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Second top Starmer lieutenant in under 24 hours quits over Epstein

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s Epstein shitshow got worse Monday as Comms Director Tim Allan called it quits less than 24 hours after Chief of Staff Morgan McSweeney resigned over having recommended Dirty Jeff’s pal Peter Mandelson for the US Ambassadorship, Sky News reports.

Once again, nobody in the government of Epstein’s home country associated with him has actually resigned from a government post since Alex Acosta in 2019. In fact on net more people – Dan Bongino and Marjorie Taylor Greene – have resigned after having agitated for transparency on the scumbag’s crimes than did for having any role either in his sex trafficking schemes or the cover ups.

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US embassy in UK denying visas for weed smoking, bar fights

British nationals with actual business in the US – meaning not tourists or hipsters, actors, musicians, etc but even corporate executives at the c-suite level – are finding themselves rejected over some of the pettiest shit on their criminal records, like smoking weed, bar fights, and DWIs, offenses going back to the 1970s, the Financial Times reports on the fruits of Stephen Miller’s economic genius.

“The most remarkable aspect of this has been that people who had previously been given visas in the past, with the same history, are being refused today,” said Steve Heller, a US immigration lawyer based in the UK. “We are telling clients with existing visas that they should guard them with their lives,” said other lawyer Christi Jackson. “Anybody that has a criminal irregularity – no matter how minor – is unlikely to obtain a visitor visa, in some cases even a work visa, from London right now.”

“The Trump administration is upholding the highest standards of national security and public safety through the visa process,” said the Trump regime State Department in a statement, adding they “will not tolerate foreign visitors violating our laws.” Reminder that Trump pardoned multiple foreign-born criminals including crypto money launderer Changpeng Zhao and also moved French-born convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell from a real prison to a cushy Club Fed for staying quiet.

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Surprise! Trump loses his shit over real halftime show

“The Super Bowl Halftime Show is absolutely terrible, one of the worst, EVER! It makes no sense, is an affront to the Greatness of America, and doesn’t represent our standards of Success, Creativity, or Excellence. Nobody understands a word this guy is saying, and the dancing is disgusting, especially for young children that are watching from throughout the USA, and all over the World.”

“This ‘Show’ is just a ‘slap in the face’ to our Country, which is setting new standards and records every single day – including the Best Stock Market and 401(k)s in History! There is nothing inspirational about this mess of a Halftime Show and watch, it will get great reviews from the Fake News Media, because they haven’t got a clue of what is going on in the REAL WORLD – And, by the way, the NFL should immediately replace its ridiculous new Kickoff Rule,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, very much telling on himself by having a tantrum over the official Super Bowl Halftime Show rather than praising the one with Kid Rock and those three other white people.

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HATE WATCH LIVE: Turning Point USA Halftime Show

There’s a small chance this will be an absolute disaster one way or another. Maybe not that small.

Already friggin two hours before the show even starts steaming TPUSA tweeted “Due to licensing restrictions, we are unable to stream The All-American Halftime Show on X. Head on over to our YouTube channel tonight around 8PM ET to watch the full show 🇺🇸”

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Sedentary senior citizen doesn’t like US Olympian’s opinion

“US Olympic Skier, Hunter Hess, a real Loser, says he doesn’t represent his Country in the current Winter Olympics. If that’s the case, he shouldn’t have tried out for the Team, and it’s too bad he’s on it. Very hard to root for someone like this. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday after Hess badmouthed fat Donald’s tyrannical regime during a presser.

“It brings up mixed emotions to represent the US right now I think. It’s a little hard. There’s obviously a lot going on that I’m not the biggest fan of and I think a lot of people aren’t. I think for me, it’s more I’m representing my friends and family back home, the people that represented before me, all the things that I believe are good about the US… Just ‘cuz I’m wearing the flag doesn’t mean I represent everything that’s going on in the US. I just kind of want to do it for my friends and my family and the people that supported me getting here,” Hess said on Friday. That’s not even that bad, and yet…

Sure seems like Trump said he’ll be rooting for Chinese skiers over an American.

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Starmer’s chief of staff resigns over vouching for Epstein pal

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s Chief of Staff Morgan McSweeney on Sunday owned his mistake and resigned for having sold Starmer on appointing Jeffrey Epstein’s pal Peter Mandelson as ambassador to the US, saying “The decision to appoint Peter Mandelson was wrong. He has damaged our party, our country and trust in politics itself. When asked, I advised the Prime Minister to make that appointment and I take full responsibility for that advice,” the AP reports.

It’s not clear what if any role White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles had in hiring Commerce Secretary Howard Nutlick, who on December 19, 2012 wrote “Hi Jeff, We are landing in St Thomas early Saturday and planning to head over to St Bart’s/Anguilla on Monday at some point. Where are you located (what is exact location for my captain)? Does Sunday evening for dinner sound good? I have another couple (Michael and Marcy Lehrman) with me on my boat, and each of us has 4 children- two 16’s, two 14’s, a 13, a 12, an 11, and a 7-year old. Thanks, Howard,” in an email included in the DOJ’s most recent tranche of the Epstein files. The email depicting Nutlick as having expressed intent to bring no fewer than eight children to the most notorious pedophile in American history’s private island was sent seven years after the now-Commerce Secretary had previously claimed he had ceased all contact with Jeff for being a creepy scumbag running a blackmail op.

Wiles probably didn’t hire Nutlick. If anything she most likely saw the news of his nomination in a CNBC chyron the morning after Nutlick sidled up to Trump at one of the transition period bacchanals at Mar-a-Lago in November or December of 2024, and Trump isn’t resigning nor is he ever firing Nutlick for it. Fucking Bari Weiss won’t even resign from CBS after hiring Epstein’s other pal, Dr Peter Attia, as a “wellness expert” – the Ellisons had to overrule her and fire the scumbag.

So yes, America and Europe are an ocean apart on accountability for Epstein pals.

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Villages-area cops bust golf cart chop shop operation

A 32 year-old man, described by Villages-News.com as a “squatter” who lives illegally in a trailer on private property just outside the massive corporate retirement community, was arrested by Sumter County Sheriff’s Deputies on suspicion of running a golf cart “chop shop” operation – as in stealing, dismantling, and parting out the vehicles. And man were those suspicions ultimately founded.

The deputies recognized Joshua Wayne Harrell while responding to an unrelated call within view of the trailer – and the surrounding clutch of fancy-looking golf carts, engine parts, and other miscellany strewn about the area. Harrell is currently being held at the Sumter County Detention Center on a litany of charges, including operating a chop shop, four counts of burglary, four counts of grand theft, three counts of petit theft, two counts of trespassing, and criminal mischief. The man’s palm print was linked to the theft of a $5,000 motor from a brand-new rental golf cart that was gutted outside of the Villages’ Waterfront Inn in November 2025. Power tools believed stolen from a work truck at the very same location a few months earlier were found at the trailer site.

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K$H halted Good murder probe to avoid contradicting Trump

In the days after hardcore MAGA ICE scumbag Jonathan Ross executed Renee Good in Minneapolis, agents with the city’s FBI field office started prepping a warrant for her vehicle to collect ballistic evidence as to reconstruct the trajectory of the bullets that ended her life.

Then K$H ordered them to stop, the New York Times reports, writing literally the assclown FBI chief was worried that pursuing such evidence “would contradict President Trump’s claim that Good ‘violently, willfully, and viciously ran over the ICE Officer’ who fired at her as she drove her vehicle.”

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They already know they’re gonna get crushed in the ratings

It’s kind of cut off here but you can see enough of it at the bottom of the above image in the tweet embed “Will you watch All-American Halftime Show?” (missing a “the”) seems as clear a message as any that when they first impulsively came up with the idea there was this vague feeling that somehow, some way, that it would be SO MUCH more popular than the real Super Bowl show.

And now, with just over 24 hours left it’s like “Oh fuck Summertime in Northern Michigan isn’t even going to pull a tenth of the viewership of Bad Bunny but it’s too late to back down so let’s just absolutely hammer Twitter and every other platform to obligate MAGAmericans to watch.”

OR maybe there’s another plan and by the time Monday morning dawns Catturd will be triumphal over the 110.7 billion concurrent unique livestreams that the Rumble page shows and then angrily snap over the community note stating that there are only about 9 billion living people on Earth.

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Judge orders Trump to cough up NY-NJ tunnel project funds

As expected, SDNY federal Judge Jeannette Vargas on Friday enjoined convicted felon President Trump’s regime from withholding the $6.9 billion in funding already appropriated in 2021 for the Gateway Tunnel rail project between Manhattan and North Jersey, NBC News reports.

Hilariously, it does not appear that the New York or New Jersey Attorneys General’s offices had submitted any filing mentioning the fat fuck trying to strongarm Chuck Schumer into renaming NYC’s Penn Station and Northern Virginia’s Dulles International Airport to “Trump Station” and “Trump International Airport,” with their arguments sticking to the original, publicly-stated “official” pretext of the halt – some stupid bullshit about “DEI” hiring by the contractors or whatever the hell it was.

Guess they’re saving that self-inflicted implosion of the regime’s defense for next week as Vargas ordered the parties to submit additional information within a few days. Naturally it’s impossible to find any of his fanboys raging at him for very fucking obviously not actually ever giving a shit about “DEI” if it means a monument to his glory, though maybe that’d be expecting too much from them to perceive. Especially when it’s such a boss move to extort Schumer and corruptly violate the law.

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Comer makes possibly dumbest move yet with Omar probe

“House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Chairman James Comer (R-Ky) is raising serious concerns about financial disclosures filed by Rep Ilhan Omar (D-Minn) indicating that her husband holds ownership stakes in two companies – eStCru LLC and Rose Lake Capital LLC – whose reported value unexplainably surged from $51,000 in 2023 to as much as $30 million in 2024.”

“In a letter to Rose Lake Capital LLC President and Rep Omar’s husband Timothy Mynett, Chairman Comer noted the companies’ lack of publicly available investor information and requested all documents and communications related to the finances of eStCru LLC and Rose Lake Capital,” says a Friday press release from the painfully fucking stupid House Oversight Committee chair.

Remember how every House Dem and a lot of media observers were saying Comer’s subpoena to the Clintons was extremely short-sighted and stupid because it created a precedent – one that Comer himself even admitted to – that Dems will use to squeeze Trump? Well amazingly this actually manages to top that ill-advised move because the kind of probe he wants to launch into Omar is supposed to go through the Ethics Committee who apparently, as of this writing, have not found anything approaching probable cause to investigate Omar/Mynett, nor are they in Oversight’s remit.

This has never been done before and thus here’s Comer apparently acting on orders from convicted felon President Trump who just keeps screaming about Omar evidently because his own Justice Department can’t make anything happen. Now Comer’s just handing Dems the permission structure to immediately subpoena his brother for records about their dairy farms and real estate scams, not to mention Jim Jordan’s wrestling team, Cory Mills’s imam… Shit, we could be here all day listing off all the different “avenues of inquiry” that Robert Garcia, Jamie Raskin, and the rest of the now-ranking members can use to torment their Republican colleagues if/when they get the gavels back.

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LISTEN LIVE: Another stupid Air Force One “gaggle”

Convicted felon President Trump will supposedly speak with reporters on board Air Force One as he heads to Florida for the weekend instead of doing actual work in the White House. Earlier the fat bastard ignored questions from reporters about Primategate (sorry) so let’s see how this goes.

On Friday CBS News reported that the fat fuck took it down after Tim Scott, the only Black Republican in the Senate, called the Orange Pharaoh personally to ask him to do so because it was pretty obviously insulting to all African-Americans, not just the Obamas. Trump gave Scott the same lame excuse that White House comms minions had told various outlets: That it was a staffer’s fault.

The problem, and there’s always a problem, is that demented Donald has on at least one occasion told his fans that only he and his top minion Dan Scavino have access to the account. One would have to really dig into the past patterns to sort this out but typically when Scavino’s at the wheel it’s just a flurry of right wing website articles closer to more normal working hours, not friggin 11:45 PM.

Honestly the apes thing was at the very end and it’d be easy to miss if you didn’t watch the whole thing, which is almost certainly what happened when Trump, not Scavino, posted it on Thursday night. But admitting the mistake and saying “Sorry, I wouldn’t have posted it had I known. Obviously I never liked Obama but that’s too much,” is simply outside of Trump’s irreversibly impaired faculties.

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Demented old scumbag’s latest “Sir” story indisputably falsifiable

A not-very exhaustive fact-check by CNN’s Daniel Dale reveals that, despite convicted felon President Trump’s claims during this week’s stupid “National Prayer Breakfast,” he did not secure the release, amnesty, and US asylum grant of Sudanese Christian activist Mariam Ibrahim just prior to her scheduled execution because he was not president yet when it happened in 2014.

“I did that. I did that. I did that with one phone call, actually,” Trump said. “And she had such support, it was so easy. And when I explained it to the powers that be: ‘Yes, sir, we will do it right away.’”

The Obama Administration secured her release. Dale postulates that Trump is so addled that he’s hallucinating the swift negotiation with the deferential Sudanese officials to secure Ibrahim’s release simply because she was invited to the White House in 2019. She was one of several religious persecution victims there at an event, and she probably did thank him for hosting her and what not.

In other questionable claims of credit, the fat bastard on Friday posted “The ‘Experts’ said that if I hit 50,000 on the Dow by the end of my Term, I would have done a great job, but I hit 50,000 today, three years ahead of schedule – Remember that for the Midterms, because Democrats will CRASH the Economy!” trotting out the same stupid fucking bullshit that didn’t work back in 2018 either.

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Justice Department to allow Congress to see full Epstein files

“In keeping with the Department of Justice’s commitment to maximum transparency regarding our compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act, I am writing to confirm that the Department is making unredacted versions of the more than three million pages of publicly released documents available for review by members of both Houses of Congress beginning on Monday, February 9, 2026,” says the Justice Department in a memo to every member of Congress.

“Any member of Congress who wants to review the unredacted documents will be able to do so pursuant to the protocol outlined here (1) The review will take place on computers in a reading room at the Department of Justice from 9:00am to 6:00pm Mondays through Fridays. (2) Members must give the Department’s Office of Legislative Affairs at least 24 hours’ notice of their preferred reviewing time. (3) No outside electronic devices will be allowed in the reading room.”

“(4) Members may take notes. (5) Members must abide by all applicable legal restrictions regarding the dissemination of any information reviewed. (6) The Department will keep a log of the dates and times of all members’ reviews. (7) The review is only open to members themselves; staff will not be allowed in the reading room,” the memo continued. Think of your favorite redactions and email your (or your nearest) Democratic member or Senator to make requests for specific searches.

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NYPD sergeant convicted of fatally Igloo cooler-ing fleeing suspect

A Bronx judge on Friday delivered a bench verdict of guilty in the state’s manslaughter case against 38 year-old NYPD Sgt Erik Duran in the fatal August 2023 Igloo cooler-ing of 30 year-old drug dealing suspect Erik Duprey, WABC reports. Duran and his squad had just caught Duprey – also a DoorDash driver – selling an unspecified quantity of an unspecified narcotic substance to an undercover cop when Duprey jumped back on his electric bike and attempted to flee the scene.

Duran then picked up a mid-sized red Igloo cooler and flung it at Duprey, causing the suspect to lose control of his electric bike and suffer a fatal head injury after crashing into a tree. It’s not clear when the last time an NYPD officer used anything other than a gun, a taser, or a squad car to kill a fleeing suspect. Also unclear is whom the cooler belonged to and if they’ll get it back now that the trial is over. Prosecutors with the New York Attorney General’s office displayed it in court during the trial.

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