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Ketamine Brain makes noises about third political party again

“Every member of Congress who campaigned on reducing government spending and then immediately voted for the biggest debt increase in history should hang their head in shame! And they will lose their primary next year if it is the last thing I do on this Earth,” Musk later continued.

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Thune denies visiting White House

A spokesperson for Senate Majority Leader John Thune on Monday told the AP’s Seung Min Kim that her boss was not at the White House on this morning and does not plan to meet with convicted felon President Trump at all on Monday, denying Krazy Karoline’s statement that Thune and Jesus Dork Mike Johnson “were here this morning, actually.” Why this denial was necessary is unclear.

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Orange Shogun suggests Japan acting without honor

“To show people how spoiled Countries have become with respect to the United States of America, and I have great respect for Japan, they won’t take our RICE, and yet they have a massive rice shortage. In other words, we’ll just be sending them a letter, and we love having them as a Trading Partner for many years to come,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday.

Doesn’t sound like one of the 90 deals in 90 days when it comes to trade negotiations.

The fat Karen then complained about AT&T service, posting “I’m doing a major Conference Call with Faith Leaders from all over the Country, and AT&T is totally unable to make their equipment work properly. This is the second time it’s happened. If the Boss of AT&T, whoever that may be, could get involved – It would be good. There are tens of thousands of people on the line!”

“I apologize for the long wait on the Faith Leaders Conference Call. AT&T ought to get its act together. Please pass along the word to the tens of thousands of people who are there. We may have to reschedule the call, but we’ll use another carrier the next time. AT&T obviously doesn’t know what they’re doing!” he then added. Lol. Weird how he didn’t accuse them of being woke.

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Tom Homan emptily cockteases MAGA base for a change

Well if he couldn’t put Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, Gavin Newsom, and Karen Bass in prison after threatening them on right wing media shows then he’s DEFINITELY gotta strike big with CNN, right?

Also why how the fuck is CNN any more responsible for the app’s popularity – they report 20,000 users, mostly in Los Angeles – than, say, Apple and/or Google for putting it in their app stores? What about the guy who developed it and published it to the store(s)? This is so freaking stupid, lol.

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Trump Regime sues Los Angeles

Convicted felon President Trump’s Regime has filed a lawsuit against the city of Los Angeles for, per Fox News’s Bill Melugin, “intentionally discriminating against the federal government by treating federal immigration officers differently than other law enforcement,” seeking a judge to enjoin the mayor’s office from enforcing their sanctuary city policies in the prayer for relief.

“Sanctuary policies were the driving cause of the violence, chaos, and attacks on law enforcement that Americans recently witnessed in Los Angeles. Jurisdictions like Los Angeles that flout federal law by prioritizing illegal aliens over American citizens are undermining law enforcement at every level – it ends under President Trump,” said scumbag Attorney General Pam Bondi in a statement.

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Regime to “prioritize” denaturalizations

“The Department of Justice may institute civil proceedings to revoke a person’s United States citizenship if an individual either ‘illegally procured’ naturalization or procured naturalization by ‘concealment of a material fact or by willful misrepresentation.’ 8 USC § 1451(a). The benefits of civil denaturalization include the government’s ability to revoke the citizenship of individuals who engaged in the commission of war crimes, extrajudicial killings, or other serious human rights abuses; to remove naturalized criminals, gang members, or, indeed, any individuals convicted of crimes who pose an ongoing threat to the United States; and to prevent convicted terrorists from returning to US soil or traveling internationally on a US passport. At a fundamental level, it also supports the overall integrity of the naturalization program by ensuring that those who unlawfully procured citizenship, including those who obtained it through fraud or concealment of material information, do not maintain the benefits of the unlawful procurement,” says a June 11th Department of Justice memo picked up on Monday by the Guardian. The memo then lists what a neutral observer might consider to be reasonable grounds for revocation of citizenship “war crimes, extrajudicial killings, or other serious human rights abuses” and “naturalized criminals, gang members, or, indeed, any individuals convicted of crimes who pose an ongoing threat to the US”.

Except for the ninth item: “Cases referred by a United States Attorney’s Office or in connection with pending criminal charges, if those charges do not fit within one of the other priorities,” emphasis added on pending because that sure sounds like a mere accusation can prompt denaturalization.

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Mark Robinson has some ideas on a perfect Senate candidate

“2. The immediate ability to mobilize. Now is not the time for political training wheels. 3. The ability to fundraise, both nationally and here in-state. 4. Strong support from the political grassroots. They are the backbone of the conservative movement in our state. If conservatives are not engaged, Republicans cannot win,” the former Lieutenant Governor continued after the cutoff.

“Things to be thinking about,” Robinson then added in the finisher to his first known public comments following the abrupt withdrawal of Senator Thom Tillis from his reelection campaign.

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Wess Roley named in Idaho firefighter sniper attack

Cops in Cour d’Alene, Idaho have identified 20 year-old Wess Roley as the psychopath who started a forest fire and then killed two firefighters and wounded a third in a sniper attack on Sunday, the AP reports. Anecdotal information on Twitter strongly indicates what you would have already concluded just by the fact that it’s Idaho and it was a horrific act of terrorism: Roley was MAGA.

Oh and the New York Post reports that the shooting happened 24 years to the day after the Coeur d’Alene Fire Department burned down the former compound of the Aryan Nations as part of a training exercise. The property was donated to the department after the Neo-Nazi group lost a court case against the Southern Poverty Law Center, who sued over the attempted murder of an Indigenous American woman who had walked too close to the compound. Interesting coincidence.

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The MAGAest story ever told (so far this week)

A story about a nine year-old Florida girl nearly getting her hand ripped off by a shark is not really within National Zero’s preferred aggregation model given the lack of appeal of the cruelties of nature being inflicted on a child while she was supposed to be having fun at the beach, but it happened earlier this month. A week later came the better news, closer to but still outside of this site’s bailiwick: Leah Lendel’s right hand may make a full and complete recovery thanks to snap decisions by first responders to fly her to the right hospital, per a June 19th story at WFTS.

“That decision in the field to fly directly here was monumental because if they would’ve flown to another hospital and then had to go through all this and then were flown here, we’d have been well outside of the six hours that we like to revascularize a hand,” the story quotes Dr Alfred Hess, right above a pic of an X-ray of Leah’s hand after the attack. Fair warning on that one. It’s ugly.

“By flying directly here and having the great care that they had in the ER here and then getting them immediately to the OR, we were able to revascularize the hand within four and a half hours, so that is so much better for the tissues and the recovery and the future function of this hand,” the orthopedic surgeon continued, adding “Children have a much greater chance of gaining sensibility to their hands, so sensation and reinnervating the little muscles, the intrinsic muscles in the hand to get coordinated hand function, so we think that she should get all of that back, we’re hoping, and we want to see what her wrist does.” So it’s going in the right direction for her.

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Gateway Pundit reports Caitlin Clark-branded Nikes now available

A selection of previous Gateway Pundit stories mentioning the iconic athletic brand: “Nike Hires Skinny-Legged Dylan Mulvaney to Sell Women’s Athletic Wear,” from April 6, 2023, “Nike Suspends Relationship with Kyrie Irving Over Alleged Promotion of Antisemitism Movie – But Continues Partnership with Communist China,” from November 5, 2022, “Nike Rep Colin Kaepernick Attacks USA as the Worst Nation on Earth – on the Fourth of July,” from July 4, 2019.

It’s not like this latest article is devoid of any criticism, as Jim “Pundit” Hoft writes “It took Nike over a year to promote their mega-star Caitlin Clark. But on Sunday, the sports apparel company dropped a video for Caitlin’s upcoming Nike Kobe sneaker that goes on sale Monday morning,” in the lede but it would seem otherwise like in this specific instance buying Nike is more of a necessary than actual evil given that the savior of white heterosexuality in the WNBA profits from the sales.

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Orange God Emperor had an easier time lying out of office than in it

Posting on Truth Social at 2:23 AM EDT when he knew voters most likely to believe him would read it, convicted felon President Trump on Monday claimed his “administration has gotten costs down, very substantially, for the American Consumer. There has never been anything like this!”

Since he brought up costs: Since January 20th, the Consumer Price Index is up 1.1 percent, the national average price for a gallon of gas is actually 8 cents higher, health insurance premiums are up 4 percent, the CPI for shelter 1.3 percent, and home prices are up roughly 2 percent nationally.

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Hungarian Pride marchers ignore Orban’s commands

Hungarian dictator Viktor Orban was made to look weak and vulnerable Saturday when an estimated hundreds of thousands turned out for a Budapest Pride march in outright defiance of the Trump-aligned autocrat’s ban on the public pro-LGBTQ demonstration, Bloomberg reports.

The mockery of Orban’s regime comes as pollsters have found waning support for his Reich-y Fidesz party, supposedly down 18 percent to the upstart Tisza party led by Euro Parliament MEP Peter Magyar, a former Orban minion who publicly betrayed Fidesz. “We can expect continued efforts to delegitimize the opposition, attempts to find a grip on Magyar personally and potentially put him on trial. We cannot exclude last-minute changes to the electoral code either,” German think tanker Zsuzsanna Vegh told Bloomberg of what she think’s Orban’s next move is.

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Collin Allred prepping second Senate bid in Texas

Dem former Texas Congressman Collin Allred is prepping another run for the Senate and will be launching his bid against likely opponent Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton early next month, the Washington Post reports. Allred, who lost to podcaster Ted Cruz by 8 percent last November, still outran former Vice President Kamala Harris by 6 percent in the Lone Star State and raised $94 million, so he could present quite a formidable challenge to Paxton.

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Noem took an $80,000 payout from her own political network

Dog-murdering Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem was secretly paid at least $80,000 out of money she had raised for a nonprofit that promotes her political career while she was serving as governor of South Dakota in 2023, according to tax records obtained by ProPublica.

The money, which of course Noem did not list on her personal disclosure form to the Office of Government Ethics, was paid out from the dark money group – called “American Resolve Policy Fund” – to a Delaware LLC owned by Noem, from which she then took the $80,000 paycheck.

“If donors to these nonprofits are not just holding the keys to an elected official’s political future but also literally providing them with their income, that’s new and disturbing,” said former FEC attorney Daniel Weiner, now leads the Brennan Center for Justice’s campaign finance group.

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West Bank settlers attack IDF base

Dozens of Israeli settlers with the Hilltop Youth Movement trashed and set multiple fires on an IDF base in the West Bank on Sunday, an attack prompted by – get this – the arrests of five of the settlers after a riot in a Palestinian town called Kfar Malik that left at least three Palestinians dead in a hail of gunfire and several businesses torched, the Associated Press reports.

“No civilized country can tolerate violent and anarchic acts of burning a military facility, damaging IDF property and attacking security personnel by citizens of the country,” Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu said after the very January 6th-like incident wrought by supporters of his own regime.

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Thom Tillis no longer running for reelection

Less than 24 hours after convicted felon President Trump began turning on him for opposing the Big Beautiful Bill, weakling North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis on Sunday dropped out of his 2026 reelection campaign, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports on another scalp for the Orange Tyrant.

It’s not clear how close former Lt Governor Mark Robinson is to launching a bid for the seat.

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