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Victims sue Sound of Freedom asshole again in federal court

Six alleged victims of Sound of Freedom asshole Tim Ballard’s rapey coercion scheme have filed a lawsuit alleging his ruses to get them to pretend to be his wives/girlfriends during his undercover sex trafficking stings were themselves violations of the Trafficking Victims Protection Reauthorization Act because Ballard was laundering money to support it, Fox 13 Utah reports.

“Ballard and [Operation Underground Railroad] engaged in human trafficking and exploitation of women under the guise of humanitarian anti-trafficking operations,” attorneys for the women exploited by Ballard wrote in a statement to media. “Instead of rescuing women and children from trafficking, these defendants used their positions of trust to exploit and abuse and traffic women.”

Ballard, the anti-sex-trafficking activist and real-life inspiration for 2023 QAnon fan-favorite film Sound of Freedom, starring adrenochrome freak Jim Caviezel, is already accused in at least one other lawsuit of coercing Mormon housewives into sex acts when they volunteered to pose as his wife when going “undercover” on trips to third-world countries to meet with slavers and “liberate” victims. The scandal has led to the downfall of Utah Attorney General Sean Reyes, who was listed as a producer for the film and wrote himself a scene for the unlikely-to-be-made sequel.

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The Trump camp is no longer weird. It’s awkward.

Two weeks until Election Day:  Donald Trump is being forced to work, and he hates it.  Not only is Trump on the trail trying to drive up turn out and doing bro-centric podcasts, but he’s gotten so tired and unfocused he can’t properly grope former Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard during his appearance in North Carolina on Tuesday.

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Aileen Cannon on list of potential Trump 2nd term AGs

Trump is reportedly considering the Florida federal judge who threw out his federal documents case–a decision that will likely get overturned on appeal–to be his next Attorney General if he gets reelected, ABC News reports.  Judge Aileen Cannon, who was appointed to the bench by Trump, has made a number of questionable decisions in his case, and she had only sat over a handful of trials while on the federal bench before getting the Trump case.

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Former Trump Chief of Staff says he “meets definition of fascism”

If he walks like a fascist and talks like a fascist…  One of Donald Trump’s four chiefs of staff during his single term in office, John Kelly danced around directly calling Trump a fascist when a reporter for the New York Times asked him, but he said Trump “certainly falls into the general definition of fascist, for sure.”

“Well, looking at the definition of fascism: It’s a far-right authoritarian, ultranationalist political ideology and movement characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy,” Kelly said citing a definition he found online.  “So certainly, in my experience, those are the kinds of things that he thinks would work better in terms of running America,” adding, “Certainly the former president is in the far-right area, he’s certainly an authoritarian, admires people who are dictators — he has said that. So he certainly falls into the general definition of fascist, for sure.”

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Rudy Giuliani now homeless

After spending nearly $45,000 per month despite telling the court that he was “nearly homeless,” spitting coach and former attorney Rudy Giuliani is now officially homeless after a federal judge ruled he must turn over his New York apartment, his Mercedes-Benz, his watch collection and his sports memorabilia collection to two Fulton County election workers he defamed, the Associated Press reports.

The property, which will be sold, will barely scratch the surface of the $148 million Giuliani owes Ruby Freeman and her daughter, Wandrea “Shaye” Moss, for defaming them and saying they were passing drugs while rigging the results of the 2020 election.  Giuliani’s false statements causes the pair to have to quit jobs and relocate after facing the irrational wrath of MAGA.

While Rudy will lose his New York apartment, Judge Lewis Liman also ordered him to turn over his Palm Beach apartment as well, but that may be delayed as Giuliani claims the $3 million should be exempt because it’s his primary property.  Giuliani will lose his treasured New York Yankees World Series ring collection, as well sports memorabilia including a signed Joe DiMaggio jersey.  The former New York mayor, Trump lawyer, and hair dye dispenser will also lose his watch collection, which includes 25 pieces including a Rolex, two Bulovas and five Shinolas.

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Cockatoo finally out the fuckin grocer, crikey

A cockatoo that nearly a fuckin month bugged inna Coles in Sydney was snatched up by a wildlife rescuin’ crew after they chased the twat round the shop the whole time, UPI reports.

The sulphur-crested cockatoo, dubbed Mickey by some fuckin wombo, flew inna Coles in Campbelltown’s Macarthur Square shopping centeroo thru a wide open loadin dock door and was unable to get’is way out afteh. Mickey spent nearly a month fuckin around back an forth an again thru the Coles. Sydney wildlife blokes got’im now and will soon release the cunt back in the wild.

“Mickey is looking pretty healthy, all things considered and will be released back home soon. We hope he stays out of trouble and lays off the brioche for many years to come,” Sydney Metro Wildlife posted on the webaroo. Mickey best stay clear of crocos, they gettin hungry in summeh.

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McDonald’s Quarter Pounder puts 10 in hospital, one in morgue

At least one person is dead and 10 others have been hospitalized from E Coli infections linked to McDonald’s Quarter Pounders, NBC News reports and OH YEAH BY THE WAY THERE’S STILL NO PROOF KAMALA HARRIS EVER WORKED AT A MCDONALD’S LIBS! NO PROOF AT ALL!

The CDC said in total 49 cases in 10 states – mostly Colorado and Nebraska – have been LIBS DID YOU SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE OUTSIDE THE MCDONALD’S IN PENNSYLVANIA WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP SERVED DELICIOUS BURGERS AND FRIES TO SURPRISED CUSTOMERS?!?

The specific ingredient in the burger had not been identified but CDC investigators were IT WAS SUCH A STROKE OF GENIUS FROM TRUMP’S CAMPAIGN! HE REALLY CONNECTED WITH EVERYDAY AMERICANS, MANY OF WHOM WORK IN REGULAR JOBS LIKE AT MCDONALD’S!!!

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The Atlantic’s reporting confirmed

If Mark Meadows is denying it then… There’s also actual confirmation in the piece from Meadows’s predecessor, John Kelly, who confirmed to reporter that the headline about the fat fuck wanting American military leaders to be more like Hitler’s, as Kelly told writer Jeffrey Goldberg what happened when Trump first said “German generals”: “Do you mean Bismarck’s generals? I mean, I knew he didn’t know who Bismarck was, or about the Franco-Prussian War. I said, ‘Do you mean the kaiser’s generals? Surely you can’t mean Hitler’s generals? And he said, ‘Yeah, yeah, Hitler’s generals.’ I explained to him that Rommel had to commit suicide after taking part in a plot against Hitler,” Kelly said, then telling Goldberg that Trump had no idea who Rommel was.

During the George Floyd riots in 2020, Trump also told his staff that “The Chinese generals would know what to do,” specifically referring the 1989 Tiananmen Square massacre.

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Trump screamed “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” after getting bill for murdered US soldier’s funeral: report

In the middle of a long sequel to the infamous September 2020 “Suckers and Losers” report, the Atlantic details a pretty fucking sick and cruel incident of how convicted felon former President Trump reacted when handed the bill for murdered US soldier Vanessa Guillen‘s funeral after telling her family he would personally pay for it. We’re just going to copy this verbatim to not mince words:

In an Oval Office meeting on December 4, 2020, officials gathered to discuss a separate national-security issue. Toward the end of the discussion, Trump asked for an update on the [Army Secretary Ryan] McCarthy investigation [into Guillen’s murder]. Christopher Miller, the acting secretary of defense (Trump had fired his predecessor, Mark Esper, three weeks earlier, writing in a tweet, “Mark Esper has been terminated”), was in attendance, along with Miller’s chief of staff, Kash Patel. At a certain point, according to two people present at the meeting, Trump asked, “Did they bill us for the funeral? What did it cost?”

According to attendees, and to contemporaneous notes of the meeting taken by a participant, an aide answered: Yes, we received a bill; the funeral cost $60,000.

Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” He turned to his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and issued an order: “Don’t pay it!” Later that day, he was still agitated. “Can you believe it?” he said, according to a witness. “Fucking people, trying to rip me off.”

Khawam, the family attorney, told me she sent the bill to the White House, but no money was ever received by the family from Trump. Some of the costs, Khawam said, were covered by the Army (which offered, she said, to allow Guillén to be buried at Arlington National Cemetery) and some were covered by donations. Ultimately, Guillén was buried in Houston.

It goes on to recount a complicated back and forth of denials about the incident. Guillen’s family lawyer told the Atlantic the bill was never paid. The Trump campaign said “President Donald Trump never said that. This is an outrageous lie from The Atlantic two weeks before the election,” in a comment. Sounds like they’re going to have to go into serious damage control mode.

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Ohio AG announces six illegal voters found statewide

“Six individuals have been indicted for illegal voting in past elections, Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost announced today. ‘The right to vote is sacred. If you’re not a US citizen, it’s illegal to vote, whether you thought you were allowed to or not, you will be held accountable. Irregularities like this are rare, and this is a small number of cases,’ Yost said. ‘We should all be confident in the upcoming election, knowing that the laws are being enforced and will continue to be enforced,'” says a statement from the Ohio AG’s office on a total vindication for MAGA conspiracy bullshit.

Not really though. It gets even fucking lamer: Between the six of them they illegally voted in multiple elections, but going all the way back to 2008, the latest in 2020. This butthole waited until two weeks before Election Day 2024 to prosecute six fucking non-citizens who didn’t even vote in 2022.

And this was six out of 138 flagged by the Secretary of State’s office. The amount of fucking time wasted going through all this bullshit just to nab six people, three of whom last voted in 2018.

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Jamie Dimon rooting for Kamala Harris

Sources tell the New York Times that capitalist oligarch JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon is rooting for Vice President Kamala Harris to defeat convicted felon former President Trump next month, but is unwilling to say so publicly out of fear of retaliation from the Orange Hitler.

“Dimon isn’t making his stance known publicly because he’s fearful that if Mr Trump is victorious, he could retaliate against the people and companies who publicly opposed his run, his associates said. That’s a concern shared by other powerful corporate executives, and not without reason: Mr Trump has begun to increase threats of political retribution in recent weeks,” the Times writes.

Cat’s out of the bag now, Diamond Jim. Might as well just say it publicly – and he basically did last month when he debunked the fat fuck’s claim Jamie had endorsed him. Back in July the orange shitbag also denied he was considering Dimon for a cabinet position, blaming the fake news or some unnamed intern for it. Problem was that weeks earlier Trump literally said in an interview with Bloomberg that Dimon “is somebody that I would consider, sure,” for Treasury.

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The Hill seemingly run by sick freaks

“A Canadian Walmart was closed for a third day Tuesday as police probe the death of a woman whose body was found inside an oven at the store. Halifax Nova Scotia Regional Police said in a release that they were called at 9:30 pm Saturday to the location, where the 19 year-old woman was found dead inside a walk-in oven in the bakery department,” says the lede to a Tuesday Hill story about a woman who was reportedly baked alive in the large industrial-scale oven.

Maybe it’s cynicism, maybe personal enmity toward them, maybe just a delusion, but it’s hard to escape the feeling that somebody extremely sick and disturbed at the other site deliberately chose to carry this story because it turned them on or something. Not trying to throw a rock from a glass house here, we swerve out of politics all the time and deliberately so to give both us and our audience a break from the grind of a perilous stretch and – even if that’s much more our brand than theirs – we would never hold it against The Hill if and when they do the same. Some dumb crime here or wacky escaped animal story there is totally cool for them to run.

But this- this is a real stretch. How the fuck does a political news aggregator justify this? What member of their audience is going to see this as a complement to the hard-hitting Beltway and Beyond coverage? We really have to question whether this pickup decision was the product of some editor’s sick sexual fetish, like there’s a latent Ted Bundy/Jeffrey Dahmer type revealing himself suddenly at that content mill. This is like psychiatric hold-level sickness.

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North Carolina GOP official tells poll watchers to flag Latinos

The chair of the Republican Party in Lee County – yeah it’s named after Confederate General Robert E Lee, we checked – North Carolina was caught on video telling MAGA poll watchers that any voter with a Hispanic-sounding last name is to be considered “suspicious,” CBS News reports.

“If you’ve got folks that you, that were registered, and they’re missing information… and they were registered in the last 90 days before the election, and they’ve got Hispanic-sounding last names, that probably is, is a suspicious voter. It doesn’t mean they’re illegal. It just means they’re suspicious,” said Lee GOP Chair James Womack during the August Zoom poll watcher training.

Asked to explain himself, Womack told CBS News the “Hispanic-sounding last name certainly is not exclusive. We are trying to find every illegitimate voter and – and to challenge the ones that shouldn’t be voting.” He then added something about “mispronunciations” and misspellings of Latino or Arab names as a reason they could be flagged, whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean.

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Team Orange cancels “MAHA roundtable”

“Today’s virtual MAHA Town Hall has been canceled due to a change in President Trump’s schedule. President Trump, Robert F Kennedy Jr, and Tulsi Gabbard were eager to engage with you today to discuss the health crisis in our country and how we can tackle the chronic disease epidemic,” says a notice from convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign. Maybe not a coincidence this fell apart two days after Trump promoted a message of McDonald’s consumption. Could also be that the fatass appeared to fall asleep on camera again at that Latino cult event and needs a nap.

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