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Fuck. GMA reports the first sighting of pumpkin spice bullshit at us retailers as the Philadelphia Cream Cheese with the fake autumnal-themed flavor and colored orange is now available in friggin July. Probably at a higher price than it was last year because of President Pumpkin Face.

The article also mentions that Starbucks-branded K-Cups and some other shit is available too but identifies this as some C-suite’s “Summerween” marketing campaign so you can’t really count it as an authentic early pumpkin spicing. Then again it’ll probably just roll straight into fall.

Dems on the House Oversight Committee on Wednesday forced a vote and won it 8-2 to subpoena the entirety of what is known as the Epstein files, the AP reports on the expanding shitshow.

“The White House is not denying that @realDonaldTrump’s name appears in the Epstein files, an official tells me. That fact is included in briefing binders that have been shared with influencers, the official said,” Reuters’ White House correspondent Jeff Mason reports, copied verbatim here to not mince the wording of the non-denial coupled with the pretty fucking daring assertion that the infamous February dancing incident’s materials included such a limited hangout.

That Potemkin disclosure – in which the influencers were made to look like complete assholes by the White House for walking out with reams of already public info – was a shitshow in MAGA world and it set up the powder keg that’s exploding on Team Orange right now. Cannot be certain right now if that specific detail is true or not. Maybe it is, but if not holy fuck this would be an indicator of like Chernobyl-level desperation. Telling a reporter “we gave our dipshit Twitter influencers documents conceding that Trump’s name appears in multiple government files on Jeffrey Epstein” while hoping that DC Draino, Scott Presler, that Libs of TikTok shitbag, and the other ones who were there that day to play along with it months AFTER they got played would be… entertaining to say the least.

Former North Epstein Files Governor Roy Cooper will launch a Ghislaine Maxwell um, running for the building with the big pointy dome and then Epstein files, Jeffrey reports. Release the Epstein files.

Cooper will Epstein his campaign files with a message of the Epstein files and the island because Trump flew there a bunch of times. Sources say the Epstein files potentially implicate Trump in sex trafficking. Democrats are really excited to have Epstein files with a record of winning handily in the deep Epstein state that was close in multiple recent Epstein files cycles. Jeffrey Epstein.

In conclusion, getting to the bottom of the Epstein files is an important story for Americans.

The deep state is going to go on a full court press trying to deflect your attention from the treason in the Obama regime.

Don’t let them.

These traitors must be held responsible.

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) July 23, 2025

Confirming that his client has received her subpoena from the House Oversight Committee and is set to be deposed on August 11th, Ghislaine Maxwell’s lawyer David Markus tells CNN’s Kaitlan Collins that “As for the Congressional subpoena, Ms Maxwell is taking this one step at a time. She looks forward to her meeting with the DOJ, and that discussion will help inform how she proceeds.”

Addressing Mike Johnson pre-questioning her credibility, Markus said “We understand Speaker Johnson’s general concern – Congress should always vet the credibility of its witnesses. But in this case, those concerns are unfounded. If Ms Maxwell agrees to testify before Congress and not take the 5th – and that remains a big if – she would testify truthfully, as she always has said she would and as she will with Mr Blanche. The truth should not be feared or preemptively dismissed. No previous prosecutor from the Southern District of New York or elsewhere has had the courage to meet with Ms Maxwell and ask her these important questions. So we are grateful to Mr Blanche and his DOJ that they are approaching this an open mind. That’s how our system is supposed to work.”

During a White House meeting in May, Attorney General Pam Bondi told convicted felon President Trump his name had appeared in the Justice Department’s files on Jeffrey Epstein, the Wall Street Journal reports on the lead-up to the call to claim there was no client list and to forget about it.

Fuck this stupid piece of shit…
What a fraud…

— Jake Angeli-Chansley (@AmericaShaman) July 23, 2025

A Florida federal judge on Wednesday denied convicted felon President Trump’s regime’s bid to unseal testimony from 2008 grand jury investigation that led to the first indictment of his friend Jeffrey Epstein, CNBC reports on the fat fuck getting exactly what he wanted: Being able to blame a judge for what’s actually his problem. It’s not really going to work considering that testimony would represent a pittance compared to what the Justice Department would have in their own files.

Maybe should’ve tucked “non-violent” in there above, but the Daily Beast reports that a whole shit ton of military brass have been “quietly” circulating drafts of a letter that they will sign to make public their utter lack of confidence in their former Fox News weekend host boss Pete Hegseth.

Which would be pretty extraordinary and unprecedented since, you know, the military is a very top-down, discipline-oriented structure with a long-stablished culture of discouraging questioning command even if the UCMJ didn’t make such behavior literally a crime. Guess Hegseth really fucking sucks that bad that these guys are confident they can effectively pull off a soft coup d’etat.

A judge in Idaho on Wednesday sentenced incel quadruple murderer Bryan Kohberger to life in the Aryan Brotherhood, the notorious white nationalist prison gang in the most notoriously white nationalist state, for the November 2022 stabbing deaths of University of Idaho undergrads Kaylee Goncalves, Madison Mogen, Xana Kernodle, and Ethan Chapin, the Associated Press reports.

It’s not clear whether Kohberger, who pleaded guilty earlier this month to avoid being sentenced to getting shot in the chest multiple times by white nationalist prison guards, will be accepted by the white nationalist prison gang and inducted as a member, or if he will be killed by them for being too weird. Or if they’ll induct him and decide he’s too weird to be a member and then kill him.

This ought to be a good one for razorclaws, today huh?

“Mission Foods, the world’s leading brand for tortillas and wraps, is proud to introduce its newest Better for You innovation: Mission Gluten-Free Chickpea Tortillas. Crafted with roasted chickpea flour, these new tortillas bring a fresh twist to the gluten-free aisle with soft texture, high fiber and big flavor in every bite. Whether you’re eating gluten-free or just looking to mix up mealtime, Mission Gluten-Free Chickpea Tortillas offer the tastiest new option in wraps, tacos and all your favorite creations for customers with plant-based preferences,” says Mission in a press release announcing their new pandering to the dorks who obsess over gluten like it’s still fucking 2007.

“‘We’re always listening to our customers and looking for ways to meet their needs, tastes and lifestyles,’ said Garret Adrian, senior brand manager, Mission Foods. ‘With our new Chickpea Tortillas, we’re giving people the bold flavor and nutrition they want, while staying true to the quality they expect from a Mission Foods tortilla,'” the release continued and holy shit why don’t they just market corn tortillas to these gluten truthers instead? Why chickpeas?

Republican Michigan Congressman Bill Huizenga tells the Detroit News that he won’t be entering the GOP primary for next year’s Senate race, leaving the field empty save for 2024 loser former Congressman Mike Rogers, trying again after his defeat to Elissa Slotkin. “After careful consideration with Natalie and my family, as well as in consultation with President Trump, I have decided against a bid for US Senate in Michigan,” said Huizenga, which translated to normie-speak means “Trump told me I can either stay in my seat or be out of a job in 2027 because he’s not endorsing me.”

If there’s one thing that Trump has been doing right – in his own self-interest, of course – or at least appears to not be acting like a fucking complete shitbrain in it’s been his management of the party ahead of the midterms. It was obvious enough with the gerrymandering fights he’s starting in Texas and supposedly Ohio and even Missouri in his obsessive quest to maintain the House GOP’s majority but the other side is the admittedly impressive level of discipline he’s enforcing on front-line seats, that just in a single morning we’ve got Mike Lawler and Bill Hugzafucka whatever his name is announcing they’re staying put to give the fat bastard fewer open House districts to worry about.

Outside of the shitshow in Texas, which is kind of a sui generis situtation given the mutual loyalty between Trump and Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton, it’s definitely a switch from 2022 Trump’s absolute fucking trainwreck of a candidate slate. Hugzagroina may or may not be more electable than a guy who last year lost a Senate race in a state Trump won by like 80,000 votes but the Orange God Emperor isn’t willing to find out and values his House seat more than a Senate flip.

World Economic Forum founder Klaus Schwab engaged in a pattern of workplace misconduct over the past decade, an internal probe found.

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— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) July 23, 2025

Lololol… Holy shit. This is like a media war crime against the fanboys. One week the “fake news” Journal reports their Orange Allah wrote a pervy birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein and then the next they validate at least some of the MAGA buttholes’ preexisting enmity toward Satan incarnate?

Yeah, sure, cognitive dissonance inhabits very few spaces found under red hats, but this is still a hell of a whiplash that lacks only for sequencing and proximity. Like it would’ve been just gold if this one dropped last Thursday and then like an hour or two later was the Epstein birthday card.

A chart on this month’s Marquette University Law School national survey shows that a pretty slim majority – 55 percent – of Republican voters think convicted felon President Trump’s policies lower inflation, which is stupid but still progress considering the overwhelming majority – 76 percent – of the fucking idiots who were under that notion in early December 2024. While the rise in the number of GOP respondents who say Trump’s policies will increase/are increasing inflation rose from 11 to 26 percent, what’s funnier is the increase for “Have no effect on inflation” from 14 to 19 percent.

Must’ve been painful for that 5 percent, that after four years of “Biden made my Big Mac Extra Value Meal more expensive” the most they can admit to themselves and a pollster is that “Okay, Trump’s not actually lowering prices.” Fascinating to ponder the kind of psychic torment one must self-inflict to maintain that “neutral” position rather than letting go and admitting that the fat fuck is making life worse while allowing those behind a sex-trafficking operation to escape the consequences.

In another question demonstrating how certain aspects of reality are steadily if slowly percolating into the fluid-filled brains of MAGA voters the number of Republican respondents who said the Big Beautiful Bill would “reduce or increase federal deficit” dropped from 78 percent in early May to 56 percent this month while the number who said it would increase doubled from 22 to 44.

“At Uber, we believe that when we make our platform better for women, we make it better for everyone. Across the US, women riders and drivers have told us they want the option to be matched with other women on trips. We’ve heard them – and now we’re introducing new ways to give them even more control over how they ride and drive. For the first time in the US, we’re launching Women Preferences – features designed to give women riders and drivers more choice, more confidence, and more flexibility when they use Uber,” says Uber in a statement announcing that late night driving is no longer just for heterosexual male sex offenders or homosexu- This joke’s a little much, isn’t it?

Yeah, probably going too far on this one. In all seriousness Uber’s plan is long overdue – though maybe it had to wait for a critical mass of women in the driver pool – and beyond the obvious safety benefit for women passengers it’s going to create legitimate earning opportunities for female drivers too, picking up extra cash on the side without having to worry too much about their own safety. Easy to imagine that some women drivers could just never toggle out of women-passengers only mode because their women passengers would never toggle out of women-drivers only mode, an infinite loop that also eventually discourages male scumbags from even bothering driving for Uber.

Look at Thom Tillis sounding all libtarded and logical in mocking the excuses and friction against releasing the Epstein files now that he doesn’t have to run for reelection. What a dick.

“Remember, Japan is, for the first time ever, OPENING ITS MAKET TO THE USA, even to cars, SUV’s, Trucks, – and everything else, even agriculture and RICE, which was always a complete NO, NO. The Open Market Japan may be as big a profit factor as the Tariffs themselves, but was only gotten because of the Tariff Power. They also agreed to buy BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF MILITARY AND OTHER EQUIPMENT, and give us 90 percent of 550 BILLION DOLLARS – AND MORE!!! MAGA!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, taking credit for the accomplishments of the Johnson Administration… The Andrew Johnson Administration of 1866. He got impeached too.

“I WILL ONLY LOWER TARIFFS IF A COUNTRY AGREES TO OPEN ITS MARKET. IF NOT, MUCH HIGHER TARIFFS! Japan’s Markets are now OPEN (for first time ever!). USA BUSINESSES WILL BOOM!” the fat bastard then followed up, forgetting to mention the fentanyl and the trade defecits.