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Flotilla for Gaza hit by drone off of Tunisia

A Portuguese-flagged boat for the Global Sumud Flotilla for Gaza was struck by a drone in the Mediterranean off of Tunisia early Tuesday, Reuters reports on a pretty fucking terrifying development. No one was injured in the attack, which Tunisian Coast Guard officials denied happened at all, with a spokesman saying reports of a drone attack “have no basis in truth.”

“Acts of aggression aimed at intimidating and derailing our mission will not deter us. Our peaceful mission to break the siege on Gaza and stand in solidarity with its people continues with determination and resolve,” the GSF said. It’s not clear if teen activist Greta Thunberg was on board the vessel that was hit, but she is reportedly on one of the relief boats traveling toward Gaza.

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We’re now at “The signature is fake”

“President Trump’s legal team will continue to aggressively pursue litigation. Furthermore, the ‘reporter’ @joe_palazzolo who wrote this hatchet job reached out for comment at the EXACT same minute he published his story giving us no time to respond. This is FAKE NEWS to perpetuate the Democrat Epstein Hoax!” Krazy Karoline kontinued katerwauling below the kutoff.

Lol at “No time to respond.” How much time does it take to say “Okay fine, we admit it. The President really did write that letter to Jeffrey Epstein but it was all PART OF HIS SECRET STING OPERATION TO EXPOSE THE PEDOPHILE PIMP WHO HAD LOTS OF DEMOCRATS AS CLIENTS!!!”?

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Murdoch family drama ends with right winger Lachlan victorious

“Fox Corporation (‘FOX’ or the ‘Company’) (Nasdaq: FOXA, FOX) today announced that the trustee and beneficiaries of the Murdoch Family Trust (‘MFT’) informed the Company that they have reached a mutual resolution of the legal proceedings in Nevada related to the MFT, resulting in the termination of all litigation. New trusts will be established for the benefit of Lachlan Murdoch, Grace Murdoch and Chloe Murdoch (the ‘Remaining Beneficiary Trusts’), and Prudence MacLeod, Elisabeth Murdoch and James Murdoch (the ‘Departing Beneficiaries’) will cease to be beneficiaries in any trust holding shares in FOX or News Corporation. New trusts for the benefit of the Departing Beneficiaries will receive cash consideration funded in part using proceeds from the public sale of approximately 16.9 million shares of FOX Class B common stock and approximately 14.2 million shares of News Corporation Class B common stock previously held by the MFT,” says a press release from Fox on the Succession-inspired battle that threatened the propaganda operation.

“Following these transactions, LGC Holdco, LLC (‘LGC Holdco’), a company which was established, and is owned, by the Remaining Beneficiary Trusts, will own all of the remaining shares of FOX and News Corporation previously held by the MFT, which is expected to consist of approximately 36.2% of FOX’s Class B common stock and less than 0.1% of FOX’s Class A common stock and approximately 33.1% of News Corporation’s Class B common stock and less than 0.1% of News Corporation’s Class A common stock. During the six-month period following these transactions, the Departing Beneficiaries will also sell their de minimis personal holdings in FOX and News Corporation such that after this six-month period none of the Departing Beneficiaries will have any interest, directly or indirectly, in FOX or in News Corporation. The Departing Beneficiaries will be subject to a long-term standstill agreement preventing them, and their affiliates, from acquiring shares of FOX and News Corporation and taking certain other actions with respect to the companies.”

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Eric Adams picks “Safe and Affordable” ballot line

Idiot New York City Mayor Eric Adams on Monday picked the “Safe and Affordable” um, party ballot line for his doomed reelection effort, one day closer to the Thursday deadline to drop out of the race he’s certain to lose to leftist councilman Zohran Mamdani or, considerably less likely, disgraced former state Governor Andrew Cuomo, the New York Daily News reports on another Trump fail.

Adams had to pick between “Safe and Affordable” and “EndAntisemitism” for his “party.”

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Garcia says Oversight Dems have Epstein birthday book, Wall Street Journal prints famous letter from Dirty Don to Dirty Jeff

House Oversight Ranking Dem Robert Garcia says he and his team have Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday book… And would you look at what they handed to none other than the Wall Street Journal:

Wow, that suuuuuure looks like what the fat fuck claims is a hoax and is suing the Journal for $100 billion claiming that they’re slandering him by making the whole thing up. Though in all fairness the whole “Trump’s is signature where the pubic hair would be” claim seems a little forced.

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French government collapses

French Premier Francois Bayrou on Monday announced plans to submit his resignation after losing a confidence vote in the National Assembly by a fucking embarrassing 364 to 194, France24 reports.

Bayrou stunned his allies by rolling the dice by calling the vote in an attempt to end a lengthy standoff over his austerity budget, attempting to cut 44 billion Euros from the budget to address the national debt. It’s not clear why Bayrou didn’t sell it by standing on stage with a chainsaw and sparklers. President Emmanuel Macron plans to name a new prime minister in the coming days.

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“The President was helpful in trying to get Epstein”

Speaker Mike Johnson didn’t dig deeper so much as maybe kind of sideways on his very ill-advised insistence from last week that convicted felon President Trump had somehow exposed his friend Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking operation to the FBI, an insistence that kind of isn’t really that good to try to propagate as defense of the fat bastard’s behavior because it means that Trump actually knew about the years of this sex-trafficking operation and didn’t do anything about it until Epstein threatened to inform the FBI on Trump laundering a Russian oligarch’s money.

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Deputy Ag Secretary faces firing over erotic cowboy fiction story

Deputy Assistant Secretary of Agriculture Tucker Stewart, who serves as farm girl Brooke Rollins’s top liaison to Congress, is in some hot water over a cowboy-in-Washington-themed 28-page “love” story he wrote back when he was serving as an aide to Kansas Senator Roger Marshall, a steamy tale the Daily Beast reports features “graphic oral sex scenes and other explicit content.”

Further details about the story, much less the story itself, were available in the article, but whatever’s in it is reportedly bad and embarrassing enough to prompt the White House to consider firing Stewart, who should’ve date raped a married woman in a hotel room if he wanted a steady job.

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Orange Fuhrer all but confirms he canceled Tom Hanks ceremony

“Our great West Point (getting greater all the time!) has smartly cancelled the Award Ceremony for actor Tom Hanks. Important move! We don’t need destructive, WOKE recipients getting our cherished American Awards!!! Hopefully the Academy Awards, and other Fake Award Shows, will review their Standards and Practices in the name of Fairness and Justice. Watch their DEAD RATINGS SURGE!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, happy enough to gloat but too chickenshit to own up to ordering the cancelation of the West Point award ceremony honoring Hanks for his work both on screen and off advocating for service members and veterans.

And yeah, the Oscars will get right on that “Standards and Practices in the name of Fairness and Justice” shit and start doing whatever he thinks they’re supposed to. It’ll be a watershed moment.

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Milei’s party’s asses kicked in Buenos Aires provincial elections

Opposition Peronists absolutely schlonged crazy asshole Argentinian President Javier Milei’s party in Buenos Aires’s provincial elections on Sunday, taking 46.8 percent of the vote across the province, while the candidate of Milei’s La Libertad Avanza party took 33.8 percent, increasing the pressure on Milei to unfuck his political situation ahead of October’s big elections, Reuters reports.

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Nepalese cops kill at least 13 protesting social media ban

At least 13 people are dead and dozens more injured in Kathmandu after a Monday protest at the Nepalese parliament building over the government’s decision to ban Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, and 22 other social media platforms in the country to combat hate speech, fake news, fraud, and everything else that authoritarian regimes use the apps to propagate, the BBC reports.

It’s not clear if Truth Social was among the platforms blocked. Either way it got ugly and deadly when the demonstrators made their way through a cordon around the building. “Tear gas and water cannons were used after the protesters breached into the restricted area,” said police spokesman Shekhar Khanal. What happened next is unclear but Nepal Army Spokesman Rajaram Basnet said soldiers were then deployed to the area and presumably began using live rounds against the crowd.

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Scott Bessent threatened to beat up Fannie man at Don Jr’s club

A birthday party for douchebag MAGA podcaster Chamath Palihapitiya at Don Jr’s Georgetown club, “the Executive Branch,” was marred last week as Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent threatened to beat the shit out of Federal Housing Finance Agency chief Bill Pulte for talking shit, Politico reports.

“Why the fuck are you talking to the president about me? Fuck you. I’m gonna punch you in your fucking face,” Bessent told Pulte during the dinner attended by Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, Hustlin Howard Lutnick, Interior Secretary Doug Burgum, Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, SBA Administrator Kelly Loeffler, Medicare and Medicaid chief Dr Oz, plus Trump sack-licker David Sacks, Palihapitiya’s “All In” podcast co-host.

Don Jr’s partner Omeed Malik tried to get in between them but Bessent demanded Pulte be ejected from the party. “It’s either me or him,” Bessent said to Malik. “You tell me who’s getting the fuck out of here… Or we could go outside,” to which Pulte replied “To do what? To talk?”

“No, I’m going to fucking beat your ass,” the Treasury Secretary said. Malik then arranged to seat them at opposite ends of the 30 person table and the rest of the party went without incident. The two have been tasked with working together to take Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac private.

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Mike Johnson backs down from Trump FBI informant claim

Jesus Dork Mike Johnson’s team tell the Washington Post that the Speaker of the House maybe went a little too far on Friday and instead would like the message to be that “The Speaker is reiterating what the victims’ attorney said, which is that Donald Trump – who kicked Epstein out of Mar-a-Lago – was the only one more than a decade ago willing to help prosecutors expose Epstein for being a disgusting child predator.” Since going as far as he did was ill-advised.

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