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We’re now at the “just lie” stage of Trumpflation

“Prices are ‘WAY DOWN’ in the USA, with virtually no inflation. With the exception of ridiculous, corrupt politician approved ‘Windmills,’ which are killing every State and Country that uses them, Energy prices are falling, ‘big time.’ Gasoline is at many year lows. All of this despite magnificent Tariffs, which are bringing in Trillions of Dollars from Countries that took total advantage of us, for decades, and are making America STRONG and RESPECTED AGAIN!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday night, feeling extra dishonest just because the fancy struck.

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“LA wouldn’t be standing today if Trump hadn’t taken action”

Dog-murdering lamebrain DHS Security Kristi Noem on Sunday just casually made shit up about the impact of convicted felon President Trump’s pointless deployment of military troops to Los Angeles earlier this summer after some rowdy anti-ICE protests and got no pushback from CBS on it.

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Judge blocks deportation of Guatemalan children in 4 AM order

DC Federal Judge Sparkle Sooknanan (yeah there’s a judge named “Sparkle”) on Sunday blocked the Trump Regime from deporting 600 Guatemalan children aged 10 to 17 who arrived in the US as unaccompanied minors in the custody of the Department of Health and Human Services’ Office of Refugee Resettlement who were to be flown out this morning, Politico reports on what the reich is up to on Labor Day weekend. Deporting orphans back to the impoverished nightmare they fled.

UPDATE 8/31/2025 11:47 AM EDT: Sooknanan moved up her scheduled afternoon hearing because she received notification that putative class members are in the process of being removed from the United States. The hearing previously set for August 31, 2025, at 3:00 pm in Courtroom 14 has been rescheduled to August 31, 2025, at 12:30 pm in Courtroom 14 before Judge Sparkle L Sooknanan.”

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Netanyahu regime to further unrecognize Palestinian state

In response to growing international recognition of a Palestinian State, Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s regime plans to annex certain parts of the West Bank currently already occupied by settlers in what Axios reports is “retaliation for the imminent recognition of Palestine” by Australia, Canada, France, the UK, and others at the UN General Assembly next month.

So yeah, that’s the plan: Spite. Axios notes that convicted felon President Trump twice in his first failed administration commanded Netanyahu not to go through with annexations and Bibi obeyed. This time however Israelis are, per Axios, claiming that the fat fuck and his minions” “won’t oppose annexation because they’re so angry at the countries planning to recognize Palestine.”

It’s not clear how safe of a bet that is given some fairly significant shifts in recent months.

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“Forgive me if I don’t go with CNN’s stats”

“Doctor” Seb Gorka wasn’t having it Sunday morning when CNN’s Briana Keilar pointed out that “Of 172 mass attacks in the US between 2016 and 2020, 96 percent were non-trans men. So are you missing the bigger picture when you zero in on the” shitbag who shot up that Minneapolis Catholic school mass killing two children this week “being trans?” to which Gorka said “when you concentrate at mass shootings at schools, specifically Christian or Catholic schools, then the data set is different.” Keilar then countered with “When you look at 32 school shootings since 2020, only 3 of them committed by transgender shooters.” Gorka said “Forgive me if I don’t go with CNN’s stats.”

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Flesh-eating bacteria in oysters kills two in Louisiana

A meeting of the Louisiana Oyster Task Force last week mostly concerning oyster fishing business also found time to include a grim note about the recent deaths of one Louisianan and another visitor to the state due to infection from the Vibrio vulnificus, aka flesh-eating, bacteria from oysters caught in the state’s coastal waters, NBC News reports on that MAHA feeling.

“Many people with Vibrio vulnificus infection can become seriously ill and need intensive care or limb amputation,” the state Department of Health said. “About one in five people with this infection dies, sometimes within a day or two of becoming ill.” The two deaths bring the in-state total to four in 2025 within Louisiana while reportedly two more died in Florida from Louisiana-caught oysters.

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Surprise! Victim in Singh crash was Haitian refugee on TPS

The driver of the vehicle in which he and two passengers were killed earlier this month when undocumented Indian migrant Harjinder Singh made an illegal u-turn in an 18-wheeler across the Florida Turnpike in Fort Pierce was himself facing eventual deportation as he was in the US on the temporary protected status program currently facing termination by the Trump Regime, the Miami Herald reports on the likely reason why state and federal officials were slow to publicize his identity.

Two friends of 30 year-old Herby Dufresne, who was killed along with passengers Faniola Joseph, 37, and Rodrigue Dor, 54, tell the Herald that Dufresne had arrived in Florida on the humanitarian parole program in December 2023 but – along with the other two – had moved to Indiana earlier this year. They were headed back north following a shopping trip to their former neighborhood in the Miami area when the minivan Dufresne was driving collided with Singh’s tractor trailer on the 12th.

“He had dreams,” a friend in Haiti told the Herald. “But to be honest, he is someone who always knew he wasn’t going to stay in the US. He said he was leaving, but he would be back.” The friend indicated this was of Dufresne’s own volition rather than the inevitability of deportation after the now-president and vice president spent a good amount of last year’s campaign claiming that Haitian refugees were eating the dogs, eating the cats, eating the pets of “real Americans.”

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Miserable old asshole spins long yarn about firing landscaper

“I used, at the my house, the most beautiful marble and stone available anywhere. Surfaces are very important to me as a Builder. As everyone knows, I built many GREAT Buildings, and other things, over the years. At my house, I am very proud of the beautiful stonework we did in the Daisy Garden, in this case, using limestone plus. The Daisy Garden is completed, and far more beautiful than anyone ever had in mind when it was conceived of, decades ago. Three days ago, while admiring the stonework, I happened to notice a huge gash in the limestone that extended more than 25 yards long. It was deep and nasty! I started yelling, ‘Who did this, and I want to find out now!’ – And I didn’t say this in a nice manner. I wondered, ‘Was it vandalism or, was it stupidity?'”

“Lo and behold, because of the fact that we’ve installed the finest security equipment anywhere, they brought back the stupid people, with their boss watching (in sunglasses!). It was a subcontractor that was installing heavy landscaping on a steel cart that was broken and tilting badly, with it rubbing hard against the soft, beautiful stone. I love and respect great workers and contractors, but something like this should never happen. Now, I’ll replace the stone, charge the contractor, and never let that contractor work at my house again – But, how great is the video equipment? We caught them, cold” writes Village of San Marco resident John Martin Sprenk in a letter to the editors of Villages-News.com, accompanied by a video of the damage occuring.

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MAGA Land expertise not fresh enough to be instant expertise

“‘The Reciprocal Trade Agreements Act (RTAA) of 1934 was a landmark law that gave the president the authority to negotiate bilateral, reciprocal trade agreements with other countries, allowing tariff reductions in exchange for similar concessions from trading partners.’ Appeal to SCOTUS, win” – Top comment on the Daily Wire article “Appeals Court Strikes Down Sweeping Trump Tariffs, Setting Up Battle At Supreme Court,” posted Friday night shortly after the big news that National Zero missed.

From the article itself: “The US Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit ruled 7-4 that Trump overstepped his authority under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA).” As in not the RTAA, a trade statute with a completely different process with a much more limited scope for thoroughly negotiated bilateral trade agreements, not tariffs, that STILL has to involve Congress in the decision. Which is why never invoked it and thus the RTAA has absolutely fucking nothing, nothing at all to do with this ruling. This asshole Daily Wire commenter had five months to have the most basic understanding of the laws at work here. Or he and the 33 other dipshits who upvoted him could’ve just read the article above the post and maybe they would’ve gotten it that Los Supremos aren’t going to rule in Trump’s favor in an RTAA petition to decide the scope of the IEEPA.

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John Solomon reports you should look over here instead

Not for nothing but maybe, just maybe, on a day when all the libs are paying increasing attention to signs of your president’s quite possibly failing health, even claiming he’s secretly dead or dying, there could be an argument that printing an article about clues to the condition of the former president – whose death would mean a whole lot less to the nation and indeed the world than the demise of the current president – isn’t the best idea, John. It might even be seen as actually kind of validating the growing suspicions about your Orange Allah’s condition given literally your entire fucking career for the past decade, where any and everything Trump was accused of was in some way turned back on the Clintons, Barack Obama, or Joe and Hunter Biden.

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Spirit Airlines files for Chapter 11

MAGAnomics keeps working out for America as shitty discount carrier Spirit Airlines on Friday filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy for the second time in under a year, the Wall Street Journal reports.

“The right thing to do is to get on with a proper restructuring, a complete revamp of the business plan, the network plan,” chairman of the Rob Milton said in an interview. “We just need to get on with fixing this airline properly and thoroughly.” It’s not clear how often Milton himself flies on Spirit.

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MAGA Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Bradley retiring

MAGA Wisconsin state Supreme Court Justice Becky Bradley, who last month wrote in a dissent of the decision overturning the state’s 1849 abortion ban that the majority “defies the People’s sovereignty,” a little under five years after she voted to block certifying Joe Biden’s 2020 win in the state, will not be seeking reelection next year after conservatives have been shut out in the last three contests for the top bench in a row in the crucial swing state, the AP reports.

Bradley said in a statement she “will not seek reelection to the Wisconsin Supreme Court because I believe the best path for me to rebuild the conservative movement and fight for liberty is not as a minority member of the Court,” and lol was going to write something about how she obviously fucking hates being in the minority since it flipped two years ago after the her first eight years on the bench it was either 4-3 or 5-2 conservative. Go start a podcast you mean old hag.

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Todd Blanche sick of Ed Martin’s incompetence and amateurism

Trump defense lawyer with a government paycheck Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche is growing tired with former Acting DC US Attorney-turned-Justice Department “special prosecutor” Ed Martin fucking up the work of trying to indict California Senator Adam Schiff, New York Attorney General Letitia James, and Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook, the Independent reports.

Blanche’s main gripe is how Martin has been going around him in the MAGAfied DOJ’s hierarchy to speak with the Orange God Emperor but the thing is that Trump’s really the one bypassing Blanche and dipshit Attorney General Pam Bondi, his complaints about that and Martin’s inexperience falling on deaf ears because Trump thinks Martin is a “fighter” who can finally do the job that the “respectable” DOJ officials from his first term failed at and actually prosecute his enemies.

Sources say Trump calls Martin three to four times a week to nag him about making things happen.

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Ninth Circuit halts Trump from fucking over Venezuelan refugees

A three-judge panel on the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday found in favor of over 600,000 Venezuelan refugees on temporary protected status, finding that plaintiffs were likely to succeed on their claim that dog-murdering Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem’s department had no authority to vacate or set aside a prior TPS extension because the governing statute written by Congress does not permit for revocation, the AP reports on another L for Team Orange.

“In enacting the TPS statute, Congress designed a system of temporary status that was predictable, dependable, and insulated from electoral politics,” the court wrote in the ordered halting revocation.

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Kremlin offended by Macron calling Putin an “ogre at our gates”

Kremlin officials on Friday said French President Emmanuel Macron “crossed a line of decency” by calling Russian dictator Vladimir Putin an “ogre at our gates” in earlier remarks, Reuters reports.

“When we say there’s an ogre at Europe’s gates, an expression used by many, I think it characterises what the Georgians, the Ukrainians and other nations feel very deeply,” Macron had told reporters during a joint press conference with German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, to which Kremlin spokeswoman Maria Zakharova said was a “low-grade insult” and “unworthy of a head of state.”

Russian troops on Putin’s orders have killed tens of thousands of innocent Ukrainians, abducted God knows how many children, and bombed maternity wards, not to mention all the officials in his government mysteriously falling out of windows, LGBTQ Russians savagely beaten, false flag bombings of apartment towers, torturing Alexei Navalny to death, and this could go on for quite a while but you get the point about how “ogre” is what crosses the line for the dictator’s minions.

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Joni Ernst’s career has died: report

Sources tell CBS News Republican Iowa Senator Joni Ernst has decided that her sage wisdom of “we’re all going to die someday” applies to her political career as well, as is self-terminating by not running for reelection in 2026. Ernst is expected to make the announcement next week.

The Trump Regime had hoped Ernst, first elected in 2014, would run for a third term. Nothing in CBS’s article points to a material reason for her dropping out, all it says is “Ernst has told people close to her that she intended to serve only two terms, she has accomplished what she set out to do, and intends to head to the private sector, one of the sources said.” Fair enough for CBS to carry that water in exchange for the scoop. But that’s some weak-ass spin considering that on one end she possibly kind of got blackmailed into voting to confirm Petey Pee Pants as Defense Secretary by MAGA agents who knew she was effing a legendary sex machine Air Force officer assigned to lobby for the branch on Capitol Hill. Then on the other there was the “we’re all going to die someday” free ad material for a Dem challenger. Plus who the hell knows what other reasons she hates this job.

Anyway fuck her and the breadbags she rode in on. Tommy Tuberville and Marsha Blackburn don’t have integrity because their stupid hick brains are incapable of perceiving what integrity is. There is no selling out for them because they were bought long ago. Ernst isn’t dumb, she had some tiny remnants of a soul, and nevertheless she gave that away just to make it from one month to the next.

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