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“Abandon Harris” threatens globalize the intifada against Trump

From an open letter by “Abandon Harris” headlined “Abandon Harris Issues Ultimatum to Trump-Vance Administration Over Gaza Genocide“: “The Trump-Vance White House inherited the machinery of genocide and chose not to dismantle it. Instead, it has continued it. Since breaking the ceasefire on March 18, Israel has killed over 7,000 Palestinians, including many who were gunned down while desperately seeking aid that was deliberately withheld by an apartheid regime. These atrocities are carried out with American weapons, funded by American tax dollars, and shielded by American political cover. And all of it is happening under your watch, President Donald Trump.”

“Your administration has made no promises, and it does not pretend to care. Like your predecessor, you stand shoulder to shoulder with war criminals, giving Netanyahu impunity as he erases an entire nation. You veto ceasefires, increase arms transfers, and mock the dead. There is no confusion about what is happening. The genocide that began under Joe Biden is now entering its final phase under your presidency and with your full approval. Even many within your own base, including some of your most vocal allies, are horrified by what you have allowed to unfold. We are not Democrats issuing symbolic statements. We are not liberals content with hashtags and empty resolutions. We are the ones who drew the line in 2024. And we are sharpening that line now. To President Donald Trump: you may not fear losing our votes. But we are not here to plead for your empathy. We are here to deliver a message. There will be consequences for your role in the extermination of a people, just as there were for your predecessor. Stop arming the massacre. Stop shielding the killers. Call for an immediate, unconditional, and permanent ceasefire in Gaza. We are watching. We are organizing.”

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Charlie Kirk “done talking about Epstein”

A day after CNN reported that convicted felon President Trump had reached out to him to ask him to back off from supporting Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino in his feud with Attorney General Pam Bondi, small-faced MAGA propagandist Charlie Kirk did the best he could at betraying his own audience. “Plenty was said this last weekend at our event about Epstein. Honestly, I’m done talking about Epstein for the time being. I’m gonna trust my friends in the administration, I’m gonna trust my friends in the government to do what needs to be done, solve it, ball’s in their hands. I’ve said plenty this last weekend. So if you guys wanna see my commentary on it, that’s fine,” said Kirk.

“But let me just say this again – everyone knows my opinion about the Epstein thing, the messaging fumble. I would love to see the DOJ move to unseal the grand jury testimony. I think that would be a big win. I would love to see that. And I’m gonna trust my friends Kash Patel, Dan Bongino, my friend Pam Bondi. All these guys. I’m gonna — Todd Blanche — I’m gonna trust them to solve it. Ball’s in their court. I think that there was plenty of, let’s say, speeches that were directed towards this topic this last weekend. So we don’t need to spend our valuable time relitigating it,” Kirk continued, credit to Media Matters for the clip and the transcript of a MAGA crusader’s cowardly capitulation.

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Not clear if Dan Bongino showed up to FBI headquarters Monday

It’s not clear from CNN’s reporting on possibly former Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino whether he actually showed up to work after fucking off last week, as they write “As of Monday morning, no one in leadership at the Justice Department had spoken to Bongino since Wednesday, when he implied that he could no longer continue in his position as long as Bondi was there,” citing “sources familiar.”

Convicted felon President Trump is personally extremely pissed at the former podcaster bro and sources expect him to quit if he hasn’t already, though Jaydee called him, Director K$H Patel and Pam Bondi to try to mediate. Still, per CNN, Bongino’s position has “become basically untenable” and it’s pretty much a matter of when and not if he leaves on acrimonious terms.

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Fat Hitler’s approval at 39 percent: YouGov

A new YouGov national survey – conducted July 9 to 13th of their own volition and not for CBS, the Economist, the Wall Street Journal, etc – finds convicted felon President Trump’s approval rating 17 percent underwater at 39 percent approve (21 percent strongly/18 percent somewhat) to 56 percent who say they disapprove (10 percent somewhat/46 percent strongly). Even 16 percent of his own voters disapprove (7 percent somewhat/9 percent strongly), offset by just 6 percent of former Vice President Kamala Harris’s 2024 voters who approve (2 percent strongly/4 percent somewhat).

Respondents were asked to rate their approval on a very wide array of different issues, 56 in total, and only on two of which was Trump in the black at net 4 percent on “National Security” and 1 percent on “Border Security.” Then on “Transgender issues” he’s at net 0 percent. The other 53 found Trump deep in the red and, at the very bottom the fat fuck was, on THE actual one issue more than any other reason he clawed his way back into power, 32 percent underwater on Inflation/prices at 31 percent approval to 62 percent disapproval. Even his own shitbag voters he’s having a hard time getting them to lie to themselves as he’s at 67 to 27 percent approval/disapproval on it.

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Disneyland guests fucked over by ride shutdowns for Jaydee’s visit

As if Disneyland on a Saturday would not be freaking crowded and the lines already long as hell, Vice President JD Vance made it worse for his fellow Americans on Saturday by bringing his family there, with the Secret Service forcing shutdowns so no one else could go on the rides, the Independent reports, citing complaints that “regular guests were experiencing delays and long lines”

Jaydee also drew protestors who shouted slogans like “No family vacation while we deal with family separation,” outside the Grand Californian Hotel where the Vances stayed on Friday night.

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Evangelical shitbags’ new reality show outrages Evangelicals

“Fresh controversy is swirling around Chip and Joanna Gaines’ new show titled Back to the Frontier. The show was produced by the Gaines’ Magnolia Network and premiered on HBO Max on July 10. The show features a male homosexual couple and their two sons. The Gaineses espouse to be Christians and have historically been very outspoken about their faith. They attend the Antioch Community Church, which holds to a traditional biblical view of marriage that excludes homosexual unions. The new show clearly contradicts this biblical viewpoint,” writes third place 2016 Georgia state Senate District 24 Republican Primary finisher and commercial real estate broker Joe Edge in a piece printed by the Augusta Press on Monday. This copypasta of Edge’s opinion piece wasn’t necessary so much as a concise intro to the “fresh controversy” that those of us living outside the world of Evangelical-themed reality television shows were until this point unaware of.

“To make matters worse, the show carries at TV-14 rating,” Edge continues in his screed, lol.

For those unaware the Gainses are the insufferable Waco, Texas Evangelical couple whose show Fixer Upper helped popularize the interior design movement that resulted in retail stores across the United States filled with candle holders, picture frames, and all sorts of other shit manufactured to look like they were dug out of an abandoned barn. They rode the wave of the whole “urban rustic chic”-something style from a single series to their own 24 hour HGTV ripoff called “Magnolia,” and through their clout and millions in net worth remained in good standing with the Evangelical America.

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German cops bust tarantula trafficking ring

After noticing a package from Vietnam declared as chocolate spongecake didn’t quite smell like chocolate spongecake, customs officials in the German city of Cologne last month opened it up and found that their suspicions had been justified since some asshole had stuffed over 1,500 baby tarantulas in plastic vials inside the cakes and shipped it to Germany, the Associated Press reports.

“My colleagues at the airport are regularly surprised by the contents of prohibited packages from all over the world, but the fact that they found around 1,500 small plastic containers containing young tarantulas in this package left even the most experienced among them speechless,” Cologne customs office spokesman Jens Ahland said in a statement Monday. The survivors were given to a local expert for care and the intended recipient – who per usual with the German justice system was not named publicly – is facing customs violation and import tax evasion charges.

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Mike Lawler annoyed at CNN for asking about Epstein shitshow

“Moderate” Republican New York Congressman Mike Lawler was beyond sick and tired of talking about Jeffrey Epstein on Monday, complaining to CNN’s John Berman that the evil pimp is dead and buried so it’s not relevant anymore, but also saying that if there’s anyone else implicated in his sex-trafficking ring they should be prosecuted as well. Lawler did not get into how convicted felon President Trump had said the classified documents exist but that Obama and Biden had written them, lol, nor did he acknowledge that it’s not CNN leading the charge to get the Trump Regime to finally release the files irrespective of whether or not Trump is inculpated.

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Large majority of DOJ’s Regime defense unit have quit

A list compiled by Justice Department officials and handed to Reuters reveals that 69 of roughly 110 lawyers assigned to the Federal Programs Branch – the unit charged with defending Trump Regime’s policies in court, such as his order ending birthright citizenship – have quit since January.

“Many of these people came to work at Federal Programs to defend aspects of our constitutional system,” said one of the lawyers. “How could they participate in the project of tearing it down?”

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Florida teen punches alligator in the face, escapes with leg intact

Unlike so many others in her state’s long and storied history of violent encounters with the vicious reptiles, 15 year-old Florida Panhandle resident Summer Hinote wasn’t asking for a fight with an alligator but she got one while wading in the waters of Pond Creek in Okaloosa County last month.

“I didn’t know what it was at first, so I just turned my body around and started punching it in the head. It let go and then it grabbed again and then dragged me under the water and shook me around,” Hinote told CBS News, adding a friend rushed to her aid, pulling her and another girl out of the water. Hinote said she asked the friend if her leg was still attached. “He said ‘you’re fine, you’re fine, it’s not that bad but you have to get up. He’s coming up from behind you,” she said. They then called Hintote’s parents who arrived and took her to meet EMTs who took her to a local hospital.

Hinote’s since made a full recovery from the June 22 attack. Officials estimate the alligator to have been at least 10 feet long based on the size of the bite marks on her leg. Lucky friggin kid.

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John Solomon reports new Hillary investigation opened

“The FBI has quietly launched an investigation into a decade of Democratic party and deep-state antics from Russia collusion to Jack Smith, opening the door for the appointment of a special prosecutor to examine whether the well-documented episodes amount to a criminal conspiracy to meddle in three US elections to the benefit of Democrats and the detriment of President Donald Trump, Just the News has learned,” writes one of the most reliably pliant if not reliably competent arms of the Trump state media apparatus. Lol at he’s “learned” about the “new” probe.

Continued: “The ‘grand conspiracy’ case was opened several weeks ago after new FBI Director Kash Patel took over, and it could get a significant boost if Trump were to declassify two secret tranches of evidence that identify a potential ignition point to the alleged conspiracy in the summer of 2016, according to several people directly familiar with the inquiry, who spoke to Just the News on a condition of anonymity,” emphasis added on the conditional “if Trump were to declassify” part because holy fucking shit, lol. You all know what this newest shiny object is meant to distract from but the fact that it’s contingent on the convicted felon president ordering declassifications is just freaking solid gold. Like what got the fat bastard in this Epstein shitstorm in the first place? And weren’t John Solomon and Kash Patel in the goddamned White House all day on January 19, 2021, rushing to find documents to declassify about the 2016 election that didn’t incriminate Trump?

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Nine dead in fire at assisted living home in Fall River, Massachusetts

At least nine people are dead and another 30 have been injured when a fire erupted at an assisted living facility in Fall River, Massachusetts at about 9:30 PM EDT on Sunday, WCVB reports.

“This is an unfathomable tragedy for the families involved and the Fall River community,” Fall River Fire Department Chief Jeffrey Bacon said. “On behalf of the Fall River Fire Department, I want to express our heartfelt condolences to the loved ones who are grieving this morning.” Five firefighters suffered minor injuries during the inferno at the 100-unit Gabriel House assisted-living facility.

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Orange face calls small face to ask him for help with Epstein case

Convicted felon President Trump on Sunday called small-faced white nationalist activist Charlie Kirk to ask him to back up scumbag idiot Attorney General Pam Bondi after Trump saw a clip of Kirk backing Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino over Bondi at this weekend’s Turning Point fan-con, CNN’s Kristen Holmes reports on more flailing by the fat fuck as the Epstein shitshow continues unabated.

Not going to act like Charlie Kirk is “principled” or somehow not a piece of shit, but seriously what the hell does Trump think is going to happen? Kirk needs to remain “credible” with his fans and asking him to do that is like asking him to just set all his hard-grifted money on fire and never do another episode of his fucking insufferable podcast again. How would or even could he walk that back and suddenly say Bondi’s awesome and Bongino’s wrong? It’s like expecting him to say “Hey you know what? I’m okay with a Black pilot flying my plane. I take back all that shit I said about DEI.”

Missed this on Friday but Holmes’s colleague Kaitlan Collins said some funny shit about how it’s going inside the White House, telling Anderson Cooper that Trump’s minions “are very frustrated because they feel like this news cycle is only getting worse for them. It is not from people that they can easily dismiss or say it’s the media or Democrats. It is their own base that is so furious and so angry over how they’ve handled this. And the question is how they get out of it.” Evidently the answer to that question is for Trump to call Charlie Kirk and order him to fall on the grenade, lol.

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“Send this money back” to “the most criminal treasonous communist government ever”: Kerr County resident in 2022

During the public comment period of an April 2022 Kerr County Commission meeting focused on what to do with $10.2 million disbursed to the county by the Biden Administration from the 2021 American Rescue Plan Act’s funding for local governments for use on pretty much whatever they needed, within reason, one resident stood up and said “I’m here to ask this court today to send this money back to the Biden administration, which I consider to be the most criminal treasonous communist government ever to hold the White House.” That resident, per the Texas Tribune, feared strings were attached and that Biden would force their kids to have transition surgeries or whatever.

“We don’t want to be bought by the federal government, thank you very much,” another told the commissioners. “We’d like the federal government to stay out of Kerr County and their money.”

“As far as where that money sits for the next year or two, my old law partner [Senator] John [Cornhole] tells me that if we send it back it’s going to New Jersey or it’s going to New York or it’s going to… or California. And so I don’t know if I’d rather be the custodian of the money until we decide what we have to do with it rather than giving it back to the government to spend it on values that we in Kerr County don’t agree with,” said Kerr County Judge Rob Kelly at the meeting.

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Nebraskans call bullshit on non-bullshit reason for hospital closing

The director at the Curtis Area Senior Center – near the rural Nebraska hospital slated for closure in the next few months because of convicted felon President Trump’s Medicaid cuts – tells the Washington Post that “anyone who’s saying that Medicaid cuts is why they’re closing is a liar.”

Either April Roberts, who said the old timers she helps take care of at the day facility will have to drive 40+ miles for routine procedures like blood work after the Community Hospital shuts down, did not tell the Post the “real” reason or the Post did not bother to print it. Nor did they print one from veteran Jim Christensen, who said he’d read an op-ed that “tried to blame everything on Trump.”

“Horse feathers,” was all Christensen had to say about it at the senior center. Sitting in his office next to a red punching bag shaped like Barack Obama, Mayor Brad Welch called the hospital blaming the Orange Overlord’s Medicaid cuts “irresponsible,” adding “I don’t think the signing of the ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ had one thing to do with the closure of this clinic.” Again, no alternative explanation.

Kerri Kemp, a MAGA 47 year-old bartender/county worker/ranch hand, wasn’t so deep in denial about it, saying she’d recently lost her insurance because she couldn’t keep up with the already standard documentation requirements for Medicaid eligibility, was worried she’ll face even bigger challenges when work requirements kick in for real. But she’s optimistic that Trump will change his mind about that. “I really think he’s gonna do something,” Kemp said, deep in denial overall.

Sharon Jorgensen, a 73 year-old non-MAGA Republican who has never voted for Trump, said her friends and neighbors are “huge Trumpers. It doesn’t matter what he does – there’s an excuse for it.”

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Jeff rises from the dead to ruin MAGA Easter Sunday: Live coverage

MAGA Easter Sunday, celebrating the near-death experience of convicted felon President Trump in Pennsylvania on July 13th, 2024, has been completely ruined by Jeffrey Epstein’s resurrection from the dead, his rotting corpse – and the wreckage in Texas and the ICE shitshow – spoiling the now cheaper eggs filling the baskets of right wing children on this morning’s shows.

Follow along for live coverage of this sad, cheerless day for the Republican Party.

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FEMA fired hundreds of call center contractors on July 6th

Two-thirds of calls to FEMA’s disaster assistance hotline went unanswered in the days immediately after the July 4th flash flood disaster in central Texas because convicted felon President Trump’s regime allowed the government’s contracts with call center operators General Dynamics Information Technology, Maximus, ITCON, and TTEC – which together provided hundreds of operators to the agency for handling aid applications – to expire on Sunday, July 6th, the New York Times reports.

Documents show that, on the 5th, the last day of the contracts, the sum total of all call center operators picked up 3,018 of 3,027 calls placed to the hotline, roughly 99.7 percent. The next day, after the expiry, they received 2,363 calls and answered 846, or about 35.8 percent. The on Monday, July 7, the agency answered 16,419 calls and answered 2,613, or around 15.9 percent. For perspective’s sake, the first day’s near 100 percent rate is a bit misleading because of the absolute volume: The week of October 14, 2024 in the aftermaths of Hurricanes Helene and Milton, call centers answered 53 percent of over 900,000 calls but improved to 68.5 percent on about 500,000 calls the next week – which makes the 15.9 percent rate on 16,419 a fucking MAGAtrocity.

“Responding to less than half of the inquiries is pretty horrific,” said Columbia University National Center for Disaster Preparedness Director Jeffrey Schlegelmilch. “Put yourself in the shoes of a survivor: You’ve lost everything, you’re trying to find out what’s insured and what’s not, and you’re navigating multiple aid programs. One of the most important services in disaster recovery is being able to call someone and walk through these processes and paperwork.”

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