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Lauren Boebert wants Bob Menendez as Fort Knox special counsel

Oops, fucked up the headline. Should’ve said “Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz as Epstein special counsel,” because that’s what she told four-eyed penis Benny Johnson on Tuesday. “Absolutely. We need a Special Counsel and investigation into this if we aren’t provided information. I want answers. Maybe Matt Gaetz can lead it,” the high school dropout told Johnson on his podcast, adding she wants Ghislaine Maxwell to be subpoenaed to testify to Gaetz, who has no prosecutorial experience.

In related news, Attorney General Pam Bondi on Tuesday was asked by a reporter “How do you respond to the MAGA base that has expressed a lot of frustration about Epstein?” to which Bondi said “We’re going to fight to keep America safe again and we’re fighting together as a team. We’ve got a war on drugs.” Then asked “The president just said he would support you releasing additional credible evidence from the Epstein investigation. Is that something you are open to doing?” Bondi said “This today is about fentanyl. I’m not going to talk about Epstein.”

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Canada needs to rake their forests

Northern Wisconsin MAGA Congressman Tom Tiffany recently posted somewhere a rant about Canadian wildfire smoke, writing “Another weekend of Canadian wildfire smoke and air quality warnings across WI, MN. With today’s modern tools to prevent wildfires, this shouldn’t keep happening. Canada owes us answers for its forest management failures,” shitty right wing site the Center Square reports, adding that Tiffany also wrote an open letter saying “In 2023, Canada had its worst year for wildfires on record, last year’s fire season was considered one of the worst, and this year seems to be a continuation of these previous years. In our neck of the woods, summer months are the best time of the year to spend time outdoors recreating, enjoying time with family, and creating new memories, but this wildfire smoke makes it difficult to do all those things.”

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WATCH LIVE: Dems to try again on Epstein files amendment

“Members are advised that, if the Previous Question on the Rule is defeated, House Democrats will offer an amendment to the Rule that would make in order Rep Khanna’s amendment requiring the Attorney General to preserve, compile, and publish the Epstein files,” says a memo to House Dems from leadership working to continue twisting the knife on Republicans on the dead pimp.

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Regime to incinerate enough food to feed 1.5 million kids for a week

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime will, within the next few weeks, incinerate 500 metric tons worth of high-energy biscuits – bought in 2024 with $800,000 in taxpayer funds – that will on Wednesday expire rather in the Dubai warehouse where they’ve sat rather than being distributed by USAID to young children in places struck by wars and natural disasters, the Atlantic reports.

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Libs and MAGA support for Epstein truth almost dead even: poll

This week’s Economist/YouGov national survey finds almost completely identical numbers among Trump 2024 voters and Harris 2024 voters on the question of “Should the government release all the documents that it has about the Jeffrey Epstein case?” at 83 and 86 percent Yes respectively, 2 and 3 percent No respectively, and just a slightly higher weasely “Don’t know” among Trump voters at 14 to 11 percent of the should-be president’s voters during the July 11 to 14th survey period.

There was however a bigger spilt on “Do you think the government is covering up evidence it has about Epstein?” with Trump and Harris voters at 81 and 59 percent Yes respectively, 3 and 12 percent No respectively, and nearly twice as many Trump voters at 29 percent to Harris voters at 16 percent at “Don’t know,” quantifying to obvious “Here there be dragons” feeling in MAGAmerica.

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Ken Paxton had awesome fundraising day after wife’s divorce

A “person close to” Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton tells NOTUS that last Thursday, when his shitty country musician Republican state Senator wife announced she filed for divorce from her long-unfaithful husband, was Pax’s second best day of small-donor fundraising since he launched his primary challenge against “RINO” incumbent Senator John Cornhole Cornyn.

NOTUS did not obtain or print the actual amount but does anyone seriously disbelieve it? Pax’s impeachment trial went the same way with the whole MAGA movement going freaking balls-to-the-wall harassing the shit out of Republican state senators to vote against convicting him. Cornyn had a $3.9 million second quarter to Pax’s $2.9 million, but that only means something when it’s a game of inches. It’s a game of yards – bordering on quarter miles – with Pax’s lead in polling right now.

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WATCH LIVE: House GOP presser x Waltz confirmation hearing

The only thing that could bump from top billing stupid Mike Waltz’s post-👊🇺🇸🔥 hearing to the UN post miserable hag Elise Stefanik got bumped from is House GOP leadership facing media after their members bumping off a Dem effort to compel the release of the Epstein files, but bump it shall.

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Too early Fabrizio poll not great for House GOP

“The 28 Congressional Districts surveyed include fifteen where the Republican won in 2024 by a margin of 5 percent or less and thirteen won by both the Democrat and President Trump. In aggregate, the Congressional vote was tied and President Trump won these districts by 4 points. It will be these districts that decide control of the House after the midterm election.”

“Currently, among all registered voters the generic Republican is trailing the generic Democrat by three points. Among the 65 percent of voters who rate themselves 10-out-of-10 motivated to vote, an early indication of who could turn out next year, the Republican trails by 7-points,” says a memo by Trump pollster Fabrizio-Ward mostly otherwise devoted to selling a health insurance tax credit.

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Orange Shitbrain demands witch hunt against Adam Schiff

“I have always suspected Shifty Adam Shiff was a scam artist. And now I learn that Fannie Mae’s Financial Crimes Division have concluded that Adam Schiff has engaged in a sustained pattern of possible Mortgage Fraud. Adam Schiff said that his primary residence was in MARYLAND to get a cheaper mortgage and rip off America, when he must LIVE in CALIFORNIA because he was a Congressman from CALIFORNIA. I always knew Adam Schiff was a Crook. The FRAUD began with the refinance of his Maryland property on February 6, 2009, and continued through multiple transactions until the Maryland property was correctly designated as a second home on October 13, 2020. Mortgage Fraud is very serious, and CROOKED Adam Schiff (now a Senator) needs to be brought to justice,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, working his way toward a new distraction from the Epstein shitshow and increasing inflation that his policies caused.

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MAGAflation up to 2.7 percent in June

“The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.3 percent on a seasonally adjusted basis in June, after rising 0.1 percent in May, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index increased 2.7 percent before seasonal adjustment. The index for shelter rose 0.2 percent in June and was the primary factor in the all items monthly increase. The energy index rose 0.9 percent in June as the gasoline index increased 1.0 percent over the month,” says the monthly CPI report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

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QAdulteress missed the “Stop talking about Epstein” memo

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Surprise! Comer used digital signature in “Autopen” investigation

A review by NBC News finds that at leadst some of the some of the letters and subpoena notices House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer has sent out in connection to his investigation into former President Joe Biden’s Autopen “scandal” have been signed using a digital signature.

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Cory Mills evicted from DC penthouse

Florida MAGA Congressman, suspected secret Muslim and credibly accused domestic abuser and valor thief Cory Mills is being evicted from his luxury DC penthouse apartment for failure to pay $85,009.85 in rent owed to real estate megacorporation Bozzuto, his landlord at the 1331 Maryland Ave SW apartments in DC, indie journo Roger Sollenberger reports on a hell of a mess.

It gets worse on top of being homeless as Mills’s military-themed businesses have been been going to shit, with Sollenberger writing that it’s sinking in massive debt and a lender had recently told investors that the investment fund supporting his company had failed and would be shutting down.

“Cory Mills just called me and claimed he hadn’t paid his rent because his online payment link has been broken………. ?” Sollenberger writes, adding “Again, according to the owner’s ledger, Mills has been late on rent 18 times, skipping some months entirely then backpaying. Mills also refused to answer any of my questions about his business and personal financial disclosures, and said he was calling to ‘mock’ me for reporting his landlord’s eviction claims a DC superior court filing.”

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“Intimate and embarrassing and not of legitimate concern to the public”: Greg Abbott’s office after denying request for Musk emails

The Texas Newsroom, which describes itself as “a public radio journalism collaboration that includes NPR, KERA in North Texas, Houston Public Media, KUT in Austin, Texas Public Radio in San Antonio and other stations across the state,” wasted $244.64 on a fee paid Gov Low Energy Greg Abbott’s office for a public records request for his emails with ketamine-brained billionaire Elon Musk, a request that was denied because they were deemed confidential under an exception to public records laws known as “common-law privacy” as they consist of “information that is intimate and embarrassing and not of legitimate concern to the public, including financial decisions that do not relate to transactions between an individual and a governmental body,” the Texas Tribune reports.

Yes, “intimate and embarrassing” was the excuse Abbott used to deny the public access to his emails with an unhinged drug addict who bought up his own private town in the state.

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Arizona cops deliver pizza after arresting driver

Cops in Tempe, Arizona earlier this month delivered a Little Caesar’s pizza order to a woman after arresting the GrubHub driver on unspecified charges, USA Today reports. “Your Grubhub guy got arrested, so still delivered your pizza,” one of the officers said in bodycam video of the delivery.

The pizza “still should be warm,” another added as the woman, initially freaked out, laughed.

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