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Team Orange moves Epstein brainstorming session: CNN

Having their spot blown up by someone’s leaks to CNN, someone leaked to CNN that convicted felon President Trump’s top reichsministers relocated and/or rescheduled their planned Wednesday night dinner meeting at Vice President JD Vance’s official residence at the Naval Observatory to brainstorm a way out of the now-month-long self-inflicted Jeffrey Epstein shitshow.

It’s not clear why Jaydee, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, Attorney General Pam Bondi, FBI Director Kash Patel, and Trump defense lawyer/Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche couldn’t just hold the meeting over Zoom… Or maybe it is and since the plans for meeting leaked then they’re worried that the link for the meeting could too and some “Deep Stater” could watch and record the whole thing. They plainly believed they had to hold it in person away from the White House.

Why is it so important to hold a meeting at all? On Wednesday Wired reported that the Orange God Emperor’s top allies have come to the conclusion that there’s actually no way out of it. Nothing that can be done. “Honestly, like, fuck Trump,” a “Trumpworld source who works in conservative media” said, adding “I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but there’s obviously something nefarious that went on.”

Notwithstanding that a MAGA propagandist lied to himself and a reporter about not being a conspiracy theorist, the fact that this is where he’s at privately speaks to the impossibility of the situation for the Reich. One that this asshole himself had a role in creating. “Our base will never be satisfied until there is a document released that is, like, Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff raped a baby and then ate it on a fire. Well, that’s not going to be there, either,” the asshole continued, adding ​”To deny them the Epstein list is essentially to deny them their worldview, and essentially their raison d’etre for being involved in politics.” Well that and racism and sexism and filling a void in their lives.

In even more related news, the Daily Beast resurfaced a little tidbit from a 2020 book by Miami Herald reporters Sarah Blaskey, Caitlin Ostroff, Nicholas Nehamas, and Jay Weaver titled “The Grifter’s Club: Trump, Mar-a-Lago, and the Selling of the Presidency”: Epstein was still a member of the fat fuck’s Palm Beach hooker pad until October 2007, when he was first arrested and more than three years after Donald had supposedly kicked him out permanently. That same month the New York Post’s gutter trash Page Six column wrote that “the Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach last night confirmed a Web site report that Epstein has been banned there. ‘He would use the spa to try to procure girls. But one of them, a masseuse about 18 years old, he tried to get her to do things,’ a source told us. ‘Her father found out about it and went absolutely ape-[bleep]. Epstein’s not allowed back.’ Epstein denies he is banned from Mar-a-Lago and says, in fact, he was recently invited to an event there.” It’s not clear what “a Web site” meant. Might be a glitch in a nearly 18 year old article.

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