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Iran unsuccessfully suing for peace

“Iran has been urgently signaling that it seeks an end to hostilities and resumption of talks over its nuclear programs, sending messages to Israel and the US via Arab intermediaries, Middle Eastern and European officials said,” says the lede to the Wall Street Journal’s article, copied verbatim to not mince words about what sounds like a state of panic and despair on Team Ayatollah.

Problem is that Israel has achieved air supremacy and all defenses have been neutralized, so Netanyahu’s regime has no intention of letting up before doing a shit ton of more damage.

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White Wisconsin dairy farmer sues Trump regime over DEI

A white Wisconsin dairy farmer on Monday filed a federal lawsuit against the Trump regime, alleging racial discrimination in USDA subsidy handouts to welfare recipients such as himself, the AP reports.

“The USDA should honor the President’s promise to the American people to end racial discrimination in the federal government,” farmer Adam Faust – whoc successfully sued the Biden Administration in 2021 for the same reasons – said in a written statement. “After being ignored by a federal agency that’s meant to support agriculture, I hope my lawsuit brings answers, accountability, and results from USDA.” The lawsuit, filed by MAGA activist law firm the Wisconsin Institute for Law and Liberty, contends that Faust is one of 2 million white male American farmers who are subject to alleged discriminatory race-based policies at three specific USDA programs named in the complaint.

This month the Trump Regime sued the state of Texas over a law allowing undocumented students to pay in-state tuition at public universities. Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton “defended” the state in federal court by immediately asking the judge to deem the law unconstitutional, which he did. It’s obvious enough that Paxton had asked the Justice Department to sue the state over the tuition law instead of going to the state legislature and asking them to do it democratically.

Now, obviously that previous paragraph is probably not at all unrelated to the story, even though there are dispositive differences in where the Trump Administration is in this Wisconsin USDA case. The point is that if these USDA programs are demolished in the next week or two then it will have been pretty obvious what happened, that it was collusive, non-adversarial court action that did it.

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Scientists detect mysterious radio waves from under Antarctica

“A cosmic particle detector in Antarctica has detected a series of bizarre signals that defy the current understanding of particle physics, according to an international research group that includes scientists from Penn State. The unusual radio pulses were detected by the Antarctic Impulsive Transient Antenna (ANITA) experiment, a range of instruments flown on balloons high above Antarctica that are designed to detect radio waves from cosmic rays hitting the atmosphere.”

“The goal of the experiment is to gain insight into distant cosmic events by analyzing signals that reach the Earth. Rather than reflecting off the ice, the signals – a form of radio waves – appeared to be coming from below the horizon, an orientation that cannot be explained by the current understanding of particle physics and may hint at new types of particles or interactions previously unknown to science, the team said,” says a press release from Penn State’s physics department.

They could be overthinking it and the signals are just coming from the secret Nazi base that’s been there for 80 years. No need to come up with some exotic new type of particle to explain conventional-ish technology the Third Reich adapted from crashed alien spacecraft they recovered.

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Trump boys announce new $499 phone they won’t actually use

From the Trump Organization’s Monday press release on the launch of their new mobile phone service and $499 “T1” phone: “Alongside the team from Trump Mobile, Donald Trump Jr and Eric Trump unveil T1 Mobile, a transformational, new cellular service designed to deliver top-tier connectivity, unbeatable value and all-American service for our nation’s hardest-working people.”

“I’m incredibly excited to step into this new digital space, hard-working Americans deserve a wireless service that’s affordable, reflects their values, and delivers reliable quality they can count on. We’re especially proud to offer free long-distance calling to our military members and their families — because those serving overseas should always be able to stay connected to the people they love back home,'” the statement then quoted that fucking moron Eric as saying.

“Trump Mobile will offer 5G [HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT A BETRAYAL OF THE FAN BASE, LOL] service through all three major cellular carriers. At the heart of Trump Mobile is its flagship The 47 Plan, which is available for only $47.45 per month,” the statement continued. Also wow that they’re going with postpaid. That’s going to close off a shit ton of the prime MAGA market.

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Louisiana MAGAchurch pastor ignores boating safety law

“Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries (LDWF) are investigating a fatal boating incident that occurred in Jefferson Davis Parish on June 8. The body of Danny Harrison, 71, of Lake Charles, was turned over to the Jefferson Davis Parish Coroner’s Office following a fatal boating incident. Agents received a call around 8:30 pm about a boater that was fatally struck by an engine prop while he was in the water. Agents responded to the scene and learned that Harrison was operating a 16 foot vessel with a 40 hp hand tiller outboard motor when he hit an object in the water and was ejected from the vessel. The unmanned vessel then ran in circles when it struck Harrison in the water.”

“The LDWF Enforcement Division will be the lead investigative agency for this fatal boating incident. Harrison was wearing a personal flotation device, but the evidence collected to date suggests he was not wearing a kill switch lanyard. A kill switch lanyard attached to the operator is required for anyone operating a vessel less than 26 feet with a hand tiller outboard motor over 10 horsepower that is designed to have an engine cut-off switch while the motor is running and the vessel is underway,” says a press release from the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries.

“We Believe in ‘TWO GENDERS’ Thank God for TRUTH!!!!” Harrison posted on Facebook on January 20th. And yeah, People.com reports he was indeed a minister. It doesn’t say at which church.

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Half of Newark ICE gulag escapees caught

Two of the four men who escaped from ICE’s gulag in Newark, New Jersey were apprehended over the weekend, leaving Franklin Norberto Bautisa-Reyes and Andrew Felipe Pinea Mogollon still on the loose, WNBC reports on a shit ton of ICE resources being wasted on guys who should be in regular jail awaiting trial for crimes they allegedly committed, not awaiting deportation.

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“Anyone slobbering for the US to become fully involved in the Israel/Iran war is not America First/MAGA. Wishing for murder of innocent people is disgusting. We are sick and tired of foreign wars. All of them. And this one will quickly engulf the Middle East, BRICS, and NATO as countries are required to take a side. Real America First/MAGA wants world peace for all people and doesn’t want our military killed and forever injured physically and mentally,” wrote Marge in the post that went on for far too long and also includes the sentence “Taking this position is NOT antisemitic,” which she had to add because libs opposed to Israel’s apartheid state are automatically “antisemites.”

It’s nauseating to not only admit Sporkfoot is correct on several points but to actually give her something approximating credit on them: (1) Swap out a lot of the nouns and it’s strikingly consistent with what most MAGA shitbags have said about Ukraine and Russia. It’s as if she internalized all that Kremlin propaganda and it mutated into something actually kind of principled-ish. (2) Relatedly, she’s trying to uphold convicted felon President Trump’s campaign promises more than he is. Trump doesn’t give a shit but she hasn’t pissed out that Kool-Aid yet. (3) The impotence of Levin’s response “Who died and made you MAGA queen?” might as well have just been a pic of his untreatable micropenis, lol. Not the best look for Team “America First unless it’s Israel.”

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FAA nominee removes “commercial” pilot license from website bio

Asked by Politico why his bio on his company’s website said that he “holds commercial, multi-engine and instrument ratings” when the agency he seeks to lead do not list him as among commercial aviator license holders, convicted felon President Trump’s FAA nominee Bryan Bedford, CEO of regional airline Republic Airways, didn’t respond directly at all as of Sunday and probably still hasn’t.

He did however indirectly respond by either personally removing or having one of his staff remove the word “commercial” from the biography. Bedford did not perjure himself on the matter during his hearing last week and Politico concludes he’s probably going to secure nomination easily.

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New York Post amps up suspense for “I’ve swallowed something!”

Yes, Sanjay Kapur‘s last words before falling off his horse and dying of a bee sting in his mouth or throat were were “I’ve swallowed something,” and not like “Rosebud” or some reveal of a deep personal secret or whatever. It was just “I’ve swallowed something,” and then he died. No need to click into the article to see the quote sourced from British rag the Telegraph.

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Fat Hitler declares war on American cities

“Our Nation’s ICE Officers have shown incredible strength, determination, and courage as they facilitate a very important mission, the largest Mass Deportation Operation of Illegal Aliens in History. Every day, the Brave Men and Women of ICE are subjected to violence, harassment, and even threats from Radical Democrat Politicians, but nothing will stop us from executing our mission, and fulfilling our Mandate to the American People. ICE Officers are herewith ordered, by notice of this TRUTH, to do all in their power to achieve the very important goal of delivering the single largest Mass Deportation Program in History,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday.

“In order to achieve this, we must expand efforts to detain and deport Illegal Aliens in America’s largest Cities, such as Los Angeles, Chicago, and New York, where Millions upon Millions of Illegal Aliens reside. These, and other such Cities, are the core of the Democrat Power Center, where they use Illegal Aliens to expand their Voter Base, cheat in Elections, and grow the Welfare State, robbing good paying Jobs and Benefits from Hardworking American Citizens. These Radical Left Democrats are sick of mind, hate our Country, and actually want to destroy our Inner Cities — And they are doing a good job of it! There is something wrong with them. That is why they believe in Open Borders, Transgender for Everybody, and Men playing in Women’s Sports — And that is why I want ICE, Border Patrol, and our Great and Patriotic Law Enforcement Officers, to FOCUS on our crime ridden and deadly Inner Cities, and those places where Sanctuary Cities play such a big role. You don’t hear about Sanctuary Cities in our Heartland!” the fat fuck continued screaming in rage and fear.

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“No Kings” may’ve been largest protest in US history

Saturday’s nationwide “No Kings” protests – at least 2,100 events in 50 states – may have tuned out as many as 4 to 6 million demonstrators opposed to convicted felon President Trump’s second reich, likely eclipsing the 2017 Women’s March, which drew between 3.3 and 5.6 million people, according to rough calculations by elections data geek G Elliot Morris at Strength in Numbers.

The fat fuck’s birthday parade, said to be pretty low-energy did not draw anywhere near the 250,000 “patriots” claimed by angry, large-headed propagandist Steven Cheung. Rolling Stone wrote that the Orange God Emperor “told close associates that protesters were going to try to overshadow the military parade, including in media coverage, in DC and elsewhere, and that he was determined not to let that happen.” Might’ve been why he was so miserable during the “perade.”

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Ted Cruz completely murders definition of “accomplishment”

…three more performative acts that are technically in the job description of senator and then…

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Orange God Emperor appears to blame Walz for assassinations

Asked by ABC News’s Rachel Scott on Sunday about whether he plans to call Minnesota Gov Tim Walz after one of his fanboys murdered state House Dem leader Melissa Hortman and her husband and shot state Senator John Hoffman and his wife, convicted felon President Trump appeared to blame Walz for the attacks, saying “Well, it’s a terrible thing. I think he’s a terrible governor. I think he’s a grossly incompetent person. But I may, I may call him, I may call other people too.”

On the Israel-Iran conflict, fat bastard said “We’re not involved in it. It’s possible we could get involved. But we are not at this moment involved,” and said he’d be “open” to Russian dictator Vladimir Putin’s help mediating. “He is ready. He called me about it. We had a long talk about it. We talked about this more than his situation. This is something I believe is going to get resolved.”

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Rollins got Trump to make ICE exceptions for farms and restaurants

Sources tell the New York Times that it was Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins who was hearing a ton of shit from trade groups and farmers that ICE raids were seriously threatening their businesses, leading to what the Times writes was “top White House officials,” Stephen Miller included, being caught unaware and “furious at Ms Rollins” for fucking up their zero-tolerance plans.

Then donors heard about it and asked for hospitality workers to be exempted too and the decision was done, with a memo ordering ICE to “hold on all work site enforcement investigations/operations on agriculture (including aquaculture and meat packing plants), restaurants and operating hotels” sent out by senior ICE official Tatum King on Thursday.

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Zambian president unvited to predecessor’s funeral

“Secretary to the Cabinet, Mr Patrick K Kangwa has advised that, the nation will be updated shortly on the ongoing funeral arrangements relating to the funeral of the late President, Dr Edgar Chagwa Lungu as the family and Government consultative process has reached advanced stages. The Secretary to the Cabinet has further called for calm as the arrangments are being finalised,” says a very low-context, medium-typo Saturday press release from the Zambian Secretary of the Cabinet.

Lungu, 68, was a National Zero favorite and even in death he’s still a fucking asshole. Current President Hakinde Hichilema, 63, had defeated Lungu in 2021 after no fewer than five attempts in the 2006, 2008, 2011, 2015, and 2016 elections but spent the next four years being heckled by Lungu. And more than heckled as last year Lungu plotted a coup against Hichilema, who responded by putting Lungu on house arrest and having former First Lady Esther Lungu, daughter Chiyeso Katete, and another relative prosecuted for what were probably credible charges of property fraud.

And then there’s the time in December when several of Lungu’s minions were arrested for witchcraft rituals in which they sacrificed animals to put a dark hex on Hichilema. That one’s a long, funny story as one of the guys was the brother of a Lungu fanboy MP who escaped from a hospital…

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