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— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) December 8, 2025

Sur-fucking-prise: ProPublica reports that convicted felon President Trump twice in 1993, in two separate homes he bought in the Palm Beach, Florida area just seven weeks apart, indicated on the mortgage paperwork that both would be his “primary residence” even though he obviously lived in New York City most of the time back then. Instead he rented them out, thereby making the fat fuck guilty of the same “mortgage fraud” charge he and his minions have been trying to nail New York Attorney General Letitia James, Senator Adam Schiff, and Congressman Eric Swalwell with.

“Given Trump’s position on situations like this, he’s going to either need to fire himself or refer himself to the Department of Justice,” said mortgage finance expert and Suffolk University law professor Kathleen Engel, adding “Trump has deemed that this type of misrepresentation is sufficient to preclude someone from serving the country.” Silly Marxist, rules are for libtards.

Rejoice comrades! Bloomberg reports the Great Leader is set unveil a miraculous solution to the agricultural losses wrought by the perfidy of the kulaks and the decadent Chinese capitalists’ refusal to purchase our most bountiful crop of grain and soybeans: A $12 billion infusion of state wealth to our most productive farming collectives! The Great Leader, whose wisdom, courage, and foresight have guided our Beautiful Nation through challenges most other premiers have failed to surmount, will be hailed and beloved through the coming generations for his generosity and warmth.

His radiant orange visage and rippling muscles are to be studied and discussed at length in the most positive of terms. Any deviation from this directive will be met with disciplinary measures.

CAN’T LET GO: Rosie O'Donnell fled to Ireland after President Trump's victory but admits she still "can't resist" her fixation on him from across the pond.

The actress and comedian revealed she couldn’t last hours after promising her therapist she’d take a break from posting… pic.twitter.com/ktxPfigxaS

— Fox News (@FoxNews) December 7, 2025

Jurors who acquitted DC sandwich terrorist Sean Dunn tell CBS News that deliberations were trickier and lasted longer than one would first assume given that two of the 12 had initially voted to find Dunn guilty of the misdemeanor charge brought by US Attorney Jeanine “Judge Box-o-Wine” Pirro after she failed at least once to get a grand jury to stick him with a felony assault count.

“I thought we’d be out of there quickly. This case had no ‘grounding.’ He threw a sandwich at the agent because he knew it wouldn’t hurt. A reasonable person wouldn’t think a sandwich is a weapon,” said one of the jurors, explaining that the two holdouts were afraid of sending a message that it’s okay to throw shit at federal law enforcement officers. Not the worst reason for it and certainly better than simple politics. Obviously the holdouts ended up caving, otherwise there would’ve been a mistrial, something the jurors credited the foreperson’s management skills with.

However many wars convicted felon President Trump claims to have solved at this point make that one fewer as a new flare-up of violence has killed at least one Thai soldier and four Cambodian civilians along the disputed border between the two Southeast Asian countries, the AP reports.

“Thailand has never wished for violence. I’d like to reiterate that Thailand has never initiated a fight or an invasion, but will never tolerate a violation of its sovereignty,” said Thai Prime Minister Anutin Charnvirakul said in a televised speech after the the flare-up of the carnage.

Convicted felon President Trump’s minions working to get a grand jury to return another bullshit indictment against former FBI Director James Comey will have to do so without access to certain “evidence” – apparently obtained without a warrant – from Comey’s friend and advisor Dan Richman, CNN reports. Comey may or may not have relied on Richman to act as a cut-out to feed leaks to the media during the 2016-2017 investigations into Trump and his minions’ connections to Russia.

Which is the entire premise of the alleged perjury case against him, that Richman was employed by the FBI at the time that Comey used him as the cut-out and Comey said no when Ted Cruz asked him about that during a hearing – in pretty the most confusing way possible. The whole thing’s so deep in the weeds on top of being incredibly fucking stupid and on top of that having been rushed by an extremely incompetent insurance lawyer a few days into her new job as the top prosecutor in what’s arguably the third or fourth most important federal court jurisdictions in the United States.

Oh and then there’s also the unanswered question of whether any new indictment would be lawful given that the statute of limitations expired just days after the first one was returned.

Stung by ABC’s George Stephanopoulos’s skepticism that he knows nothing about Trump pardoning former Honduran President/drug cartel boss Juan Orlando Hernandez, Republican Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt on Sunday shot back and exposed Slopodopoulos’s skepticism as a “Democrat talking point,” and then utterly demolishing the biased propagandist with the receipts on his terrible ratings.

BOOM!

An anonymous White House aide tells NBC News that the Trump Maladministration is “now cleaning up what” Democrats “still don’t have any actual solutions for. It’s more of a narrative thing than a substantive thing,” while hyping up convicted felon President Trump’s upcoming economic speech in Pennsylvania. “With the trip coming up here, it’s more to reiterate or underscore that we’ve been working on this since Day 1. That’s not changing anytime soon,” the Trump minion continued.

That anonymous quote in the middle of a lengthy story headlined “Republicans worry they’re not doing enough on affordability” pretty perfectly nails exactly where everyone who had been paying attention a year ago thought we’d be right about now: Trump and his ball-sucking cultists loved inflation when it was something to campaign on, hate it now that it’s continued – and in many respects gotten worse – on their watch. The “solution” under a second Biden or first Harris term was to not do anything drastic and just let wage growth catch up with prices eventually. But it’s hard to campaign on that so instead we got fucking tariffs, deliberate expiration of government health insurance subsidies, and mass deportations of cheap labor in the housing, restaurant, agricultural, and other sectors sensitive to shortages – “substantive” shit that Dems can and will run on.

Again, this is how they’re hyping Trump’s upcoming road show – if it even happens.

Newly-pardoned corrupt Democratic Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar tells Politico he’s asked House Republicans, specifically spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan, to investigate the federal prosecutors who charged him and his wife with accepting $600,000 worth of bribes from some Mexican and Azerbaijani scumbags and nearly got them put in prison for God knows how long.

“I really think what they did was wrong,” Cuellar said on Friday, apparently continuing to play along with the kayfabe so he can get reelected since well he’s already been pardoned.

Last night a vehicle approached our property and opened fire.

No one was hurt.

Our security team is reviewing the incident and will be relaying the report to appropriate law enforcement

This is the price we pay for speaking out against evil.

— Tim Pool (@Timcast) December 6, 2025

After two years of cancelation by secularist globalist Benjamin Netanyahu’s genocidal wars, Palestinian Christians in Jesus Christ’s birthplace of Bethlehem are saying Merry Christmas again and have lit up the Little Town’s Christmas tree hoping for tourists to show up and celebrate where it all started, the BBC reports on a triumph for Christianity over the haters and losers.

“It’s been a bad two years of silence; no Christmas, no jobs, no work,” says Bethlehem Mayor Maher Canawati. “We’re all living here from tourism and tourism was down to zero. Some may say it’s not appropriate and others say it’s appropriate. But deep inside my heart, I felt this was the right thing to do because Christmas should never be stopped or cancelled. This is the light of hope for us.”

Cope and seethe, you “Happy Holidays”-loving woke Marxist pussies. Merry Christmas is back.

“Why would Fox and Friends Weekend (of all things?) put on a ‘Stockbroker’ named Peter Schiff, a Trump hating loser who has already proven to be wrong. Either the show made a mistake, or it is heading in a different direction. He thinks prices are going up when, in fact, they are coming substantially down. Gasoline hit $1.99 a gallon yesterday, in certain states, and is down BIG since Biden. Other prices are almost all down. Biden caused the AFFORDABILITY CRISIS, I’M FIXING IT, along with everything else! Much of it, like the Border, is already fixed. Check out the ‘booker’ who put this jerk on!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Saturday morning.

ICE just conducted a raid by Taco Giro in Tucson – a small mom-and-pop restaurant that has served our community for years.

When I presented myself as a Member of Congress asking for more information, I was pushed-aside and pepper sprayed. pic.twitter.com/gPx0p3IXP2

— Rep. Adelita Grijalva (@Rep_Grijalva) December 5, 2025

Longshot MAGA Republican Florida gubernatorial hopeful James Fishback appears to be even a longer shot as state propaganda outlet Florida’s Voice decided to do some actual journalism for a change and wrote a deeply reported piece on how Fishback, about 30 or 31, had a then-16 year-old girlfriend living with him as recently as 2021. The now-legal adult woman, Keniah Fort, laid it all out in a petition for a restraining order filed back in January, accusing Fishback of effectively grooming her.

It’s not like this asshole ever had a serious chance against Trump-endorsed ex-felon Congressman Byron Donalds but it’s just funny how rigorous and professional a freaking Pravda like Florida’s Voice can be when they want to squash a pest skittering around the state Republican Party.

Otherwise it’s just styrofoam agitprop starring assclowns like “Randy Fine rips Democrats, calls illegal immigration the top driver of unaffordability” as though that fat fuck doesn’t have a Papa John’s employing undocumented workers from Pakistan on speed dial. Or a Little Caesars, whatever.

Sorry fanboys. You wanted this one badly, but them’s the breaks. NBC News reports that DC pipe bombing suspect was indeed all in on “Stop the Steal” in the aftermath of the 2020 election.

Netflix on Friday announced they’ve outbid Paramount-Skydance in the quest to buy up Warner Bros, a merger that will theoretically happen if for some reason convicted felon President Trump and his incel fanboy Brendan Carr don’t find a way to block it because Netflix is “woke” and signed that multi-million dollar documentary production deal with Barack Obama, CNBC reports.

However the acquisition will still end up seeing CNN, TNT, the Discovery Channel, and other cable networks spun off into a separate entity that would be prey for some MAGA billionaire to gut CNN and inevitably turn it into a state media propaganda outlet like the Ellisons did with CBS.

FBI Director K$H Patel, already taking shit from all sides due to his profligate waste, fraud, and abuse of federal taxpayer resources – as well as just overall gross incompetence – appears to have topped even himself sources tell MS Now that Patel on at least two occasions ordered FBI agents on the security detail protecting his girlfriend, 27 year-old country “star” Alexis Wilkins – who shouldn’t even have a security detail in the first place – to escort her friends home after a night out drinking.

At least one of these times Patel personally called the agent in charge of the detail and yelled at them to drive Wilkins’s friend home from some club in Nashville, over that agent’s objections.

“Not only is the assignment of FBI SWAT personnel to a security detail to protect his girlfriend inappropriate, directing these highly trained professionals to babysit his girlfriend’s friend is outrageous, and demonstrative of Kash Patel’s complete lack of judgment and integrity,” said former FBI agent and MS Now contributor Christopher O’Leary. “FBI agents serve the public and swear an oath to protect and defend the Constitution. This is clearly a long way from that.”

Chicago would rather remain one of the most dangerous cities in our country rather than tackle their out of control crime problem.

This is what the Churches are teaching to their parishioners:

“Our baby Jesus has zip ties on his hands because that was an actual incident that… pic.twitter.com/NCauw0fGxy

— Katie Miller (@KatieMiller) December 5, 2025