A statue depicting convicted felon President Trump and his now-deceased sex-trafficker pal Jeffrey Epstein holding hands and skipping merrily reappeared on DC’s National Mall in front of the Capitol this week following its unceremonious September 24th removal, NBC News reports.

The statue, titled “Best Friends Forever,” and featuring a plaque reading “In honor of friendship month, we celebrate the long-standing bond between President Donald J Trump and his closest friend Jeffrey Epstein,” was installed by a group called “The Secret Handshake.” The first time it was installed was via a lawful permit filed with and granted by the National Park Service – who then said they’d yanked it over some red tape-y “compliance” reason – but it’s not clear what if anything about the statue has been changed or if there’s even been a permit granted for its return to the spot.

These guys are just fucking weird. It’s weirder than it is trollish, insulting, ball-spiking, lib-owning, etc. Far weirder. The “joke” just doesn’t land and they look like stupid Facebook uncles.

The 33 year-old son of deceased Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe was arrested Wednesday after being caught with a whopping two grams of marijuana in his vehicle, the BBC reports.

Or maybe it was 0.2 grams. There’s a discrepancy in the arrest report. What is known is that Robert Mugabe Jr was stopped for driving the wrong way down a one-way street in the small African country’s capital city of Harare. Cops then said in a statement that five people in a “syndicate linked to him” were also arrested but it’s not clear if this was actually at the scene of the traffic stop.

Those five suspects were found to be in possession of 25 bags of marijuana and six ecstasy pills, but again, further details as to the nature of this “syndicate” were not available. What is clear however is that the Mugabe family has had a mixed relationship with the current Zimbabwean regime led by the old man’s former top lieutenant, Emmerson Mnangagwa. The Mugabes had accused Mnangagwa of betraying Robert, who ruled for 37 years until he was forced to resign at age 93 in 2017 and then died two years later. Widow Grace Mugabe had aimed to succeed her husband but was sidelined by Mnangagwa’s minions in some kind of soft palace coup.

Bobby Jr did however in 2022 speak at a rally in support of Mnangagwa’s party in what was billed as a public reconciliation. Guess that was kind of like a George P Bush moment that went nowhere.

Former Texas MAGAchurch Pastor Robert Morris, who served on convicted felon President Trump’s “spiritual advisory council” during his first campaign in 2016 and until June 2024 led the large Gateway Church chain of congregations – and, per Morris’s lawyer, had in 2007 told molestation victim Cindy Clemishire she was the one who had “initiated inappropriate behavior” by entering his guest room “and getting in bed with him,” on Christmas in 1980 when Clemshire was 12 and Morris was 20 or 21 and he had been staying with her family in Oklahoma – pleaded guilty Thursday to five counts of lewd and indecent acts with a child after evading accountability for decades, CNN reports.

Morris was sentenced to 10 years, all but six months of it suspended, and will register as a sex offender for the rest of his miserable life. He leaves behind a now-steadily collapsing set of congregations that once boasted of attendance in the hundreds of thousands at multiple churches.

“The Court has reviewed Defendants’ Suggestion of Recusal (ECF [22]), which was filed by Defendants three days after the Court’s telephonic scheduling conference with the parties and less than 24 hours before the scheduled hearing on Plaintiffs’ Motion for Temporary Restraining Order. Although the Court does not believe that recusal is required under either federal law or the Code of Conduct for United States Judges, because it is necessary that the focus of this lawsuit remain on the critically important constitutional and statutory issues presented by the parties, the undersigned US District Judge hereby recuses himself. The Clerk of the Court has informed the undersigned that this case has been randomly reassigned to US District Judge Karin J Immergut,” says an order from Oregon US District Judge Michael Simon, husband of Dem Congresswoman Suzanne Bonamici recusing when, as he noted, he really didn’t have to but didn’t want to be a distraction.

You’ll never guess which president appointed Immergut. Hint: He’s fat and orange. Doesn’t mean she’s another Aileen Cannon, it just means she might be and it will fucking suck for Portland.

A 92 year-old Idaho man is under arrest and facing two counts of attempted murder after drove about 200 miles to Layton, Utah armed with a Glock and intent on killing his asshole nephew and niece-in-law over an inheritance dispute, buuuuuut some other stuff happened, per KTVX.

First, in a total senior moment Billy Nevills forgot where the nephew lives and couldn’t figure out the GPS app on his phone. Then, when he decided to book a hotel room and figure out his next move, Nevills kind of told the staff there he was in town to murder his nephew and niece-in-law. Big mistake, because they then called the cops who came by and well he told them that yes, he was indeed in town to murder his nephew and niece-in-law to avenge the inheritance dispute.

According to Nevills, his wife’s sister had willed Mrs Nevills – now in a memory care facility – an unstated but probably considerable sum of money but at some point the nephew had took advantage of his aunt and scammed her into diverting “the entirety of the sister’s inheritance” to him instead, screwing Mrs Nevills when her healthcare bills are getting expensive. Billy Nevills told cops he planned on blasting the punk and his wife before turning himself in immediately and that they’d be dead already if he’d figured out his phone’s GPS. And maybe kept the murder plan to himself.

KTVX unfortunately did not print the names of the niece or nephew, much less their side of the story, if any. If this is all true – and nobody should question Billy’s honesty so much as maybe his perception – then yeah they should stop being cunts and just pay the old lady’s nursing home bills.

“Plaintiffs the State of Oregon and the City of Portland challenge the federalization and deployment of 200 Oregon National Guardsmen to protect federal property and federal personnel in Oregon. One of the members of Congress representing Plaintiff the City of Portland and Judge Simon’s spouse, Representative Suzanne Bonamici, has interfaced, in her official capacity, with each Defendant on the subject of this suit. She has told Defendants that she ‘reject[s] [the] decision to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon,’ and she ‘demand[ed]… that [they] rescind [their] order.'”

“Representative Bonamici has made factual assertions and offered legal conclusions about the propriety of deploying Guardsmen, suggesting that the deployment would result in ‘violations of law.’ She also participated in and spoke at a press conference with Governor Tina Kotek and Plaintiffs’ other elected officials the day before this lawsuit was filed on the very subject of this suit and is seen standing behind and then next to Governor Kotek in a video that Plaintiffs hyperlink to in their complaint. To be sure, Defendants recognize that Judge Simon and Representative Bonamici speak for themselves, not for each other. Nonetheless, the unique factual, legal, and political role that Judge Simon’s spouse has played in the central events of this lawsuit may create the appearance of partiality. The principles of Section 455 therefore counsel in favor of recusal. The significant public interest in this lawsuit likewise makes it vital that the Court endeavorsto ensure public confidence in the outcome of litigation by removing any possible perception of partiality,” writes the DOJ in a memo pre-excusing a loss in court for the Trump Regime on the Oregon troop deployment.

Simon should say he’ll recuse as soon as every Supreme Court justice who has a spouse who showed support for “Stop the Steal” or if that justice was appointed by the fat fuck automatically recuses from every and any case involving his reich or his personal interest comes before the court.

After he was done saying he didn’t believe the polls finding that more respondents blame Republicans than Democrats for the government shutdown, MAGA Georgia Congressman Rich McCormick on Thursday told CNN that, rather than unfucking the whole ACA health insurance subsidy situation like Dems are demanding, the government should instead “revise the way we do healthcare altogether” and “address the waste, fraud, and abuse in the system” with greedy health insurance companies – as though the GOP would ever propose anything remotely like that.

Convicted felon President Trump this week sent a memo notifying several Congressional committees that the United States is in a state of “armed conflict” with “unlawful combatants” in Latin American drug cartels, apparently some kind of pretzel-logic ass-covering attempt to have a legal basis for bombing whoever and whatever they want, the New York Times reports.

A new Axios/Harris survey finds a plurality of overall respondents at 47 percent say that groceries are harder to afford than they were a year ago when convicted felon President Trump was promising to lower them dramatically if a few hundred thousand swing state voters would just save him from dying in prison. Another 34 percent say they’re “about the same,” which isn’t lower, and 19 percent say they’re “Easier to afford.” Split by partisanship, sur-fucking-prise, it’s Republicans pushing that up at 29 percent saying they’re cheaper. But the self-delusion only goes so far as 34 percent of MAGA voters still say more expensive and 37 percent claim prices are about the same.

Interestingly independents were actually slightly more likely (54 percent) than Dems to say prices are up (50 percent), respectively, and less likely to say they’re down too: 19 percent of Dems said groceries are cheaper to 13 percent of indies. Weird and not the good kind of weird for the Regime.

Of course this being an Axios “Vibes” Survey by supreme anal plug Mark Penn‘s Harris Poll – the douchey branding hammering home the insufferable, GOP ball-slobbering loathsomeness of the two outfits – there has to be a cringey quote from some twat nervously trying to laugh it off.

“The midterms might hinge on a ‘Cleanup on Aisle 4!'” said Harris Poll CEO John Gerzema and good God that is so depressing that this fucker actually said that. This is a grown man and he thought that would come across as “lighthearted.” Fuck. “It’s such a visible signal that life is harder today than it was even last year when we were in an election cycle,” Gerzema continued, adding voters “don’t feel like things are changing fast enough. This is going to be a significant issue for the president.”

European black metal acts Satanic Warmaster, Weltmacht, Acherontas, Horna, and Infernum – all of whom are explicitly Neo-Nazi and/or are signed to an underground Neo-Nazi-tied German label called “No Colours” – are among the dozens of other hardcore bands forced to drop out of this weekend’s “Metal Threat Festival” in Chicago after their erstwhile ideological allies in convicted felon President Trump’s regime denied them visas to perform, Hell on Earth Metalzine reports.

Making the fuckup even more stupid – and on the regime’s own terms of selective admittance to troll the libs, like with those white trash Afrikaner “refugees” – is the fact that Polish Neo-Nazi act Graveland are still on the bill, apparently encountering no issues. So is Colombian-formed, Seattle-based band Inquisition, formerly signed to No Colours and fronted by a vocalist who goes by “Dagon,” who in 2009 was convicted of possession of child pornography. It’s not clear if “Dagon” is a citizen or not but they and other US-based Nazi metal band Grand Belial’s Key were the reason the original venue canceled, delaying the festival a full year. Nearly half of the roughly 100 acts originally booked have dropped out, mainly the international ones due to the regime’s visa denials.

The organizer was dead set against replacing them with “a bunch of irrelevant US bands.” At least the MAGA metal fans who do attend will (probably) get to see “Dagon” perform “14 Showerheads, 1 Gas Tight Door” which was about you already guess what that sick pedophile fuck meant.

Kremlin goons on Thursday charged Maxim Kruglov, the deputy leader of liberal Yabloko party, with “deliberately spreading lies about the Russian army” in two 2022 Telegram posts in which he called on dictator Vladimir Putin to stop the invasion of Ukraine, Reuters reports.

Yabloko has zero seats in Russia’s federal parliament. Its reach is limited to a handful of regional legislatures. That they even exist – for now – is kind of impressive. Might not be much longer.

“This Halloween, Cold Stone Creamery® is serving all treats, and no tricks! Now through October 31, 2025, we have conjured the return of Boo Batter™ Ice Cream to bring back a ghoul-favorite Creation™, a bewitchingly good Shake and a spooktacular Ice Cream Taco. The Treat or Treat™ Creation™ is a monstrous mix of Boo Batter™ Ice Cream with KIT KAT®, Halloween OREO® Cookies and M&M’S®. Get your broomsticks ready and rally your coven for the Witches’ Boo Shake.”

“Made with Boo Batter™ Ice Cream, Halloween OREO® Cookies, Whipped Topping and Spooky Sprinkles, this shake is wickedly delicious. The last item on this haunted lineup is the Boo Batter™ Ice Cream Taco. Guests can sink their fangs into Boo Batter™ Ice Cream wrapped in an orange waffle taco, coated with Chocolate and Spooky Sprinkles,” says a press release from the ice cream retailer.

Evidently they’re rejecting the light of Jesus Christ and turning down a dark path to evoke ungodly, horrifying sigils of the undead, swirling in the colors of rotted, putrefying flesh into their product.

“THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO GIVE YOUR HEALTHCARE MONEY TO ILLEGAL ALIENS AND OPEN OUR BORDERS TO THE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD, A DEADLY COMBINATION BECAUSE EVERYBODY WILL COME!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, evidently calculating that if he lies “loud” enough people not already in his cult will believe it.

“I have a meeting today with Russ Vought, he of PROJECT 2025 Fame, to determine which of the many Democrat Agencies, most of which are a political SCAM, he recommends to be cut, and whether or not those cuts will be temporary or permanent. I can’t believe the Radical Left Democrats gave me this unprecedented opportunity. They are not stupid people, so maybe this is their way of wanting to, quietly and quickly, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” the fat fuck then posted.

It was 363 days ago when Trump posted “Lyin’ Kamal Harris, who refuses to do interviews or press conferences because she has no idea how to answer the questions, and is now losing in the polls, continues to make a thing called Project 2025 the central theme of her campaign, advertising and all. Lyin’ Kamala has been informed, legally, that I have, and had, nothing to do with it, NEVER READ IT, NEVER SAW IT, but her ads continue, full blast. When you see them talking about Project 2025, remember, Kamala is lying,” and then some shit about a cease and desist. It was the third time during the campaign that he posted that he’d had nothing to do with it and didn’t know anything about the fascist final solution for democracy. Must be getting hard to keep his lies straight.

Senate Majority Leader John Thune and one of his top minions, Majority Whip John Barasso, were spotted by Politico Playbook outside of a Dollar Tree on Michigan Ave NE in DC on Wednesday evening. The senators were eating directly out of cans of what appeared to be Dinty Moore beef stew, “Sunny Select” saltine crackers, and “Fiddle Faddle” brand caramel popcorn on top of the trunk of a 2012 Honda Accord as they talked strategy for winning the shutdown fight with Dems, their apparent economy choices for the meal some sort of play for positive optics during the crisis.

Just kidding. Playbook wrote “Thune, Senate Majority Whip John Barrasso and other GOP pals dining last night at swanky Capitol Hill hotspot Bistro Cacao – where filet mignon and magret de canard go for $45 a head and the cabernet sauvignon list ranges from $60 to $750 a bottle, per Playbook’s Adam Wren. Fine dining on the first night of a government shutdown? Those Democratic attack lines almost write themselves,” emphasis theirs because French menu items italicized.

A suspect was shot by police responding to a report of a stabbing attack outside of a synagogue in Manchester, England on Thursday, the AP reports on yet more not great news while the UK is already a powder keg of racial/ethnic tensions wrought by right wing nationalists.

Former Fox News sexual harassment victim Megyn Kelly lost her shit earlier this week over the selection of rapper Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl’s halftime show artist, calling it a “middle finger to MAGA” because Bad Bunny sometimes dresses in women’s clothing, probably because he’s confident in his sexuality and thus can comfortably joke around like JD Vance did in college.