Yeah this was real until Twitter kicked the hackers out. A little more subtlety and 100 percent less antisemitism might’ve been more fun for everyone, but nobody can have nice things.

During the public comment period of an April 2022 Kerr County Commission meeting focused on what to do with $10.2 million disbursed to the county by the Biden Administration from the 2021 American Rescue Plan Act’s funding for local governments for use on pretty much whatever they needed, within reason, one resident stood up and said “I’m here to ask this court today to send this money back to the Biden administration, which I consider to be the most criminal treasonous communist government ever to hold the White House.” That resident, per the Texas Tribune, feared strings were attached and that Biden would force their kids to have transition surgeries or whatever.

“We don’t want to be bought by the federal government, thank you very much,” another told the commissioners. “We’d like the federal government to stay out of Kerr County and their money.”

“As far as where that money sits for the next year or two, my old law partner [Senator] John [Cornhole] tells me that if we send it back it’s going to New Jersey or it’s going to New York or it’s going to… or California. And so I don’t know if I’d rather be the custodian of the money until we decide what we have to do with it rather than giving it back to the government to spend it on values that we in Kerr County don’t agree with,” said Kerr County Judge Rob Kelly at the meeting.

The director at the Curtis Area Senior Center – near the rural Nebraska hospital slated for closure in the next few months because of convicted felon President Trump’s Medicaid cuts – tells the Washington Post that “anyone who’s saying that Medicaid cuts is why they’re closing is a liar.”

Either April Roberts, who said the old timers she helps take care of at the day facility will have to drive 40+ miles for routine procedures like blood work after the Community Hospital shuts down, did not tell the Post the “real” reason or the Post did not bother to print it. Nor did they print one from veteran Jim Christensen, who said he’d read an op-ed that “tried to blame everything on Trump.”

“Horse feathers,” was all Christensen had to say about it at the senior center. Sitting in his office next to a red punching bag Mayor Brad Welch called Community Hospital’s statement blaming the Orange God Emperor’s Medicaid cuts “irresponsible,” adding “I don’t think the signing of the ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ had one thing to do with the closure of this clinic.” Again, no alternative explanation.

Kerri Kemp, a MAGA 47 year-old bartender/county worker/ranch hand, wasn’t so deep in denial about it, saying she’d recently lost her insurance because she couldn’t keep up with the already standard documentation requirements for Medicaid eligibility, was worried she’ll face even bigger challenges when work requirements kick in for real. But she’s optimistic that Trump will change his mind about that. “I really think he’s gonna do something,” Kemp said, deep in denial overall.

Sharon Jorgensen, a 73 year-old non-MAGA Republican who has never voted for Trump, said her friends and neighbors are “huge Trumpers. It doesn’t matter what he does – there’s an excuse for it.”

MAGA Easter Sunday, celebrating the near-death experience of convicted felon President Trump in Pennsylvania on July 13th, 2024, has been completely ruined by Jeffrey Epstein’s resurrection from the dead, his rotting corpse – and the wreckage in Texas and the ICE shitshow – spoiling the now cheaper eggs filling the baskets of right wing children on this morning’s shows.

Follow along for live coverage of this sad, cheerless day for the Republican Party.

Two-thirds of calls to FEMA’s disaster assistance hotline went unanswered in the days immediately after the July 4th flash flood disaster in central Texas because convicted felon President Trump’s regime allowed the government’s contracts with call center operators General Dynamics Information Technology, Maximus, ITCON, and TTEC – which together provided hundreds of operators to the agency for handling aid applications – to expire on Sunday, July 6th, the New York Times reports.

Documents show that, on the 5th, the last day of the contracts, the sum total of all call center operators picked up 3,018 of 3,027 calls placed to the hotline, roughly 99.7 percent. The next day, after the expiry, they received 2,363 calls and answered 846, or about 35.8 percent. The on Monday, July 7, the agency answered 16,419 calls and answered 2,613, or around 15.9 percent. For perspective’s sake, the first day’s near 100 percent rate is a bit misleading because of the absolute volume: The week of October 14, 2024 in the aftermaths of Hurricanes Helene and Milton, call centers answered 53 percent of over 900,000 calls but improved to 68.5 percent on about 500,000 calls the next week – which makes the 15.9 percent rate on 16,419 a fucking MAGAtrocity.

“Responding to less than half of the inquiries is pretty horrific,” said Columbia University National Center for Disaster Preparedness Director Jeffrey Schlegelmilch. “Put yourself in the shoes of a survivor: You’ve lost everything, you’re trying to find out what’s insured and what’s not, and you’re navigating multiple aid programs. One of the most important services in disaster recovery is being able to call someone and walk through these processes and paperwork.”

This is, uh, something else from our President:

Going into the second half of 2023 the road was wide open for another yearly examination of the steady increase of not very subtle antisemitism in the institutional Republican Party – as in words and actions by politicians, candidates, and campaigns – that had been collected in the November 2021 piece “The Road is Open Again” and then again in the lengthier and maybe less well-executed December 2022 follow-up “The Road is Open Again II: The New Colossus.” I believe at one point in August or September that I had even taken a few hours to collect the instances in anticipation of a November or December post for “The Road is Open Again III” with some clever subtitle.

Then October 7th happened.

“Because of the fact that Rosie O’Donnell is not in the best interests of our Great Country, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Citizenship. She is a Threat to Humanity, and should remain in the wonderful Country of Ireland, if they want her. GOD BLESS AMERICA!” posted fat tits on Saturday, stirring shit up and getting media attention with over-the-top provocative statements about a sub-mediocre has-been media personality to distract from the Jeffrey Epstein shitshow.

Like who the fuck wants to have sympathy for friggin Rosie O’Donnell? God she freaking sucks. And yet threatening a naturally-born American citizen with denaturalization obviously demands attention because it’s in a lot of ways light years worse than the many other signs of creeping fascism emanating from the fat fuck. On the flip side, it’s also Trump writing yet another check his fat ass can’t cash, so reporters can needle him on what the next steps are the next opportunity they get.

And holy freaking shit what a histrionic cunt with the “She is a Threat to Humanity,” lol.

Obviously extra annoyed by the TACO thing, convicted felon President Trump decided to take it out on the country that invented them on Saturday, posting a letter to President Claudia Sheinbaum saying “Despite our strong relationship, you will recall, the United States imposed Tariffs on Mexico to deal with our Nation’s Fentanyl crisis, which is caused, in part, by Mexico’s failure to stop the Cartels, who are made up of the most despicable people who ever walked the Earth, from pouring these drugs into our country” and blah blah blah 30 percent tariff allegedly as of August 1st.

“A lot of people online have been very, very upset over the Trump Department of Justice’s two-fold conclusion, announced last Sunday, that Jeffrey Epstein’s death in jail in 2019 was a suicide and that the Federal Bureau of Investigation had no ‘incriminating ‘client list” among its Epstein files. The tremendous uproar against the Justice Department and FBI has crossed partisan lines; if anything, it has been many conservative commentators and some Republican elected officials who have expressed the most outrage, with accusations and implications that the government is hiding something about the case to protect powerful individuals,” writes right wing Newsweek “Senior Editor-at-Large” Josh Hammer in a snooty lecture to the mud-brained MAGA plebes.

Skipping ahead “With that large caveat aside, though, the fact remains: This is just not the biggest deal in the world—and if you think it is, then you probably need to log off social media…” blah blah blah some shit about how the midterms aren’t going to have anything to do with Epstein “…There are simply better uses of your time than fuming over the government’s avowed nonexistence of the much-ballyhooed Epstein client list. You might, for instance, consider spending more time, during these midsummer weeks, with your family. Maybe you can take the kids camping or fishing. Maybe you can take them to an amusement park or to one of America’s many national park treasures. You can spend less time scrolling Instagram and TikTok and more time reading a good old-fashioned book; you will learn more, you will be happier, and you will be considerably less likely to traffic in fringe issues and off-putting rhetoric that alienates far more than it unifies.”

Translation: “Your rage over Epstein and other conspiracies were useful to us in the right wing propaganda complex needed you to vote accordingly, but now you’re just a distraction and the Democrats are having way too much fun with this. So shut the fuck up. Now.”

Officials in Kerr County, Texas had the capability to send an alert to the phone of every single person within the jurisdiction but chose not to early morning last Friday as wall of water surged down the low riverbeds of the region, the Washington Post reports.

Arizona patient dies of bubonic plague as health officials warned prairie dog die-off could signal outbreak https://t.co/bOgxpTEIyw pic.twitter.com/4HiNjNi9R6

— New York Post (@nypost) July 11, 2025

Former New York Magazine reporter Olivia Nuzzi’s boobs have nothing on this hardcore spank material for Bobby Brainworms. Cheryl might as well just take the sheets off his separate bed now.

“Statement from Chairman of the Board of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac William J Pulte on Reports that Jerome Powell Is Considering Resigning: Washington, DC ‘I’m encouraged by reports that Jerome Powell is considering resigning. I think this will be the right direction for America, and the economy will boom,'” says an official press release from the Federal Housing Finance Agency.

The stock market would’ve tanked if there was any actual validity to the “news” of Powell considering resigning. This is the best the MAGA Reich has right now: Taking fake news from right wing Twitter accounts and trying to legitimize it by laundering an official announcement.

MAGA podcaster bro-turned-Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino has told people he’s considering resigning from his post over the Bondi-Epstein shitsow but hasn’t decided yet, CNN reports.

You know when you think about it “The second-in-command of the top federal law enforcement agency in the United States resigned Friday after a dispute with the Attorney General over the latter’s refusal to fulfill a previous pledge to effect a full public disclosure of evidence against a sex trafficker who blackmailed multiple billionaires and even a member of the British royalty before he allegedly committed suicide in his cell in a federal lockup” would be kind of an important sentence to write in historical terms, even as the day-to-day drama’s funny and stupid and titilating.

Oh and missed this a few days ago but on a very related note, The Sun reported that the FBI officially closed its investigation into Prince Andrew of any wrongdoing, leaving him free to travel within the United States. Andrew literally fucking paid Virginia Giuffre a £12 million settlement with the royal family’s money and they dropped the investigation into whether he committed a crime.

Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino really did skip work on Friday amid an escalating rage at dipshit Attorney General Pam Bondi, Axios’s Marc Caputo reports after having been legitimately scooped by none other than batshit insane white nationalist conspiracy freak Laura Loomer on Friday.

Caputo – who is no joke despite taking a paycheck from the perfidious bullet point factory – gets into more detail, as he should: The Bongino vs Bondi fight specifically centers on the “missing minute” from the video from outside Epstein’s cell in the Manhattan lockup on the night in question.

Separately, and abso-fucking-lutely not helping at all, Wired reports that the video file disseminated by the Trump Regime contains metadata indicating that it was not “raw footage” from the jailhouse’s surveillance system, but was likely saved at least twice as a file from Adobe Premiere Pro or a similar editing suite. Wired cautions that in itself is not any evidence of actual tampering and could be just them stitching separate clips together in the 11-hour long file. Again, definitely not helping.

On a questionnaire from the Senate Judiciary Committee Dems obtained by CBS News, shitbag former Trump defense lawyer-turned-official-turned federal judge pick Emil Bove responded to the question of whether the convicted felon could run for a third term with an overlong “As a nominee to the Third Circuit, it would not be appropriate for me to address how this Amendment would apply in an abstract hypothetical scenario. To the extent this question seeks to elicit an answer that could be taken as opining on the broader political or policy debate regarding term limits, or on statements by any political figure, my response, consistent with the positions of prior judicial nominees, is that it would be improper to offer any such comment as a judicial nominee.”

Most other judicial nominees would probably answer the question the same way they would on whether the Constitution guarantees a right to fresh rib tips from your local Chinese place: No.

A Levittown, Pennsylvania MAGA freak who decapitated his federal employee father and held it up to the camera for a livestream audience last year while ranting about the “Biden regime” and “far-left woke mobs,” was convicted of the crime and sentenced to life in prison on Friday, the AP reports.

Justin Mohn, 33 – who testified that on January 30, 2024 he had been trying to effect a citizen’s arrest of his dad for “treason” and false statements when he shot him during a struggle and then cut his head off with a kitchen knife before holding it up in what was intended as a warning to all federal workers to get them to resign immediately – was arrested later the same day as he tried to climb the fence around a nearby National Guard base to launch his revolution against the Biden regime.

During a competency hearing last year, a defense expert said Mohn wrote a letter to the Kremlin’s ambassador to the US, seeking asylum and apologizing to dictator Vladimir Putin for Mohs claim to being czar of Russia. The judge then ruled Mohn was competent to stand trial, lol.

Unaccompanied migrant children shouldn’t be forced into labor at California marijuana facilities. pic.twitter.com/nKhEP0SXE9

— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) July 11, 2025

Marc Cohodes, an investor who has backed Glass House, the weed farm raided by ICE on Thursday, told the Los Angeles Times that the owner, Kyle Kazan, is a Trump fan. “Beyond outrageous,” said Cohodes of the raid that led to violent clashes, adding “The government is aware of cartels, illicit crime, the whole thing and yet, and yet, they decide to spend their resources going after a total legal company that pays the state of California hundreds of millions of dollars excise tax.”

Well that’s probably why it was targeted and Homeland Security is tweeting that they were employing children. Cohodes added that Glass House is “the largest cannabis cultivator in the world” and “a highly regulated business fully licensed by the state of California. It’s run by a guy named Kyle Kazan, who is an ex-cop who plays by the rules and does things by the book.”