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House to vote on permanent Daylight Saving Time next week

Switching things up by doing something actually useful, the US House of Representatives next week will vote of a bill to make Daylight Saving Time year-round, Reuters reports but without details on when it come into effect were the bill to pass the Senate and be signed into law this summer.

Probably not a great idea to shoot for this November, as welcome as it would be to finally fucking end this charade. Less than four months’ turnaround could wreak havoc on IT infrastructure that for 19 years has been coded to skip or add an hour at specific intervals – and that’s when people actually want to do it since PCs and phones will require software updates that people ignore or delay the prompts to install. Maybe better to just have one last year of daylight saving dumbassery.

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“Midterms are still beyond Trump’s focus zone”

Bravely anonymous per usual, an unnamed House Republican tells Politico that convicted felon President Trump’s failure to end the war with Iran that he started was predictable all along. “He and the Iranian leadership share many common traits: survival and control and self enhancement drive both,” said the congressworm, adding that members had been concerned all along that the “memorandum of understanding” would fail. “Midterms are still beyond Trump’s focus zone. Not screwing us might be his goal, but he’s screwing us into political oblivion.”

“A lot of people thought the [memo] would quiet this down until the election,” said Elliott Abrams, Trump’s former special rep for Iran. “But the Iranians overplayed their hand. They seem to be saying we want it all, and we want it all now, and he’s not prepared to do that.”

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Reflecting Pool terrorist pleads not guilty

Former US Olympian canoeist David Hearn, aka “The Reflecting Pool Molester,” has pleaded not guilty to multiple felony counts of whatever the fuck he was charged with for touching the water of the National Mall Reflecting Pool last month, Scott MacFarlane reports, adding that lib media lawyer Norm Eisen has joined Hearn’s defense team. Probably pro-bono, but no confirmation on that.

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Trump looks past partisan divides, sees in Graham Platner a fellow human being credibly accused of sexual violence against women

Whoever said that President Trump can’t extend an olive branch to the opposition party, specifically those who have been credibly accused of sexual violence toward women and/or acts of gross corruption like that one Texas congressman who he pardoned inexplicably last year? The libs who call him a heartless monster incapable of sympathizing with anyone should seriously reconsider that assessment and update it with an asterisk that says “He sympathizes with fellow scumbags.”

In related news, as expected, Platner pulled the plug on his his campaign Wednesday.

In also related news, Trump’s lawyers continued to try to delay paying out $5 million plus interest to victim EJ Carrol, writing that “President Trump will be irreparably harmed absent a stay. Plaintiff seeks immediate disbursement of a multimillion-dollar judgment while Supreme Court rehearing remains pending. If the funds leave CRIS now, and the Supreme Court later grants rehearing and alters the posture of the case, President Trump is likely to never recover the funds. That risk is not speculative. Plaintiff has repeatedly stated publicly that she intends to give away money collected from President Trump,” and then citing an interview where Carroll said she intends to contribute “to something Trump hates.” This as though the Supreme Court didn’t already deny certiorari.

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Orange Idiot cites some bullshit as pretext for birthright rehearing

“Signs and Billboards are being put up all over our Southern Border, and Mexico, advertising BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP, with ‘Deliveries starting at $4000.’ Likewise, similar signs going up all over our Country. Billions of Dollars will be illegally made by this SCAM, with Citizenship going to anyone willing to pay. It will be, by far, the number one way of becoming a citizen, and then the entire family will be allowed to follow. Not sustainable. NOBODY SAW THIS COMING!!!”

“AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP IS NOT FOR SALE! In fact, that is a crime, and therefore, the Supreme Court’s ruling is wrong. I will be asking for a Rehearing by the United States Supreme Court, IMMEDIATELY. This miscarriage of justice will destroy America if they don’t change their absolutely insane decision,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, and lol at “AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP IS NOT FOR SALE,” like he isn’t literally trying to fucking sell it for $5 million.

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Peace president bombs Iran again

“At the direction of the Commander in Chief, US Central Command forces have started conducting additional strikes against Iran to further degrade their ability to threaten freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz,” said CENTCOM in a statement on Wednesday, adding “The United States is holding Iran accountable for recent unjustified aggression against commercial shipping and civilian crews freely navigating a vital international waterway,” as though a politically-worded justification is necessary when it’s supposed to be a simple bulletin of military action against a hostile state.

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Maine state House member says Platner backs her to take over

Dem Maine State Representative Valli Geiger tells WMTW she’s spoken with soon-to-be-ex-US Senate nominee Graham Platner and that she is his pick to replace him on the ticket.

“He said ‘Valli you are a fighter, you have been with this movement since the beginning,'” Geiger said of her Monday night conversation with the doomed candidate. Geiger then pulled her endorsement the next day in an equivocal statement, saying “I will not throw Graham under the bus, but neither will I slander or accuse [Platner’s rape accuser] Ms Racicot of anything more than telling the truth as she experienced it. I acknowledge the pain on all sides and offer compassion on all sides. But there are no winners here, something profoundly hopeful has been lost.” Proooobably not enough here.

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NATO chief says Trump “absolutely right “about Greenland

Asked by a reporter in Turkey for comment on convicted felon president Trump’s renewed imperial bloodlust for the vast Arctic icemass, NATO chief Mark Rutte on Wednesday took a surprisingly pro-MAGA approach, saying “When it comes to defense of the Arctic, he absolutely was right, because there is a huge risk that Russia and China will gain more and more access to the Arctic,” but otherwise stopped short of calling for a full US takeover of the autonomous Danish territory.

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Beshear demands proof of life from Cocaine Mitch

Dem Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear’s office on Monday announced they’ve “sent a letter to the office of US Sen Mitch McConnell requesting an update on his health and well-being amid growing concerns around the Senator’s ability to serve,” possibly heralding some sort of determination.

“Over the last several weeks, Kentuckians have grown increasingly concerned about the health and well-being of Sen McConnell. As Governor – and a fellow public official who understands the commitment we’ve made to the people we serve – I am requesting the Senator provide an update on his current health status. Allowing speculation to continue in the media is not fair to the Senator or to Kentuckians, and my hope is that this provides him the opportunity to share the information in a transparent manner, direct from the source. I wish him a safe and speedy recovery,” said Beshear.

“The request for an update comes after reports that Sen McConnell was admitted to hospital on June 14. Since then, limited information has been shared from the Senator’s official office. The Governor’s administration has seen a rise in inquiries about the health status of the Senator. Rather than contribute to the increased speculation unfolding in the media and public space, Gov Beshear is reaching out directly to Sen McConnell to make the request,” the statement continued.

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Oil rises, Dow Futures drop after Trump says ceasefire over

Dow Jones Futures dropped by nearly 600 points Wednesday and Brent Crude oil was up by over $4 after convicted felon President Trump told cameras at the NATO summit that the ceasefire with Iran (which wasn’t even really a ceasefire) is “over,” signaling a return to hostilities, CNBC reports.

“I don’t want to deal with them anymore. They’re scum. Do you know what scum is? They’re led by sick people. They’re vicious, violent people. They’re liars. They’re cuckoo,” said Donald.

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Zohran Mamdani is a socialist with his city grocery store plan

Fucking New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is a socialist maniac who’s going to destroy private enterprise with his plan to open city-owned grocery stores to remove the profit motive to operate a retail establishment. So many honest small business owners will be screwed if that evil commie scumbag gets his way and uses taxpayer money to enter the supermarket industry.

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Iranians bombed again because the last five bombings didn’t work

“US Central Command forces have begun launching a series of powerful strikes against Iran to impose heavy costs for targeting and attacking commercial shipping crewed by innocent civilians in an international waterway. The US strikes are in response to Iranian attacks on three commercial vessels that were transiting the Strait of Hormuz. Iran’s demonstrated aggression was unwarranted, dangerous, and a clear violation of the ceasefire,” says CENTCOM in a statement on Tuesday.

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Federal judge nukes Georgia 2020 election subpoena

In yet another L for the Trump Regime at the investigative level of its frivolous bullshit conspiracy theory-based “cases,” a Georgia federal judge on Tuesday nuked a subpoena aimed at Fulton County officials who oversaw the 2020 presidential election, Lawfare’s Anna Bower reports.

In tossing the subpoena for the identities of those who worked the 2020 election, District Judge William Ray wrote “These records, even if they lead to the DOJ finding individuals who worked for Fulton County in the 2020 Election who support the theory that the 2020 Election was not fair, would not lead to information that could be used to charge anyone with anything, at least not any viable charge. That is because the statute of limitations for any possible crime arising from the 2020 Election has long expired, as the DOJ must have brought such a case, if it could, no later than late 2025 or the early weeks of 2026,” and concluded that “The subpoena power of the Grand Jury is broad, but it is not absolute. If it were, the Supreme Court could simply say so, which it has not.”

“Given the low need for the subpoenaed information and the highly burdensome nature of the disclosure, the Subpoena is unreasonable and must be quashed pursuant to Federal Rule of Criminal Procedure 17(a)(2),” Ray continued, further nailing the coffin on the reich’s presumption of regularity.

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MAHA mom charged with suffocating “vax victim” twin toddlers

A 23 year-old Idaho “MAHA” mom who last year appeared on a webcast formerly produced by now-Health and Human Services Secretary Bobby “Brainworms” Kennedy Jr to claim that her twin 18 month-old toddlers died just days after being vaccinated for the flu and other viruses has been arrested for their murder following an obviously lengthy and thorough investigation, CNN reports.

Boise cops cuffed Andrea Shaw on Tuesday following a grand jury indictment. The MAHA shitbag faces the death penalty and is being held on $2 million bond, ahead of a July 14th appearance. It would seem as though this case is probably going to affect her other one, as Shaw is currently a plaintiff in a federal lawsuit brought by Children’s Health Defense – the group whose podcast Shaw appeared on last may and Kennedy led until he quit in December 2024 following his nomination.

The lawsuit, filed in January in federal court in Washington by Shaw and other MAHA scumbags, accuses the American Academy of Pediatrics of racketeering for its “central role in an enterprise that has defrauded American families about the safety of the childhood vaccine schedule for several decades.” In the lawsuit, Shaw is described as a mother “whose children died following routine vaccinations administered according to AAP guidelines.” They might want to amend the complaint, even if the “after” part is in all likelihood technically true. The sick fuck faces the death penalty.

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