a vindictive and selective prosecution violates the First Amendment, Due Process Clause, and equal protection principles. The proper remedy for this unconstitutional prosecution is dismissal with prejudice.”

“Any lesser remedy would be insufficient in light of the government’s flagrant misconduct and the need to deter the government from bringing further unconstitutional prosecutions,” writes former FBI Director James Comey’s lawyers in a motion to dismiss the Trump regime’s bullshit case against him.

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“MAKE BEEF AMERICAN AGAIN 🇺🇸” ranch begs Trump to listen

“Dear President Trump, We love you and support you – but your suggestion to buy beef from Argentina to stabilize beef prices would be an absolute betrayal to the American cattle rancher. We understand there are larger economic and geopolitical dynamics at play, including countering CCP influence in countries in our hemisphere. But the practice of solving problems ‘over there’ before solving problems here on our soil is what contributed to the downfall of our country: Americans always come last,” write the fucking commies at Wyoming ranch Meriweather farms, an evidently MAGA-themed cattle concern followed by far right luminaries Matt Gaetz, Amy Kremer, Anthony Sabatini, the late Charlie Kirk, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, Emerald Robinson, and Lara Logan.

“We understand beef prices are high, and we admire your concern for all Americans, but this is not the fault of the American producer. This is the fault of politicians who have allowed BRICS-aligned entities to dominate the meat industry, that participate in price fixing and who also continually lie to their consumers. Washington for decades has facilitated the squeezing of our own ranchers while allowing these entities to flood the market with cheaper, lower-quality imports – and people don’t even know these products are foreign because they are allowed to be marked as ‘Product of the USA.’ On top of all this – there is only chaos coming from the Department of Agriculture.”

“There is no true guidance, mixed messaging, and a copious amount of photo ops. There is no one to trust over there that truly understands the issues and isn’t bought out by or aligned with Big Industries. The American cattle rancher is one of the last symbols of independence we have in the nation – but the continued manipulation and betrayal by the very people who claim to support them, needs to end immediately,” they continued and it keeps going but you get the gist of their tears.

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New “Bible-based diet” promises miraculous outcome, in theory

The text of an article printed by Fox News under the headline of “Bible-based diet could unlock the secret to lasting wellness” reveals a surprising twist: That they’re not recommending you eat Bibles themselves, but certain foods consumed by people living in the Levant two millennia ago.

“I think the Bible is the greatest health book ever written. If somebody’s dealing with any health condition, whether it’s depression, anxiety, cancer, heart disease, diabetes, PCOS, infertility, hypothyroidism or low testosterone, the Bible has a solution. If you follow a diet based on the Bible, you can be made well,” Dr Josh Axe, co-author of “The Biblio Diet” tells Fox News.

“I listened to the diagnosis of my great physician, not my ordinary physician. The great physician tells you to live with hope in all things and believe in the miraculous – and I did. Now I’m 100 percent healed,” Axe said of how he overcame a spinal infection. Or how he believes he overcame it.

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Florida AG apparently serious about prosecuting Roblox

“Attorney General James Uthmeier is issuing criminal subpoenas to the popular online gaming platform Roblox. The subpoenas will investigate whether Roblox’s actions, or lack thereof, are aiding predators in accessing and harming children. ‘Platforms like Roblox have become breeding grounds for predators to gain access to our kids,’ said Attorney General James Uthmeier. ‘We will stop at nothing in the fight to protect Florida’s children, and companies that expose them to harm will be held accountable,'” says the Sunshine State Attorney General’s office in a press release.

“Multiple investigations have revealed that sexual predators are using Roblox to access, communicate with, and groom minors. Troubling allegations against the gaming platform include negligence in adequately verifying users’ ages and failures in content moderation that have allowed sexually explicit material to evade filters and circulate within the platform. Reports also suggest that predators are utilizing the platform’s in-game currency, ‘Robux,’ to bribe minors into sending sexually explicit images of themselves. Victims have accused Roblox of knowingly failing to implement meaningful safety measures or provide adequate warnings to parents about the dangers their children face, while publicly maintaining that the platform is safe. Further reports indicate that Roblox has knowingly failed to report incidents of child victimization to the proper authorities.”

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Prince Andrew ordered British cop to investigate Epstein victim

Cops in London are investigating a report that disgraced British royal Prince Andrew ordered a police officer assigned to his personal security detail to investigate now-deceased rape accuser and Epstein trafficking victim Virginia Giuffre to dig up any “dirt” he could find on her, CBS News reports.

The reporting comes just days after Andrew forfeited his royal titles in disgrace, which Giuffre’s family hailed in a statement, saying “This moment serves as victory for Virginia, who consistently maintained, ‘He knows what happened, I know what happened, and there’s only one of us telling the truth, and I know that’s me. This is not just a victory for her, but for every single survivor of the horrific crimes perpetrated by [Trump’s dead friend Jeffrey] Epstein and his co-conspirators.”

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