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Hochul 52 – Stefanik 31 in New York gov race: Siena poll

“Governor Kathy Hochul’s job approval and favorability ratings are both up a little from last month, and her favorability rating, 45-42 percent (42-44 percent in August), is now the best it’s been since January 2024, according to a new Siena Poll of New York State registered voters released today.”

“A majority or plurality of voters believe Hochul works hard, demonstrates honesty, gets things done, provides decisive leadership, and cares about people. Four of the five are up significantly from June 2024 (this is first time ‘get things done’ was asked). Hochul (D) now leads Rep Elise Stefanik (R) 52-27 percent, in a gubernatorial matchup, up from 45-31 percent last month, and the first time Hochul has support from more than 50 percent of voters,” says Siena College’s polling press release.

Damn. While having that evil monster as governor would suck it also sucks that she hasn’t declared yet and this polling definitely does not get us any closer to a world where Elise Stefanik is simply out of politics and nobody has to see her 75+ minute daily Maybelline job face again. Just over the summer Stef went from “It’s not a question of if – it’s a question of when I announce, at the time and place of my choosing,” on June 29 to “I will make a final decision and announcement after this year’s November election which we are all focused on” less than a month later. Hochul’s lead just went from freaking 14 percent to 25 percent without her lifting a goddamned finger. Very concerning.

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Former Georgia Lt Gov Geoff Duncan launches Dem gov bid

In what is definitely highest-profile and possibly the fastest and most complete partisan transformation of a political career since 2017, ex-Republican former Georgia Lt Governor Geoff Duncan on Tuesday launched his bid for the Peach State’s top office as a Democrat, setting up a possible matchup with his successor, fake Trump 2020 elector and current Lt Gov Burt Jones.

Good on Geoff Duncan for doing what pretty much nobody else at such a high level of Republican politics has had the balls to do. There could and should have been so many more campaigns like this over the last decade and only now in goddamned 2025 is there ONE notable former Republican-turned-Dem actually running for a major statewide office. Whether he can actually pull off a Dem primary win when former Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms has already declared is a question for Georgia politics geeks, but simply launching a bid on the other team is significant on its own.

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Fat fucking baby sues New York Times for $15 billion

“Today, I have the Great Honor of bringing a $15 Billion Dollar Defamation and Libel Lawsuit against The New York Times, one of the worst and most degenerate newspapers in the History of our Country, becoming a virtual ‘mouthpiece’ for the Radical Left Democrat Party. I view it as the single largest illegal Campaign contribution, EVER. Their Endorsement of Kamala Harris was actually put dead center on the front page of The New York Times, something heretofore UNHEARD OF!”

“The ‘Times’ has engaged in a decades long method of lying about your Favorite President (ME!), my family, business, the America First Movement, MAGA, and our Nation as a whole. I am PROUD to hold this once respected ‘rag’ responsible, as we are doing with the Fake News Networks such as our successful litigation against George Slopadopoulos / ABC / Disney, and 60 Minutes / CBS / Paramount, who knew that they were falsely ‘smearing’ me through a highly sophisticated system of document and visual alteration, which was, in effect, a malicious form of defamation, and thus, settled for record amounts. They practiced this longterm INTENT and pattern of abuse, which is both unacceptable and illegal. The New York Times has been allowed to freely lie, smear, and defame me for far too long, and that stops, NOW! The suit is being brought in the Great State of Florida. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump late Monday. The text of the complaint was not linked, naturally.

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UN panel concludes genocide ongoing in Gaza

A panel of experts for the UN Human Rights Council on Tuesday issued a report concluding “that the Israeli security forces committed crimes against humanity, war crimes and the actus reus of two underlying acts of genocide in Gaza, the Commission now addresses the issue of genocide. The Commission analyses the conduct of the Israeli security forces in Gaza starting in October 2023, excluding other geographical and temporal aspects, and state responsibility under international law under the Genocide Convention. The Commission refers to its relevant factual findings in relation to the Israeli military operations in Gaza and examines if such findings fulfil the requirements to establish the actus reus and mens rea of genocide and, if so, the legal consequences for Israel and other States under the Genocide Convention.”

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Republican Virginia state House candidate who got DOGEd from federal job drops out of race to find employment elsewhere

The Republican challenger to sitting Dem Virginia state Delegate Michelle Maldonado in the 20th District dropped out of the race Monday to take a job out of the state after having been DOGEd from his federal contractor position needlessly by convicted felon President Trump’s regime a few months ago, the Prince William Times reports on elections having consequences on other elections.

Truth be told GOP nominee Chris Stone was a longshot for the seat in a district – one that former Vice President Kamala Harris won with 55 percent of the vote last year – given the current popularity of the Reich in the Northern Virginia suburbs. But it wasn’t an absolute impossibility.

Until it was. “I pressed ahead with the campaign, expecting it to be a short-term issue,” Stone said in an email to the Times. “But now that our family budget is tight due to no income, I have to do what’s best for my family and take the job I’m offered,” Stone continued and damn that’s gotta be freaking frustrating as hell for whoever donated to his campaign and put up signs and shit, lol. It’s too late to remove Stone from the ballot but, per the Times, voters will be informed that he’s dropped out via some unspecified notice and the GOP can still promote a write-in candidate… if they can find one.

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Second Venezuelan boat pew-pewed by US Navy in Carribbean

“This morning, on my Orders, US Military Forces conducted a SECOND Kinetic Strike against positively identified, extraordinarily violent drug trafficking cartels and narcoterrorists in the SOUTHCOM area of responsibility. The Strike occurred while these confirmed narcoterrorists from Venezuela were in International Waters transporting illegal narcotics (A DEADLY WEAPON POISONING AMERICANS!) headed to the US. These extremely violent drug trafficking cartels POSE A THREAT to US National Security, Foreign Policy, and vital US Interests. The Strike resulted in 3 male terrorists killed in action. No US Forces were harmed in this Strike. BE WARNED — IF YOU ARE TRANSPORTING DRUGS THAT CAN KILL AMERICANS, WE ARE HUNTING YOU! The illicit activities by these cartels have wrought DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES ON AMERICAN COMMUNITIES FOR DECADES, killing millions of American Citizens. NO LONGER. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, plainly enjoying his God-like powers to order the smiting of “terrorists” who may or may not have had actual drugs on their boat.

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Newsmax reports Baby Goebbels not letting this go to waste

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Soyboys screaming at the sky over Trump policies

Soyboys, MAGA slang for sensitive little socialist wieners who cannot stand President Trump’s America First policies, are running to the leftist rag the New York Times to cry for help.

Josh and Jordan Gackle, two soyboys from North Dakota, complain that President Trump’s trade war – which is all about putting American workers first and fentanyl dealers last by cutting off their supply – is hurting them because they can’t get any dirty money from the Chinese communists anymore. “The stress level is much higher now than it was then,” said Jordan as he stood in front of his soy field. “If we keep this going for very long, then we are going to see the kind of foreclosures that were happening. All of it is unnecessary. The US was not forced into this by anybody.”

Other soyboy Justin Sherlock, who was complaining about Trump to woke NPR six months ago, still needs his cry closet. “I feel like we’re out of time. If we don’t get a deal in the next few weeks, I think this turns what is hopefully a one-year problem into a multiyear problem,” Sherlock said, whining that he and his fellow soyboys will lose big this year without Chinese money – or socialist handouts from the government – will screw them going forward. “Are we going to lose a generation of farmers because of the trade war? I think that’s what we’re fast approaching.” Fuck you feelings soyboy.

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Witch hunt nabs two in Zambia

A Zambian court on Monday sentenced two allies of dead ex-President Edgar Lungu to two years in the joint for casting spells against Lungu’s hated longtime rival and successor President Hakainde Hichilema, the BBC reports. Jasten Mabulesse Candunde, 42, and Leonard Phiri, 43, were hired by Lungu minion Nelson Banda – brother of fugitive former lawmaker Jay Banda, who escaped from a hospital last year – to sacrifice small animals as part of a ritual to hex Hichilema and kill him.

“It is my considered view that the convicts were not only the enemy of the head of state but were also enemies of all Zambians… The two accepted ownership of the charms. Phiri further demonstrated that the chameleon’s tail, once pricked and used in the ritual, would cause death to occur within five days,” magistrate Fine Mayambu said in his ruling, later stressing that whether or not it actually worked – obviously it didn’t – was besides the point. “The question is not whether the accused are wizards or actually possess supernatural powers. It is whether they represented themselves as such, and the evidence clearly shows they did,” Mayambu told the courtroom.

The trial was the first ever prosecution for politically-motivated witchcraft, but the law against such practices dates back to 1914, during British colonial rule. Smart move keeping that on the books.

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Maurene Comey sues Trump regime over firing

Former Southern District of New York Assistant US Attorney Maurene Comey on Monday filed a federal lawsuit against the MAGA Department of Justice, arguing that her termination “was designed to retaliate against her based on her familial relation as the daughter of James B Comey, or because of her perceived political affiliation and beliefs, or both. No other plausible explanation exists for her termination – and certainly none was provided,” noting that it only happened after a Laura Loomer tweet and seeks compensation for lost wages plus reinstatement to her post at the district.

The first defense motion in this one ought to be pretty freaking funny, unless they’re not even gonna bother with the why and try some bland bureaucratese to say the Orange God Emperor has every right to fire her because something something Article II powers Trump can do whatever he wants.

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Tyler Robinson Foundation held their annual gala on Friday night

The Tyler Robinson Foundation, founded in 2013 “by the Grammy Award-winning band Imagine Dragons in honor of their friend and fan, Tyler, who tragically lost his battle with cancer at the age of 17,” held their annual gala in Las Vegas on Friday night and, uh, well luckily it doesn’t seem like any Charlie Kirk fans showed up to protest the very unfortunately-timed annual fundraiser given that it was held just hours after a certain other Tyler Robinson was arrested in neighboring Utah.

Would be a hell of a shame if the organization has to change their name just because some other guy got more famous. Also, as freaking dull Imagine Dragons they deserve credit for leading such a noble and also straightforward mission for the charity: supporting the non-medical needs of young cancer patients and their families. Takes a lot more sentences to explain whatever Bono does.

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Regime violating 1951 anti-propaganda law

“In the span of four months, three federal departments have contracted to create enormous political banners. Two contracts were for large banners of Donald Trump’s portrait that were hung outside the Departments of Agriculture and Labor. A third previously undiscovered federal solicitation is for 88-foot signs to be hung on the Department of Health and Human Services to promote Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr’s presidential campaign slogan ‘Make America Healthy Again.’ A review of contracting documents indicates that the signs are being made at the public’s expense, with the first three signs costing at least $50,000 in taxpayer funds and the full cost yet to be determined.”

“This pattern of contracts suggests an unprecedented and coordinated effort by the Executive Branch to use federal funds to glorify and pay tribute to a sitting US President and his political agenda, despite a longstanding legal prohibition against the use of federal funds for propaganda and self-aggrandizement purposes. In addition to wasting taxpayer funds, these banners mimic self-aggrandizing banners, billboards, and other propaganda promoted by dictators abroad. They also serve as a stark visual manifestation of measures President Trump and his administration aretaking to consolidate power and control that are antithetical to American democracy. EXECUTIVE SUMMARY The Trump Administration is spending taxpayer funds on political banners hung on federal office buildings in the style of totalitarian dictators,” says the intro to a new report by California Senator Adam Schiff, pointing to a 1951 law prohibiting such expenditures on propaganda.

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Team Orange thinks this “warning signs” bit from Bongino a plus

Yeah, great idea to go out there saying there were warning signs from Charlie Kirk’s assassin before he pulled the trigger as though this was a total black swan and the bureau up until earlier this year had a pretty core mission of monitoring certain online channels for signs of violent radicalism until those agents were either purged for having investigated MAGA radicals and/or their maniacal leader or were reassigned to track down migrants and patrol the streets of DC like beat regular cops.

Not saying that the FBI definitely 100 percent could have prevented Kirk’s murder but given that unfalsifiability is a core epistemological tenet of the MAGA propaganda cult you can seriously go fuck yourself if at any point between January 20, 2021 and January 20, 2025 you unironically said ANYTHING like “This never would have happened if Trump was still president” whenever some tragedy occurred or there was bad economic news or Chick-fil-A ran out of sauce and so on.

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