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Fox News guest sells Israel-Iran shitshow as “Liberation Day”

Yeah, “liberating the Iranian people” is what’s going to happen. Fucking dumbasses. It’s obvious that this Iranian-born Jewish Trump 1.0 official was brought on-air to try to spin it as good thing for the Iranian people to MAGA voters who (A) don’t give a fuck about the Iranian people, who won’t end up being “liberated” (B) bought into that “no more wars” line of horseshit from the Orange Ayatollah.

Less obvious is why “Liberation Day” is the chosen theme here. Some Fox News fans just might remember how well the last “Liberation Day” worked out for their God king and their movement.

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Wealthy royal courtier swallows bee during polo match, dies

British Prince William suffered the tragic loss of a dear friend on Thursday as Indian billionaire Sunjay Kapur died after swallowing a bee during a polo match in England, the Telegraph reports.

It happens. Last year a former Marin County, California water commissioner died after swallowing a bee while warming up for a bicycle race. It wasn’t clear what happened to him from there, as in if it was an allergy to the sting or choking or physical injury from falling off his bike and tumbling after being jolted from the abrupt and most unwelcome intrusion into his oral cavity from by the insect.

There’s no such mystery for Kapur. He was killed by an anaphylaxis-induced heart attack. The CEO of global car parts giant Sona Comstar leaves behind ex-wife Bollywood star Karisma Kapoor and an eight-ish year old son. Karisma in 2016 said he was an asshole who “decided to carry on, leaving me behind to take care of our sick four-month-old son, just to play a Polo match with Prince William.”

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Federal courts hand Trump a double dose of defeat

“On March 25, 2025, President Donald J Trump issued Executive Order No. 14248, Preserving and Protecting the Integrity of American Elections (the ‘Executive Order’). Among other things, the Executive Order requires the United States Election Assistance Commission (the ‘EAC’) and the Secretary of Defense to implement documentary proof of citizenship requirements with federal voter registration forms required to be used by Plaintiffs… and directs the EAC to condition statutory funding upon compliance with a ballot receipt deadline that is contrary to the respective state laws established by those thirteen States. The States have moved for a preliminary injunction barring the named Defendants (collectively, the ‘Defendants’ or the ‘Executive Branch’), from implementing these mandates of the Executive Order. After careful consideration of the parties’ filings, briefs from amici curiae and oral argument by counsel, the Court ALLOWS the States’ motion for preliminary injunction,” says a Friday order from Massachusetts US District Judge Denise Casper, in California v Trump… The other California v Trump. The one about elections, not the National Guard deployment.

That was Trump’s first defeat this morning. The second one, in the Second Circuit Court of Appeals, was kind of worse for him personally because they just ruled that they’re not tossing EJ Carroll’s win against him and now he has to take it to Los Supremos, per Politico’s Kyle Cheney.

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Tim Scott claims crypto bill will lower Walmart and Target prices

Once again the means with which Tim Scott sells this fucking crypto bill that needs 60 votes to pass the Senate make, in the absence of all other details, it sound like a complete scam. What the actual fuck does it have to do with retail prices for people who don’t want anything to do with digital Monopoly money? This is a reach even for the idiots who watch stupid Maria Bartiromo’s show.

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Mild sexual innuendo mars Cup Noodles’ new “dill” flavor roll-out

“The iconic Cup Noodles® has a new flame – and it’s a big dill. Nissin Foods USA introduces a flavor no one saw coming with the launch of its limited-edition Cup Noodles® Dill Pickle. Like any summer fling, this one’s fleeting, and not here forever so be sure to get it while it lasts,” says a press release from Nissin “Foods,” the nipo-thralled sodium-mongers whose microwaveable decoctions were already a curse upon this earth before they started with this bizarre shit about “summer flings.”

“The daring flavor mashup makes its debut just as pickles are having their moment on social – with over 321 million posts on TikTok and counting – fueling the brine-filled buzz. Combining the sharp zing of dill pickles with the savory satisfaction of noodles, Cup Noodles Dill Pickle feeds consumers’ pickle obsession with an unexpected ramen experience. Whether you’re catching feelings poolside or leveling up your movie date night snack, this dill-licious experience is ready in a quick five minutes. For those looking to turn up the tang, pair your noodles with a crunchy pickle spear for the ultimate savory-sour snack remix,” the hype continued and that “dill-licious” is just extra disgusting.

Like the heinous food-like products were already gross enough and now they gotta make this all sexual with talk about fluids and seasonal dalliances and goddamn it’s all too much. Just too much.

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Orange God Emperor now calls Israeli strike on Iran “excellent”

Speaking on the phone to ABC’s Jonathan Karl about Israel’s attack on Iran on Friday, TACO Man said “I think it’s been excellent,” Trump said. “We gave them a chance and they didn’t take it. They got hit hard, very hard. They got hit about as hard as you’re going to get hit. And there’s more to come. A lot more.” Asked if the US was at all involved, Trump said “I don’t want to comment on that.”

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Pizzagate asshole changes the subject

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Feckless “peacemaker” admits his failure

“I gave Iran chance after chance to make a deal. I told them, in the strongest of words, to ‘just do it,’ but no matter how hard they tried, no matter how close they got, they just couldn’t get it done. I told them it would be much worse than anything they know, anticipated, or were told, that the United States makes the best and most lethal military equipment anywhere in the World, BY FAR, and that Israel has a lot of it, with much more to come – And they know how to use it. Certain Iranian hardliner’s spoke bravely, but they didn’t know what was about to happen. They are all DEAD now.”

“And it will only get worse! There has already been great death and destruction, but there is still time to make this slaughter, with the next already planned attacks being even more brutal, come to an end. Iran must make a deal, before there is nothing left, and save what was once known as the Iranian Empire. No more death, no more destruction, JUST DO IT, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. God Bless You All!” posted TACO Man on Friday, making it clear he could not or would not actually stop Israel from attacking while he was trying to “negotiate” with Iran on their nuclear program.

Four fucking years of endless “This never would’ve happened if I was still in office” and it took not even five months for that to blow up like the Iranian Revolutionary Guard’s leadership. Fanboys can tell each other whatever bullshit they want. No amount of goalpost moving is going to change the fact that Israel never attacked Iran and threatened a larger war when Joe Biden was president.

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“White privilege card” among MAGA merch in Fort Bragg pop-up

Ahead of the Hitlerian speech by convicted felon President Trump to a self-selected audience at Fort Bragg in North Carolina on Tuesday, commanders on the base tell Military.com they had tried to push back and prevent a pop-up shop full of Chinese-made MAGA merch from being allowed on the installation for the obvious reasons that they did not want the appearance of political favor, etc.

Of course they were overruled and the shop by vendor, 365 Campaign, was on the base anyway, selling “Make America Great Again” chain necklaces and the fake credit card that says “White Privilege Card: Trumps Everything.” Which means that, in a way, the Trump regime was far closer to directly than indirectly endorsing the sale of a literal symbol of white supremacy to Army soldiers.

This should proooooooobably be a bigger deal than the mainstream media will make out of it.

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MAGAfrikaner refugee family reportedly stranded at Montana hotel

Just to preface this: The article from CapeTownEtc.com headlined “Afrikaner family stranded in the US appeals for help after seeking refuge” does seem rather weakly sourced because it’s from a TikTok video that’s already been deleted. However you might end up feeling considerably more assured of the verisimilitude of TikToker @catpmt‘s story given that she pinned an explanatory post.

“Thank you for visiting my page. The video you have come to see has been taken down due to constant flagging by the platform for bullying. It has also caused enough damage by fanning the flames of a fire that I did not realize existed. My hope is to use this page to show the difficulties and challenges a person faces when moving country, but in a fun and educational way. The correct people have now stepped in to make sure all parties get what they need,” @catpmt wrote.

All that out of the way, CapeTownEtc reports that in the now-deleted video posted this week, @catpmt – by all appearances an native English-speaking Capetonian, and not an Afrikaner, now likely living in Montana (hence the “mt”) – described one of the MAGAfrikaner “refugee” families as being stranded in a hotel by the Trump Regime without employment or any prospects of moving out.

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Judge rules Trump illegally federalized California National Guard

“On June 6, 2025, the government initiated immigration raids across the City of Los Angeles. Protests swiftly followed, and some individuals involved in those protests were unruly and even violent. State and local law enforcement responded. The following day, President Trump ordered that members of the California National Guard be federalized, and thereupon assumed control of those forces. At this early stage of the proceedings, the Court must determine whether the President followed the congressionally mandated procedure for his actions. He did not.”

“His actions were illegal—both exceeding the scope of his statutory authority and violating the Tenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. He must therefore return control of the California National Guard to the Governor of the State of California forthwith,” wrote US District Judge Charles Breyer in his initial ruling in California v Trump. Breyer stayed the order until Friday morning to give the Trump Regime time to appeal – which of course they will – however.

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IDF strikes Iran

“Following the State of Israel’s preemptive strike against Iran, a missile and drone attack against the State of Israel and its civilian population is expected in the immediate future,” says Israeli Defense Minister Izzy Katz in a statement via Axios’s sometimes fuckup-prone reporter Barak Ravid.

Suckretary of State Marco Rubio further confirmed the attack in a statement. “Tonight, Israel took unilateral action against Iran. We are not involved in strikes against Iran and our top priority is protecting American forces in the region. Israel advised us that they believe this action was necessary for its self-defense. President Trump and the Administration have taken all necessary steps to protect our forces and remain in close contact with our regional partners. Let me be clear: Iran should not target US interests or personnel,” said Rubio. Big man words there with “should not.”

Meanwhile CNN reports this isn’t going to be just a one-and-done attack as the operation is expected to last several days. And of course Trump lied about being the “president of peace.”

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TACO Man tacos back on mass deportations

“The Biden Administration and Governor Newscum flooded America with 21 Million Illegal Aliens, destroying Schools, Hospitals and Communities, and consuming untold Billions of Dollars in Free Welfare. All of them have to go home, as do countless other Illegals and Criminals, who will turn us into a bankrupt 3rd World Nation. America was invaded and occupied. I am reversing the Invasion.”

“It’s called Remigration. Our courageous ICE Officers, who are daily being subjected to doxxing and murder threats, are HEROES. We will always have their back as they carry out this noble mission. America will be for Americans again!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, going all blood and soil again after probably getting some blowback from his white nationalist fans.

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Dog murderer disagrees with fat boss on deportation exceptions

Asked by the Fox News idiot whatever he name is about convicted felon President Trump now starting to go soft on zero tolerance for undocumented immigrants, dog murdering DHS Secretary Kristi Noem on Thursday interpreted his words differently and decided to say what the president wants rather than what he said, quickly changing the subject by urging illegals to “self-deport.”

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US and Israeli officials say Iran attack coming “within days”

Officials in both convicted felon President Trump and Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s regimes tell the Wall Street Journal that the anticipated IDF strike on Iran’s suspected nuclear facilities could come “within days” and hinges on the expected failure of negotiations with Tehran’s regime.

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DHS already trying to justify it/backhandedly apologize

“Mr Padilla was told repeatedly to back away and did not comply with officers’ repeated commands. @SecretService thought he was an attacker and officers acted appropriately. Secretary Noem met with Senator Padilla after and held a 15 minute meeting,” says the rest of the tweet after the cutoff.

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Petey Pee Pants sold up to $550,000 in stock before Liberation Day

White nationalist alcoholic Fox News host-turned-Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth dumped somewhere between $100,000 and $550,000 worth of shares of Microsoft, Apple, Amazon, Walmart, Lowe’s, and other major brands just before Liberation Day tanked their value, NOTUS reports.

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Padilla manhandled at Noem presser

“Today, the Office of US Senator Alex Padilla (D-Calif), Ranking Member of the Senate Judiciary Immigration Subcommittee, released the following statement after Padilla was forcibly removed from Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem’s press conference while performing Congressional oversight in Los Angeles: ‘Senator Padilla is currently in Los Angeles exercising his duty to perform Congressional oversight of the federal government’s operations in Los Angeles and across California. He was in the federal building to receive a briefing with General Guillot and was listening to Secretary Noem’s press conference. He tried to ask the Secretary a question, and was forcibly removed by federal agents, forced to the ground and handcuffed. He is not currently detained, and we are working to get additional information,'” says Padilla’s office in a statement after the arrest.

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