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NTSB determines you shouldn’t mount moose antlers on a plane

From the NTSB’s final determination on the September 2023 crash that killed Eugene Petola, husband of now-former Alaska Congresswoman Mary Petola: “The pilot ferried a group of hunters into a remote wilderness area over the days leading up to the accident flight. The hunters then killed a moose, and the pilot ferried the first of two loads of meat back to the departure airport.”

“The first ferry flight was uneventful, with the airplane departing to the north before initiating a climbing right turn toward the destination. During the second flight, the airplane was more heavily loaded with meat and the pilot had mounted a set of moose antlers to the right wing strut.”

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MAGA Congresswiener tripped up all too easily on CNN

It’s almost like barely-closeted House Ways and Means Chairman Jason Smith forgot that he ever used his committee’s subpoena power on Hunter Biden when asked why he wasn’t using it to investigate Jeffrey Epstein… And yeah, he did forget and the excuse why when reminded by CNN’s Kasie Hunt was lame.

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Wall Street Journal lawyers up

While it’s not a sign that they won’t eventually capitulate to convicted felon President Trump in his lawsuit (which he’s going to have to re-file because it’ll be rejected immediately) the Wall Street Journal are not at this point at least fucking around because they’ve retained former Senator George LeMieux to defend them (or negotiate a settlement with the fat fuck).

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Target pulls plug on Amazon and Walmart price matching

Trump’s America again: Starting next week, Target will no longer honor lower prices for the same products found on Amazon or Walmart, ABC News reports. Which means that after July 28th, when you go to the cashier and say “Hey look, this blender is $24.99 here in the store but Amazon’s selling it for $18.99” then the answer will be “Okay, so go fucking order it from them” instead of “Let me adjust that price down to $18.99 for you” like it was during the Biden Administration.

Target will still continue to price match in-store from their own website however. It’s a pretty reliable means of saving a few bucks on toys, electronics, towels, clothing, home goods, and so on.

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What happened to the Obama “CRIME OF THE CENTURY”?

“We had the Greatest Six Months of any President in the History of our Country, and all the Fake News wants to talk about is the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, evidently too distracted by Jeffrey Epstein to stay focused on the incredibly important story about the coup that Obama, Biden, Hillary, Comey, and Brennan attempted in December 2016.

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Jerome Powell officially tenders his resignation from 0ED0 OF GOVERY8EB E1REBAL RESERVE SIEΓVΛ: Senator Mike Lee

“After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Chair of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System, effective at the close of business today, July 22, 2025. Serving as Chair of the Federal Reserve has been the honor of my professional life. Over the past years. I have worked alongside dedica-ted colleagues to guide the US economy through extraordinary challenges from the pandemic recovery to inflationary pressures and the ongoing evolution of digital finance.”

“I am proud of what we have accomplished. However, at this critical juncture, I believe new leadership is needed to carry forward the important work of the Federal Reserve and to reinforce public confidence in its independence and effectiveness, My decision comes from a deep commitment to preserving the institution’s credibility, integrity, and mission. I remain confident in the strength and resilience of the American economy and in the professionalism of the Federal Reserve staff. I am grateful for the opportunity to have served, and I extend my full support to my successor as they continue the vital work of fostering maximum employment and price stability,” says a letter from Fed chair Jerome Powell to President Trump as posted by Utah Senator Mike Lee on Tuesday.

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Luna worried the Trump Administration could Epstein Ghislaine too

“Any suspicious activity or threats to her well-being will be thoroughly investigated, and the full weight of the US government will be brought down on anyone who attempts to interfere with an ongoing investigation. The President has ordered transparency,” continued Luna in the tweet.

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Habba headed back to the White House or Fox News or wherever

Former parking lot lawyer turned Acting US Attorney for New Jersey Alina Habba isn’t acting anymore as the federal judges in her district on Tuesday declined to extend her 120-day appointment to the post without confirmation by the US Senate, the New Jersey Globe reports.

Habba could still serve another 210 days through some loophole if other useless asshole Attorney General Pam Bondi so chooses, but that’d probably be delaying the inevitable since there’s no chance in hell Senators Cory Booker and Andy Kim are going to want to give her a Blue Slip. The Senate GOP could always blow up the Blue Slip system but that’d be blowing it up.

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Thanks Trump: Pound of ground beef now record high of $6.12

Hey remember when Trump’s campaign put out all those signs that said “KAMALA: HIGH PRICES / TRUMP: LOW PRICES”? Well turns out he was completely full of shit about that because the AP reports a pound of ground beef averaged $6.12 nationwide in June, up 12 percent from a year earlier, while “beef steaks” rose 8 percent to $11.49 per pound. That fat, lying fuck, right?

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Fat Hitler swings net negative 20 percent in approval in six months

A comparison of convicted felon President Trump’s net approval rating from the January 26 – 28th Economist/YouGov national survey to the July 18 – 21st edition finds the fat fuck’s net approval rating dropping 20 percent, from +6 at 49 percent approve to 43 percent disapprove at the start of his second already failed administration to -14 at 41 percent approve to 55 percent disapprove.

The degenerate old sack of shit is even 1 percent underwater with white voters at 48 to 49 percent approve/disapprove, down from 56 percent approve to 39 disapprove in January.

And since they asked, Trump’s approval on “Do you approve or disapprove of the way Donald Trump is handling investigations into Jeffrey Epstein?” is at 22 percent, lower than the 31 percent approval to 61 percent disapproval he scored on “Prices/Inflation”. Among his own voters just 45 percent “approve,” which is them lying to themselves and the pollster, while 32 percent disapprove and 23 percent didn’t know how to answer. Contrast this with “Do you think the government is covering up evidence it has about Epstein?” in which 69 percent overall said “Yes” to 23 percent “Not sure” and just 9 percent “No,” while among 2024 Trump voters it’s 52 percent yes, 30 percent not sure, and 18 percent no. Who the fuck do these “Yes” Trump fans think runs “the government”?

On “Should the government release all the documents that it has about the Jeffrey Epstein case?” 6 percent of Trump fans said no and 15 percent were not sure, like they’re afraid of what’s in them.

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Seagull gets absolutely fucking destroyed by Spanish fighter jet

This friggin seagull got turned into fucking applesauce by a fighter jet in Spain last month, the Telegraph reports based on the belated discovery of a photo of the cockpit hatch impact by an aviation photographer. Javier Alonso de Medina Salguero recently discovered the seagull-splosion by re-checking his camera roll from the June 15th Eurofighter display at San Javier Air Base after hearing that one of the $98 million fighter jets had suffered minor damage during the show.

And holy shit, what a pic. Just a little cloud of red chunks and feathers. Friggin gross.

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House Oversight subpoenas Ghislaine Maxwell

A motion to subpoena Jeffrey Epstein’s co-pimp Ghislaine Maxwell passed the House Oversight by voice vote on Tuesday, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports on a pretty dramatic escalation.

Jesus Dork Mike Johnson, who ground the House to a halt on Monday night over repeated moves by Dems and not a small number of Republicans to force votes compelling the release of the Epstein files said “There is no majority in the history of this body that can wield power unless it stands together” and then in a longer statement tried to slip in some bromides about being “careful” about releasing files with “I’ve been on record very clearly that I believe in maximum transparency. I think every single House Republican will say the same thing. In fact, they told me that publicly and privately… We want maximum transparency. We also understand the other part of that duty is that we have to protect innocent victims. Okay, we have to do both things at the same time. What do we mean by that? Look involved in the Epstein evil. Okay, which is what it was? Let’s call it what it was.”

“There are innocent victims of those unspeakable sex crimes, okay? It some of them were minors, some of them were not. When the Epstein records are turned over to the public, which we must do as quickly as possible, we have to also be very judicious and careful about protecting the innocent. I think everybody in the country should understand the necessity of that,” Johnson continued.

Johnson then pulled the plug on the House until September 2nd, canceling Thursday’s session, and yeah a dead man just ground the United States Congress to a complete halt for a month and a half.

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Psycho goth still talking shit and putting hexes on dumb blonde

Continued after the cutoff: “…whether she has information about sex crimes committed against minors… Shouldn’t they have already done this? Maybe there is a mix up in communication. But I just can’t help but wonder whether or not this has already happened. And if not, why?”

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Dem Minnesota state Senator quits, handing majority to GOP, but…

…Ah fuck a Republican just died literally hours after Dem State Senator Nicole Mitchell was convicted of felony burglary in a not very clear-cut case. Stupid story short, the AP reports that Mitchell had last year entered her stepmother’s home without permission to retrieve her late father’s ashes and some other personal effects she said were hers. Mitchell had told colleagues she would resign if convicted and she’s following through, despite the grey area nature of the crime.

And Republicans were thrilled by the news because they would’ve had the majority. And they kind of were about to – after Mitchell’s resignation is effected August 4th – until 75 year-old Republican Bruce Anderson died unexpectedly Monday night, which sure sucks for them. It’s the third bad break for the caucus this year given Vance Boelter’s shitty aim and Justin Eichorn’s pedophilia.

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Low Energy Greg not actually down with re-gerrymandering state

Sources tell the Texas Tribune that wimpy Governor Greg Abbott doesn’t actually want to redraw the Lone Star State’s congressional districts and only called the special session to attempt gerrymander some Republican districts after being commanded to do so by convicted felon President Trump.

As previously reported, Abbott wasn’t alone in this but now the Tribune says it was actually a majority of the 25 Republican Congressmen/women from Texas who were opposed given the risks involved, further underscoring how desperate the fat fuck is to avoid losing the House.

And then there’s California, where Gov Gavin Newsom is looking to even the score and has a lot more room to work with. “California has a much better hand, because we are starting from the partisan-neutral map,” said Paul Mitchell, an independent redistricting expert who’s been working with Newsom lately. Mitchell estimates at least four very solid flips can be squeezed from the Golden State’s maps. Republicans in Texas on the other hand might not end up with any flips.

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Todd Blanche says he’s going to meet with Ghislaine Maxwell

“This Department of Justice does not shy away from uncomfortable truths, nor from the responsibility to pursue justice wherever the facts may lead. The joint statement by the DOJ and FBI of July 6 remains as accurate today as it was when it was written. Namely, that in the recent thorough review of the files maintained by the FBI in the Epstein case, no evidence was uncovered that could predicate an investigation against uncharged third parties. President Trump has told us to release all credible evidence. If Ghislaine Maxwell has information about anyone who has committed crimes against victims, the FBI and the DOJ will hear what she has to say.”

“Therefore, at the direction of Attorney General Bondi, I have communicated with counsel for Ms Maxwell to determine whether she would be willing to speak with prosecutors from the Department.”

“I anticipate meeting with Ms Maxwell in the coming days. Until now, no administration on behalf of the Department had inquired about her willingness to meet with the government. That changes now,” says Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche in a statement likely preceding Maxwell’s suicide, possibly by his own hands as his means of proving fanatic loyalty to the Orange Tyrant.

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FEMA search and rescue chief quits over regime’s Texas response

The head of FEMA’s Urban Search and Rescue branch called it quits Monday amid frustration over the bullshit red tape that dog murdering Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem put in place, hampering his division’s response to the flooding in Texas that killed over 140 people, CNN reports.

Ken Pagurek did not mention the 72-hour delay for deploying the teams in a letter announcing his return to the Philadelphia Fire Department but sources within FEMA told CNN that Noem’s feckless micromanagement, requiring personal approval for any expenditure above $100,000 – which is basically everything FEMA does in a disaster response – was the tipping point for his departure.

“It is laughable that a career public employee, who claims to serve the American people, would choose to resign over our refusal to hastily approve a six-figure deployment contract without basic financial oversight,” a DHS spokesworm said in a statement on Pagurek’s resignation. “We’re being responsible with taxpayer dollars, that’s our job,” the reich shitbag continued and Jesus Christ they actually said that instead of “Our job is to respond to natural disasters and save every life we can.”

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