Hint: Former Navy SEAL and CEO of some industrial concern you’ve never heard of Bill Berrien’s campaign ads in the Wisconsin GOP gubernatorial primary feature him saying “take it from a dad and a coach, I will keep boys out of our daughters’ sports and locker rooms,” while another praises convicted felon President Trump for “protecting our daughters’ sports” from trans athletes.

This is a tough one. You’re going to have to think really hard here, even with that hint.

YES! It’s trans porn! The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel tracked down Berrien’s account on blogging platform Medium and found that, among others, the family values conservative follows a performer named “Jiz Lee,” lol. The Journal-Sentinel goes on to mention that Berrien also follows Octavio Morrison, author of posts headlined “7 Types of Orgasmic Sensations” and “3 Terrible Reasons to Have a Threesome” and Emma Austin, who calls herself “a wholesome perv with a touch of whimsy” and posted items such as “Pegging is A-OK,” and “I Love Getting Jackhammered.”

“Not your typical men’s health magazine headlines,” the Journal-Sentinel notes dryly.

Berrien also upvoted posts headlined “My Husband Loves Watching Me Flirt With Another Man” and a post by Lee, self-billed as a “queer, trans, non-binary adult performer,” on “ethical porn.” The MAGA Republican’s campaign claims that Berrien had no idea Lee is trans. Guess it isn’t “fake news.”

“It is absurd to suggest that Bill would know about a particular author’s personal choices or by reading one article by an author would agree with everything else they wrote,” a campaign spokeswoman said. “We read Dan Bice all the time, and we have no idea about his personal choices.”

“It is also absurd to suggest that reading articles about sex as a happily married adult with three children is in any way out of line with conservative Catholic values,” the spokeswoman added, lol.