“Ken Paxton not only outraised ‘Little John’ Cornyn by $2.1 million in Q2, but Paxton’s campaign committee raised more than any other in-cycle GOP Senate incumbent across the country last quarter. ‘The fundraising numbers paint a very clear picture. The movement to fire John Cornyn has more enthusiasm right now than any other Senate campaign in America,’ said Ken Paxton. ‘There’s nothing about the lies that ‘Little John’ fed the media on Monday that can change the fact that his campaign committee couldn’t even raise $1 million last quarter, let alone the $3.9 million he claimed. I’d encourage every reporter in America right now to reach out to John Cornyn to ask him this simple question: Are you really that bad at math or did you purposely mislead the public about the truth?'” says Texas Attorney General Ken “Picasso-face” Paxton’s campaign in a press release.

National Zero on Tuesday erroneously presented and/or misunderstood NOTUS’s reporting on the totals. The $3.9 million number cited by Cornhole’s campaign for Q2 was probably mostly cash coming from the Senate GOP’s coffers. Actual regular donations to Cornyn came in at $803,953, far short of Paxton’s $2,908,591. So yeah, the “grassroots” situation for Cornhole in this very serious primary challenge appears to be actually considerably worse than initially understood.

“The Radical Left Democrats have hit pay dirt, again! Just like with the FAKE and fully discredited Steele Dossier, the lying 51 ‘Intelligence’ Agents, the Laptop from Hell, which the Dems swore had come from Russia (No, it came from Hunter Biden’s bathroom!), and even the Russia, Russia, Russia Scam itself, a totally fake and made up story used in order to hide Crooked Hillary Clinton’s big loss in the 2016 Presidential Election, these Scams and Hoaxes are all the Democrats are good at – It’s all they have – They are no good at governing, no good at policy, and no good at picking winning candidates. Also, unlike Republicans, they stick together like glue” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, starting off with his usual grievances (mixing up Hillary and Hunter on which one had a “bathroom server”), but going further downhill from there… It’s bad. Very bad.

“Their new SCAM is what we will forever call the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax, and my PAST supporters have bought into this ‘bullshit,’ hook, line, and sinker. They haven’t learned their lesson, and probably never will, even after being conned by the Lunatic Left for 8 long years. I have had more success in 6 months than perhaps any President in our Country’s history, and all these people want to talk about, with strong prodding by the Fake News and the success starved Dems, is the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax. Let these weaklings continue forward and do the Democrats work, don’t even think about talking of our incredible and unprecedented success, because I don’t want their support anymore!”

“Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” he continued.

For those keeping score at home, the President of the United States literally just told his fans – like all of them – they’re weak, falling for a Democrat “hoax,” thus unworthy of calling themselves his supporters and he doesn’t want them in the MAGA movement anymore. That’s, um, very new.

Istanbul Mayor Ekrem Imamoglu, presidential nominee for the Republican People’s Party and the chief rival to Turkish dictator Recep Erdogan, was sentenced Wednesday to 20 months in the joint for the crime of – because irony is dead – insulting the city’s top prosecutor by accusing him of targeting opposition figures through alleged politically motivated investigations, the AP reports.

I respond to the viral fake news yesterday that I was somehow done talking about Epstein.

TLDR: I'm not.

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— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) July 15, 2025

“Honestly, I’m done talking about Epstein for the time being. I’m gonna trust my friends in the administration, I’m gonna trust my friends in the government to do what needs to be done, solve it, ball’s in their hands. I’ve said plenty this last weekend. So if you guys wanna see my commentary on it, that’s fine,” said Kirk on Monday. So if “the time being” was 24 hours, then no, it wasn’t fake news.

“I don’t understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It’s pretty boring stuff. I think really only pretty bad people, including fake news, want to keep something like that going,” convicted felon President Trump told reporters on Tuesday as he continued covering for sexually predatory elites and refusing to make public what his government knows.

Dan Rivera, lead investigator for The New England Society for Psychic Research, encountered a mysterious otherworldly realm during an otherwise routine stop on during his tour showing off the allegedly haunted “Annabelle” doll to audiences in Pennsylvania on Sunday, USA Today reports.

“It’s with deep sadness that Tony, Wade, and I share the sudden passing of our close friend and partner, Dan Rivera,” wrote NESPR on Facebook. “We are heartbroken and still processing this loss.”

Kinda breaking the kayfabe there fellas. Why not tell fans you’re working on a way to keep your buddy around you on tour? Don’t you guys know how to work an Ouija board or something like that?

This fucking idiot thinks “[James] Comey’s daughter was the judge” on both the Puff Daddy and Epstein cases… Maureen Comey was the prosecutor on the cases. Regardless, Joe Rogan is NOT happy with his president or Team Orange when it comes to the Epstein situation, saying “They can lie about all kinds of things… Where’s the Epstein Files? ‘Oh, can’t find them, don’t exist.’ Like, they can get away with shit, man.” Probably not the direction fatass wants this going.

Oops, fucked up the headline. Should’ve said “Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz as Epstein special counsel,” because that’s what she told four-eyed penis Benny Johnson on Tuesday. “Absolutely. We need a Special Counsel and investigation into this if we aren’t provided information. I want answers. Maybe Matt Gaetz can lead it,” the high school dropout told Johnson on his podcast, adding she wants Ghislaine Maxwell to be subpoenaed to testify to Gaetz, who has no prosecutorial experience.

In related news, Attorney General Pam Bondi on Tuesday was asked by a reporter “How do you respond to the MAGA base that has expressed a lot of frustration about Epstein?” to which Bondi said “We’re going to fight to keep America safe again and we’re fighting together as a team. We’ve got a war on drugs.” Then asked “The president just said he would support you releasing additional credible evidence from the Epstein investigation. Is that something you are open to doing?” Bondi said “This today is about fentanyl. I’m not going to talk about Epstein.”

Northern Wisconsin MAGA Congressman Tom Tiffany recently posted somewhere a rant about Canadian wildfire smoke, writing “Another weekend of Canadian wildfire smoke and air quality warnings across WI, MN. With today’s modern tools to prevent wildfires, this shouldn’t keep happening. Canada owes us answers for its forest management failures,” shitty right wing site the Center Square reports, adding that Tiffany also wrote an open letter saying “In 2023, Canada had its worst year for wildfires on record, last year’s fire season was considered one of the worst, and this year seems to be a continuation of these previous years. In our neck of the woods, summer months are the best time of the year to spend time outdoors recreating, enjoying time with family, and creating new memories, but this wildfire smoke makes it difficult to do all those things.”

“Members are advised that, if the Previous Question on the Rule is defeated, House Democrats will offer an amendment to the Rule that would make in order Rep Khanna’s amendment requiring the Attorney General to preserve, compile, and publish the Epstein files,” says a memo to House Dems from leadership working to continue twisting the knife on Republicans on the dead pimp.

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime will, within the next few weeks, incinerate 500 metric tons worth of high-energy biscuits – bought in 2024 with $800,000 in taxpayer funds – that will on Wednesday expire rather in the Dubai warehouse where they’ve sat rather than being distributed by USAID to young children in places struck by wars and natural disasters, the Atlantic reports.

California MAGAchurch Pastor John MacArthur, who led his flock at the Grace Community Church in Los Angeles’s Sun Valley neighborhood into a COVID outbreak by holding services in summer 2020 at the height of the pandemic in defiance of shutdown orders, died Monday at 86, the AP reports.

Two can play this game. https://t.co/7ZGUdVujx8

— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) July 15, 2025

This week’s Economist/YouGov national survey finds almost completely identical numbers among Trump 2024 voters and Harris 2024 voters on the question of “Should the government release all the documents that it has about the Jeffrey Epstein case?” at 83 and 86 percent Yes respectively, 2 and 3 percent No respectively, and just a slightly higher weasely “Don’t know” among Trump voters at 14 to 11 percent of the should-be president’s voters during the July 11 to 14th survey period.

There was however a bigger spilt on “Do you think the government is covering up evidence it has about Epstein?” with Trump and Harris voters at 81 and 59 percent Yes respectively, 3 and 12 percent No respectively, and nearly twice as many Trump voters at 29 percent to Harris voters at 16 percent at “Don’t know,” quantifying to obvious “Here there be dragons” feeling in MAGAmerica.

A “person close to” Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton tells NOTUS that last Thursday, when his shitty country musician Republican state Senator wife announced she filed for divorce from her long-unfaithful husband, was Pax’s second best day of small-donor fundraising since he launched his primary challenge against “RINO” incumbent Senator John Cornhole Cornyn.

NOTUS did not obtain or print the actual amount but does anyone seriously disbelieve it? Pax’s impeachment trial went the same way with the whole MAGA movement going freaking balls-to-the-wall harassing the shit out of Republican state senators to vote against convicting him. Cornyn had a $3.9 million second quarter to Pax’s $2.9 million, but that only means something when it’s a game of inches. It’s a game of yards – bordering on quarter miles – with Pax’s lead in polling right now.

The only thing that could bump from top billing stupid Mike Waltz’s post-👊🇺🇸🔥 hearing to the UN post miserable hag Elise Stefanik got bumped from is House GOP leadership facing media after their members bumping off a Dem effort to compel the release of the Epstein files, but bump it shall.

“The 28 Congressional Districts surveyed include fifteen where the Republican won in 2024 by a margin of 5 percent or less and thirteen won by both the Democrat and President Trump. In aggregate, the Congressional vote was tied and President Trump won these districts by 4 points. It will be these districts that decide control of the House after the midterm election.”

“Currently, among all registered voters the generic Republican is trailing the generic Democrat by three points. Among the 65 percent of voters who rate themselves 10-out-of-10 motivated to vote, an early indication of who could turn out next year, the Republican trails by 7-points,” says a memo by Trump pollster Fabrizio-Ward mostly otherwise devoted to selling a health insurance tax credit.

“I have always suspected Shifty Adam Shiff was a scam artist. And now I learn that Fannie Mae’s Financial Crimes Division have concluded that Adam Schiff has engaged in a sustained pattern of possible Mortgage Fraud. Adam Schiff said that his primary residence was in MARYLAND to get a cheaper mortgage and rip off America, when he must LIVE in CALIFORNIA because he was a Congressman from CALIFORNIA. I always knew Adam Schiff was a Crook. The FRAUD began with the refinance of his Maryland property on February 6, 2009, and continued through multiple transactions until the Maryland property was correctly designated as a second home on October 13, 2020. Mortgage Fraud is very serious, and CROOKED Adam Schiff (now a Senator) needs to be brought to justice,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, working his way toward a new distraction from the Epstein shitshow and increasing inflation that his policies caused.

“The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.3 percent on a seasonally adjusted basis in June, after rising 0.1 percent in May, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index increased 2.7 percent before seasonal adjustment. The index for shelter rose 0.2 percent in June and was the primary factor in the all items monthly increase. The energy index rose 0.9 percent in June as the gasoline index increased 1.0 percent over the month,” says the monthly CPI report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics.