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“The preliminary estimate of the Current Employment Statistics (CES) national benchmark revision to total nonfarm employment for March 2025 is -911,000 (-0.6 percent), the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. The annual benchmark revisions over the last 10 years have an absolute average of 0.2 percent of total nonfarm employment. In accordance with usual practice, the final benchmark revision will be issued in February 2026 with the publication of the January 2026 Employment Situation news release,” says a BLS update tinkering the numbers in the wrong direction for the Orange Tyrant’s economy. Screech-like commissioner EJ Antoni is in BIG trouble.

Speaking briefly to NBC News in a phone call on Thursday morning, convicted felon President Trump declined to answer any questions about his 50th birthday letter to sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein depicting an underage female body and a shared secret between them, saying “I don’t comment on something that’s a dead issue. I gave all comments to the staff. It’s a dead issue.”

Of course this almost certainly does not mean the fat fuck will be dropping his $100 billion lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal for reporting on the letters existence in July. He just doesn’t want to talk about it with the media probably because he hasn’t figured out a theory about why it’s fake yet.

If you don’t have eight seconds to watch this clip the answer was nothing. Mike Johnson said nothing in response to a Capitol Hill reporter asking him if he wanted to take a question on Epstein.

Nepal Prime Minister Khadga Prasad Sharma Oli on Tuesday called it quits after seeing his house burned down in response to 19 protestors being killed by security forces during a Monday riot over the the government’s now-canceled ban on social media platforms, CBS News reports.

Protestors also torched the parliament building in Kathmandu and Oli’s whereabouts are not publicly known. So yeah it’s kind of a clusterfuck and resigning was the smart move given the situation.

A list of quotes from Congressional Republicans asked by NOTUS and other reporters on Monday for comment on the anatomically weird/suspicious and also disturbing birthday card convicted felon President Trump drew and signed for now-dead sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein in 2003:

“I’ve got to activate my Wall Street Journal subscription, I guess, because I haven’t seen it” – MAGA Michigan Congressman Tom Barrett, as if it couldn’t be seen elsewhere on other outlets.

“I haven’t seen that” – Congressmen Tom Tiffany, Paul Gosar, Jim Jordan, and Senate Majority Leader John Thune, apparently all saying the exact same four words, verbatim. Batshit insane Congresswoman Nancy Mace said “it” instead of “that” when denying knowledge.

“I just saw in the news he didn’t have anything to do with it” – Ronny “Dr Feelgood” Jackson.

“I don’t know anything about it. I’m sure it’s an unconfirmed rumor right now” – Douchebag Georgia Congressman Rich McCormick. Shown the letter by a reporter he then switched to “Oh yeah, I saw that. It’s BS,” then saying that Trump’s signature could’ve been forged. “I’ve never seen Trump do anything like that in his life. So it doesn’t fall in character. It has to pass the sniff test.”

Shown a printed copy of the letter outside of the Capitol, dumb hick Tennessee Congressman Tim Burchett said “We’ve seen autopen has been used quite a bit with the Biden administration. I’ve never known Trump to be much of an artist, either. So I kind of draw that into question.”

A Portuguese-flagged boat for the Global Sumud Flotilla for Gaza was struck by a drone in the Mediterranean off of Tunisia early Tuesday, Reuters reports on a pretty fucking terrifying development. No one was injured in the attack, which Tunisian Coast Guard officials denied happened at all, with a spokesman saying reports of a drone attack “have no basis in truth.”

“Acts of aggression aimed at intimidating and derailing our mission will not deter us. Our peaceful mission to break the siege on Gaza and stand in solidarity with its people continues with determination and resolve,” the GSF said. It’s not clear if teen activist Greta Thunberg was on board the vessel that was hit, but she is reportedly on one of the relief boats traveling toward Gaza.

The latest piece published by the Wall Street Journal PROVES this entire “Birthday Card” story is false.

As I have said all along, it’s very clear President Trump did not draw this picture, and he did not sign it.

President Trump’s legal team will continue to aggressively…

— Karoline Leavitt (@PressSec) September 8, 2025

“President Trump’s legal team will continue to aggressively pursue litigation. Furthermore, the ‘reporter’ @joe_palazzolo who wrote this hatchet job reached out for comment at the EXACT same minute he published his story giving us no time to respond. This is FAKE NEWS to perpetuate the Democrat Epstein Hoax!” Krazy Karoline kontinued katerwauling below the kutoff.

Lol at “No time to respond.” How much time does it take to say “Okay fine, we admit it. The President really did write that letter to Jeffrey Epstein but it was all PART OF HIS SECRET STING OPERATION TO EXPOSE THE PEDOPHILE PIMP WHO HAD LOTS OF DEMOCRATS AS CLIENTS!!!”?

“Fox Corporation (‘FOX’ or the ‘Company’) (Nasdaq: FOXA, FOX) today announced that the trustee and beneficiaries of the Murdoch Family Trust (‘MFT’) informed the Company that they have reached a mutual resolution of the legal proceedings in Nevada related to the MFT, resulting in the termination of all litigation. New trusts will be established for the benefit of Lachlan Murdoch, Grace Murdoch and Chloe Murdoch (the ‘Remaining Beneficiary Trusts’), and Prudence MacLeod, Elisabeth Murdoch and James Murdoch (the ‘Departing Beneficiaries’) will cease to be beneficiaries in any trust holding shares in FOX or News Corporation. New trusts for the benefit of the Departing Beneficiaries will receive cash consideration funded in part using proceeds from the public sale of approximately 16.9 million shares of FOX Class B common stock and approximately 14.2 million shares of News Corporation Class B common stock previously held by the MFT,” says a press release from Fox on the Succession-inspired battle that threatened the propaganda operation.

“Following these transactions, LGC Holdco, LLC (‘LGC Holdco’), a company which was established, and is owned, by the Remaining Beneficiary Trusts, will own all of the remaining shares of FOX and News Corporation previously held by the MFT, which is expected to consist of approximately 36.2% of FOX’s Class B common stock and less than 0.1% of FOX’s Class A common stock and approximately 33.1% of News Corporation’s Class B common stock and less than 0.1% of News Corporation’s Class A common stock. During the six-month period following these transactions, the Departing Beneficiaries will also sell their de minimis personal holdings in FOX and News Corporation such that after this six-month period none of the Departing Beneficiaries will have any interest, directly or indirectly, in FOX or in News Corporation. The Departing Beneficiaries will be subject to a long-term standstill agreement preventing them, and their affiliates, from acquiring shares of FOX and News Corporation and taking certain other actions with respect to the companies.”

Idiot New York City Mayor Eric Adams on Monday picked the “Safe and Affordable” um, party ballot line for his doomed reelection effort, one day closer to the Thursday deadline to drop out of the race he’s certain to lose to leftist councilman Zohran Mamdani or, considerably less likely, disgraced former state Governor Andrew Cuomo, the New York Daily News reports on another Trump fail.

Adams had to pick between “Safe and Affordable” and “EndAntisemitism” for his “party.”

House Oversight Ranking Dem Robert Garcia says he and his team have Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday book… And would you look at what they handed to none other than the Wall Street Journal:

Wow, that suuuuuure looks like what the fat fuck claims is a hoax and is suing the Journal for $100 billion claiming that they’re slandering him by making the whole thing up. Though in all fairness the whole “Trump’s is signature where the pubic hair would be” claim seems a little forced.

French Premier Francois Bayrou on Monday announced plans to submit his resignation after losing a confidence vote in the National Assembly by a fucking embarrassing 364 to 194, France24 reports.

Bayrou stunned his allies by rolling the dice by calling the vote in an attempt to end a lengthy standoff over his austerity budget, attempting to cut 44 billion Euros from the budget to address the national debt. It’s not clear why Bayrou didn’t sell it by standing on stage with a chainsaw and sparklers. President Emmanuel Macron plans to name a new prime minister in the coming days.

Speaker Mike Johnson didn’t dig deeper so much as maybe kind of sideways on his very ill-advised insistence from last week that convicted felon President Trump had somehow exposed his friend Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking operation to the FBI, an insistence that kind of isn’t really that good to try to propagate as defense of the fat bastard’s behavior because it means that Trump actually knew about the years of this sex-trafficking operation and didn’t do anything about it until Epstein threatened to inform the FBI on Trump laundering a Russian oligarch’s money.

A crew of Japanese researchers estimate their human trials for a treatment that will regrow lost teeth could yield a commercial product by 2030, Popular Mechanics reports on a something new for UnitedHealthcare and Blue Cross Blue Shield’s dental plans to deny.

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— Ed Martin (@EdMartinDOJ) September 8, 2025

The US Supreme Court on Monday overturned a lower court ruling blocking convicted felon President Trump and shitgoblin Stephen Miller’s white nationalist stormtroopers from approaching suspected illegal immigrants based solely on their appearance and ethnicity, the AP reports.

A federal appeals court on Monday ruled that convicted felon President Trump must pay rape victim EJ Carroll $83 million in a defamation judgment awarded last year, the New York Times reports.

Deputy Assistant Secretary of Agriculture Tucker Stewart, who serves as farm girl Brooke Rollins’s top liaison to Congress, is in some hot water over a cowboy-in-Washington-themed 28-page “love” story he wrote back when he was serving as an aide to Kansas Senator Roger Marshall, a steamy tale the Daily Beast reports features “graphic oral sex scenes and other explicit content.”

Further details about the story, much less the story itself, were available in the article, but whatever’s in it is reportedly bad and embarrassing enough to prompt the White House to consider firing Stewart, who should’ve date raped a married woman in a hotel room if he wanted a steady job.

“Our great West Point (getting greater all the time!) has smartly cancelled the Award Ceremony for actor Tom Hanks. Important move! We don’t need destructive, WOKE recipients getting our cherished American Awards!!! Hopefully the Academy Awards, and other Fake Award Shows, will review their Standards and Practices in the name of Fairness and Justice. Watch their DEAD RATINGS SURGE!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, happy enough to gloat but too chickenshit to own up to ordering the cancelation of the West Point award ceremony honoring Hanks for his work both on screen and off advocating for service members and veterans.

And yeah, the Oscars will get right on that “Standards and Practices in the name of Fairness and Justice” shit and start doing whatever he thinks they’re supposed to. It’ll be a watershed moment.

Opposition Peronists absolutely schlonged crazy asshole Argentinian President Javier Milei’s party in Buenos Aires’s provincial elections on Sunday, taking 46.8 percent of the vote across the province, while the candidate of Milei’s La Libertad Avanza party took 33.8 percent, increasing the pressure on Milei to unfuck his political situation ahead of October’s big elections, Reuters reports.