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Dem Ohio AG candidate vows to try, convict, and execute Trump

A Dem former member of the Ohio state House of Representatives, now running for Attorney General, is bunching up some panties over at far right propaganda site TownHall.com, who are screaming in horror that a leftist would dare suggest that convicted felon President Trump face the death penalty for his crimes against American democracy. “There is a very scary and dangerous mentality taking hold on the Left that involves their post-Trump administration fantasies and the ways they’ll weaponize the government to punish President Trump, Republican politicians, and even Republican voters,” the outlet writes about attorney and non-profit CEO Elliot Forhan.

Yes, you guessed correctly: There’s zero mention of any of the many occasions in which the fat fuck publicly called for his political opponents to be executed, the most recent being about two months ago when he had a fucking meltdown and said Senator Mark Kelly and the five other Dems should be hanged for simply reminding service members that they have a duty to disobey illegal orders.

No surprise there from Town Hall. You could however argue that Forhan – who was elected in 2022 and served only one term and then got absolutely destroyed in the 2024 primary for his state House seat – is definitely a little more direct in his pledge, saying “Hi. This is Elliot Forhan, candidate for Ohio Attorney General. I want to tell you what I mean when I say that I’m going to kill Donald Trump.”

Forhan lets it hang for juuuuust about a half second before he then explains: ” mean, I’m going to obtain a conviction rendered by a jury of his peers at a standard of proof beyond a reasonable doubt, based on evidence presented at a trial conducted in accordance with the requirements of due process, resulting in a sentence, duly executed, of capital punishment. That is what I mean when I say that I am going to kill Donald Trump.” He does not however specify what the crime is.

“This does not bode well for America’s political future. If the Democrats have decided the way to exact revenge for losing an election is to persecute the President once he leaves office, put him through a sham trial, and sentence him to death… they’re entering dangerous territory,” TownHall writes without any nod whatsoever to the practical questions. It’s as though they’ve been so goddamned pilled for so long on that exact vintage of stupid bullshit jerkoff fantasies from their own side – “LOCK HER UP! DEPORT ILHAN OMAR! SWALWELL IS GOING TO PRISON FOR BANGING FANGFANG!” – that they actually take Forhan’s ridiculous batfuckery “both literally and seriously.”

Now if TownHall and Libs of TikTok and every other MAGA chud freaking out over this is “in on the joke” or not is irrelevant because they’re reacting the way Forhan intended. There’s very little chance this guy – a Yale JD – legitimately actually fucking thinks he can make it happen. It’s just trolling designed to grab attention and force the dickheads freaking out to explain how it’s different from Donald’s bloodlust. Whether it’s actually going to work is unclear. There’s only one other guy, some older bookworm named John Kulewicz, in the Dem Ohio AG primary. If Forhan can get past him then it’ll be an interesting general should “kill Trump” become a debate topic.

Definitely has more appeal than the possibly legitimately more realistic prospect of sending him to the Hague to rot in a cell next to Rodrigo Duterte and that Serbian butcher whats-his-name.

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