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Kamala Harris augurs new “Joe Biden was really old” news cycle

“Many people want to spin up a narrative of some big conspiracy at the White House to hide Joe Biden’s infirmity. Here is the truth as I lived it. Joe Biden was a smart guy with long experience and deep conviction, able to discharge the duties of president. On his worst day, he was more deeply knowledgeable, more capable of exercising judgment, and far more compassionate than Donald Trump on his best. But at 81, Joe got tired. That’s when his age showed in physical and verbal stumbles. I don’t think it’s any surprise that the debate debacle happened right after two back-to-back trips to Europe and a flight to the West Coast for a Hollywood fundraiser. I don’t believe it was incapacity. If I believed that, I would have said so. As loyal as I am to President Biden, I am more loyal to my country,” writes former Vice President Kamala Harris in an excerpt of her upcoming campaign memoir “107 Days,” printed by the Atlantic on Wednesday and ohhhhhhh man.

That’s kind of just the tip of the iceberg of the recrimination in the excerpt, which is going to DOMINATE THE CONVERSATION on Politico Playbook and Axios for at least a week or two.

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Victim “disgusted” with Orange Pharaoh’s bullshit on Epstein

Epstein victim Haley Robson on Tuesday told CNN’s Erin Burnett she was “disgusted” and “tired” of convicted felon President Trump – who she voted for – calling her story a “hoax” and reiterated her demand for full transparency from his regime on who else partied with Jeff back in their heyday.

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Dem James Walkinshaw wins VA-11 special election

Democrat James Walkinshaw on Tuesday defeated some Republican scrub to win the Virginia 11th District special election to succeed the late Gerry Connolly, per Political HQ. Walkinshaw looks like a bookish geek and while there’s nothing wrong with that in a D+30 district it would be cool to get like a surly fireman or Hooters waitress with a neck tattoo to mix things up a little bit.

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Russian drones cross into Polish airspace

At least six Russian drones crossed into Poland late Tuesday/early Wednesday local time, Sky News reports on an intrusion with an unknown purpose but obviously a serious provocation by Moscow against NATO. Various sources are reporting that Polish military personnel have already shot down two of the UAVs whose presence forced the shutdown of traffic at a major airport.

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WATCH LIVE: Sex trafficker’s friend snaps at reporters

On a related note, the fat bastard just posted “This morning, the Trump Administration was notified by the United States Military that Israel was attacking Hamas which, very unfortunately, was located in a section of Doha, the Capital of Qatar. This was a decision made by Prime Minister Netanyahu, it was not a decision made by me. Unilaterally bombing inside Qatar, a Sovereign Nation and close Ally of the United States, that is working very hard and bravely taking risks with us to broker Peace, does not advance Israel or America’s goals. However, eliminating Hamas, who have profited off the misery of those living in Gaza, is a worthy goal. I immediately directed Special Envoy Steve Witkoff to inform the Qataris of the impending attack, which he did, however, unfortunately, too late to stop the attack. I view Qatar as a strong Ally and friend of the U.S., and feel very badly about the location of the attack. I want ALL of the Hostages, and bodies of the dead, released, and this War to END, NOW!” and blah blah blah he’s obviously upset at Netanyahu for jeopardizing the relationship that got him a free $400 million luxury 747 and bought Allah knows how much worth of $TRUMP shitcoin.

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Comer takes Trump “at his word” that he didn’t sign Epstein letter

Asked by CNN’s Manu Raju on Tuesday what he thinks of the drawing of the torso of a nude teenage girl that convicted felon President Trump sent to his former best bud Jeffrey Epstein for his 50th birthday in 2003, House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer told Raju that Trump “says he did not sign it so I take the president at his word.” Given the value of Trump’s word these days it takes a guy who decades ago beat up his girlfriend for not having an abortion like Comer to shell out whatever he thinks resembles “integrity” in exchange for it. Fair enough transaction.

Comer then said he doesn’t “think the Oversight Committee is going to invest in looking up something from 22 years ago” and, despite the obvious incongruence of the “🚨🚨🚨” jackass’s long string of stupid, stupid failures in his Hunter Biden investigation, he’s not wrong to point that way.

Seriously, what else is there to investigate about this letter? It’s out there. Either you believe Trump signed it or you don’t. And even if you do want to know more it will in all likelihood come out sooner in Trump’s suicidally stupid case against the Wall Street Journal. The more tantalizing questions are about how the Democrats on the committee got their hands on it and put it out their without Comer being able to stop them. Trump’s gotta be fucking PISSED at this stupid hick for not doing anything to block Ranking Member Robert Garcia from rushing the letter out as soon as they got the copy from Epstein’s estate. Might be some good insider reporting on that angle soon.

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Longtime Indonesian finance minister replaced with economist who promises 8 percent growth and no new taxes

Indonesia President Prabowo Subianto on Monday canned the, per Reuters, “well-regarded” longtime Finance Minister Sri Mulyani Indrawati – who served from 2005 to 2010 and then again since 2016 – with Purbaya Yudhi Sadewa, an economist who promises 8 percent growth and no new taxes for a vast nation plagued by recent unrest over the cost of living and inequality.

“I will create economic growth of 6 percent to 7 percent – that will make protesters disappear automatically. They will be busy looking for work and eating well, rather than protesting,” said Purbaya after he was sworn into the post. Lol. Fadhil Hasan of the Institute for Development of Economics and Finance in Jakarta said Purbaya is a good enough economist but doesn’t have the chops to directly manage fiscal policy and the economy at large, making him “not the best choice.”

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Fox News reports fed charges brought in death of future deportee

On Monday Axios reported that the MAGA GOP establishment were fapping about the murder of 23 year-old Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska at the knife of a Black ex-convict whose mom attempted repeatedly to have him locked up in a psychiatric ward. “This is exactly what he’s talking about, and it’s going to be an issue he’s going to highlight. This is not just about North Carolina. Other campaigns will deal with this,” said a “Trump adviser,” salivating over the imagery.

Yet the above is what you’re going to hear from the MAGA Reich, even as the asshole’s own mom said – two weeks ago – that he should never have been out on the streets. They found some pretext to charge him federally because it was on a transportation system – 17 days after it happened and 12 days after he was hit with state-level first degree murder charges – now that the video is public.

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White Castle tempts wrath of the fates with new pulled pork slider

“White Castle, the iconic family-owned fast food business, is expanding its menu with three brand-new limited-time-only additions — The BBQ Pulled Pork Slider, Triple Cheese Tots and Pumpkin Latte Cheesecake dessert-on-a-stick, all crafted to satisfy both savory and sweet cravings. The new BBQ Pulled Pork Slider features slow roasted pulled pork, smoked with all-natural hickory wood and blended with just the right amount of specially seasoned, sweet BBQ sauce,” says a deeply hubristic press release from White Castle, challenging the might of all of Olympus to a reckoning.

“‘The BBQ Pulled Pork Slider is everything Cravers love about White Castle, including one-of-a kind flavor, high-quality ingredients and unbeatable value, all in one handheld masterpiece,’ said Jamie Richardson, vice president at White Castle. ‘The slow-roasted, sweet, smoky and savory profile is a celebration of flavor that brings something entirely new to the Castle while staying true to what we do best: satisfying the Crave.’ This delectable Slider is the highlight of the new $4.99 Combo Meal, demonstrating quality and quantity can coexist. The budget-friendly combo features two BBQ Pulled Pork Sliders with a small fry and soft drink,” the Promethean declaration continued.

Even if White Castle were this paragon of respect for the intestinal health of their customer base it would be questionable to introduce such a product at scale. But for these guys it’s… Like just the amount of surface area on the meat in one of these “sliders” alone with low-paid wage slaves not really all that concerned about safety. May God have mercy on the souls of those who would dare.

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WATCH LIVE: Karoline Kaos!

This one’s going to be, um, challenging for the White House Press Secretary, given her insistence that “it’s very clear President Trump did not draw” the body of a teenage girl “and he did not sign it” her fat orange boss but if there’s anyone who can snap angrily at reporters and look like a complete asshole while doing so then it’s America’s top official kommunicator, the one and only Karoline.

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March jobs numbers revised down by 911,000

“The preliminary estimate of the Current Employment Statistics (CES) national benchmark revision to total nonfarm employment for March 2025 is -911,000 (-0.6 percent), the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. The annual benchmark revisions over the last 10 years have an absolute average of 0.2 percent of total nonfarm employment. In accordance with usual practice, the final benchmark revision will be issued in February 2026 with the publication of the January 2026 Employment Situation news release,” says a BLS update tinkering the numbers in the wrong direction for the Orange Tyrant’s economy. Screech-like commissioner EJ Antoni is in BIG trouble.

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Jeff’s friend calls birthday letter a “dead issue”

Speaking briefly to NBC News in a phone call on Thursday morning, convicted felon President Trump declined to answer any questions about his 50th birthday letter to sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein depicting an underage female body and a shared secret between them, saying “I don’t comment on something that’s a dead issue. I gave all comments to the staff. It’s a dead issue.”

Of course this almost certainly does not mean the fat fuck will be dropping his $100 billion lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal for reporting on the letters existence in July. He just doesn’t want to talk about it with the media probably because he hasn’t figured out a theory about why it’s fake yet.

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Nepal prime minister quits after protestors burn his house down

Nepal Prime Minister Khadga Prasad Sharma Oli on Tuesday called it quits after seeing his house burned down in response to 19 protestors being killed by security forces during a Monday riot over the the government’s now-canceled ban on social media platforms, CBS News reports.

Protestors also torched the parliament building in Kathmandu and Oli’s whereabouts are not publicly known. So yeah it’s kind of a clusterfuck and resigning was the smart move given the situation.

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They haven’t seen it

A list of quotes from Congressional Republicans asked by NOTUS and other reporters on Monday for comment on the anatomically weird/suspicious and also disturbing birthday card convicted felon President Trump drew and signed for now-dead sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein in 2003:

“I’ve got to activate my Wall Street Journal subscription, I guess, because I haven’t seen it” – MAGA Michigan Congressman Tom Barrett, as if it couldn’t be seen elsewhere on other outlets.

“I haven’t seen that” – Congressmen Tom Tiffany, Paul Gosar, Jim Jordan, and Senate Majority Leader John Thune, apparently all saying the exact same four words, verbatim. Batshit insane Congresswoman Nancy Mace said “it” instead of “that” when denying knowledge.

“I just saw in the news he didn’t have anything to do with it” – Ronny “Dr Feelgood” Jackson.

“I don’t know anything about it. I’m sure it’s an unconfirmed rumor right now” – Douchebag Georgia Congressman Rich McCormick. Shown the letter by a reporter he then switched to “Oh yeah, I saw that. It’s BS,” then saying that Trump’s signature could’ve been forged. “I’ve never seen Trump do anything like that in his life. So it doesn’t fall in character. It has to pass the sniff test.”

Shown a printed copy of the letter outside of the Capitol, dumb hick Tennessee Congressman Tim Burchett said “We’ve seen autopen has been used quite a bit with the Biden administration. I’ve never known Trump to be much of an artist, either. So I kind of draw that into question.”

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Flotilla for Gaza hit by drone off of Tunisia

A Portuguese-flagged boat for the Global Sumud Flotilla for Gaza was struck by a drone in the Mediterranean off of Tunisia early Tuesday, Reuters reports on a pretty fucking terrifying development. No one was injured in the attack, which Tunisian Coast Guard officials denied happened at all, with a spokesman saying reports of a drone attack “have no basis in truth.”

“Acts of aggression aimed at intimidating and derailing our mission will not deter us. Our peaceful mission to break the siege on Gaza and stand in solidarity with its people continues with determination and resolve,” the GSF said. It’s not clear if teen activist Greta Thunberg was on board the vessel that was hit, but she is reportedly on one of the relief boats traveling toward Gaza.

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