“Self proclaimed New York City Communist, Zohran Mamdani, who is running for Mayor, will prove to be one of the best things to ever happen to our great Republican Party. He is going to have problems with Washington like no Mayor in the history of our once great City. Remember, he needs the money from me, as President, in order to fulfill all of his FAKE Communist promises. He won’t be getting any of it, so what’s the point of voting for him? This ideology has failed, always, for thousands of years. It will fail again, and that’s guaranteed!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday after idiot Mayor Eric Adams finally dropped his reelection bid the previous afternoon.

The fat bastard then declared he’s imposing 100 percent tariffs on foreign-made films and furniture.

“NASA has selected Melwood Horticultural Training Center Inc. of Upper Marlboro, Maryland, to provide custodial, janitorial, landscaping, and recycling services for the agency’s Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Maryland. The Facilities Custodial and Landscaping award is a firm-fixed-price hybrid completion and indefinite-delivery/indefinite-quantity contract. The contract includes one 12-month base period and up to four 12-month options with a potential contract value of approximately $36 million if all options are exercised. The basic period of performance begins Wednesday, Oct 1, 2025, and ends Sept 30, 2026. The four option periods, if exercised, would extend the contract through Sept 30, 2030,” says a NASA press release about their landscaping contract, appearing on the same page where they hyped their press conference about the Perseverance rover potentially finding evidence of fossilized microbial life on Mars. Not that the transparency is unwelcome or unexpected it’s just maybe there could be some other place for it.

Anyway, somebody fucked up. Badly. Melwood CEO Larysa Kautz is a Biden donor. And she’s not like one of those corporate suits who donates to both parties just to play both ends. In fact her record on OpenSecrets lists not a single R in the recipients column. Fire Sean Duffy, pronto, lol.

After convicted felon President Trump’s regime announced earlier this month that they were charging $100,000 for every H-1B visa but before the fucking idiots clarified that the fee was only being imposed on new applicants, major employers in tech and other sectors urged current H-1Bs on their payroll to get their asses back stateside immediately within the next two days. Naturally this prompted a mad rush for those who were abroad at the time to book their flights and, per AFP, a similar rush by MAGAmericans on 4chan to, in their words, “clog the toilet” by going through the booking process on airline sites to jam India-to-US flights and select tickets that they never intended to buy, screwing people who at the time believed they had just hours to make it back.

“Indians are just waking up after the H1B news. Want to keep them in India? Clog the flight reservation system!” said the 4chan thread that was passed around on Telegram and other platforms popular with resentful white nationalist incels who enjoy such stochastic pursuits.

“It was hard for me to book a ticket and I paid a huge fare for the panic travel,” said engineer Amrutha Tamanam, who had been visiting family back home in India when she got word she would have to get back to the US pretty much immediately. She spent hours during that window trying to book a flight, eventually succeeding and paying $2,000 for the ultra high-demand seat, at least some of that price thanks to the sexless 4chaners who gleefully posted shit like “I got 100 seats locked,” and “Currently clogging the last available seat on this Delhi to Newark flight.”

Russia’w guys lost and badly in Moldova’s Sunday’s general election and, unsurprisingly, the Kremlin’s extremist leadership are claiming “election interference,” complaining specifically that the incumbent pro-European Union Moldovan government opened only two polling locations inside of Russia to allow for Moldovans abroad to cast their ballots, Reuters reports.

“Hundreds of thousands of Moldovans were deprived of the opportunity to vote in the Russian Federation due to the fact that only two polling stations were open to them,” said rapey mustache guy Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov as though a small country attempting to escape the Putin Regime’s imperial aspirations and constant electoral subterfuge should be working harder to facilitate further electoral subterfuge by the Putin Regime. What a fucking asshole, lol.

At this point, this reaches the threshold of domestic terrorism.

This is no longer “inflammatory”, it is criminal.

18 U.S. Code § 2331 – Definitions

No one is above the law, @CAgovernor https://t.co/oY0neqO638 pic.twitter.com/DauIA553zV

— Derrick Van Orden (@derrickvanorden) September 27, 2025

“Let the third world in… become the third world. You’re either American, or you’re not. These people chose poorly… NOT Americans” – Top comment on Blaze Media’s article “Grotesque Halloween display shows MAGA mannequins hanging by rope with Mexican flag flying above,” posted Friday.

Sure sounds a lot more like a circa 2018 MAGA comment than what a 2025 one should after how many goddamned petabytes of content on the internet told us that Trump fanboys ❤️ Latinos now after so many had stepped up for them last year in crucial swing states. But guess it’s been eight months since that the whole implicit “family-oriented” agreement that the longtime fanboys knew was bullshit was instantly abrogated and Latinos are no longer of any use. Thus it’d be too much to react as they would if the flags weren’t there at all and called the homeowners “sick libtards.”

Oh and the byline says the article was written by a Blaze Media reporter named Carlos Garcia.

From a Facebook post by the Hernando County, Florida Sheriff’s Office: “On 07-04-2025, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children received information in regards to the possession of child pornography. The information was later assigned to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office for further investigation. After investigation probable cause was established to support a search warrant for a residence on Argyll Drive in Spring Hill. On 09-26-2025, members of the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office executed the search warrant at the aforementioned residence.”

“Upon executing the search warrant, contact was made with Jordan Joseph Williams DOB/08-11-1997. While speaking with Williams, he confirmed all account identifiers and confirmed he was the owner of the account in question. Williams later stated that he would use a popular social media site to access and view links of child pornography. While searching the residence multiple items of evidence were collected to include a childlike sex doll. When Williams was confronted with this information, he claimed it was a cheaper sex toy. Williams was a youth leader at VineLife Church in Brooksville. Williams was arrested and transported to the Hernando County Detention Center on the following charges: Possession of Child Pornography (35 Counts), Possession of a Child-Like Sex Doll (1 Count), Unlawful use of a Two-Way Communication Device (1 Count). NO BOND.”

Williams, a registered Republican and apparently a Harry Potter fan upset that a Black dude was cast in the upcoming HBO remake series as Severus Snape, who was played by now-deceased caucasian actor Alan Rickman in the 2001-2011 films, was quickly disavowed by the VineLife Church.

“Some of the highest quality 24 Karat Gold used in the Oval Office and Cabinet Room of the White House. Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, ‘freak out’ when they see the quality and beauty. Best Oval Office ever, in terms of success and look!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday.

Earlier this month some Twitter users determined, with a high degree of confidence, that the fat fuck had simply bought cheap bullshit from Home Depot and had them spray painted with a gold color before gluing them to the fixtures in the Oval Office.

“There’s has been an active shooter at the church of Latter Day Saints on McCandlish Rd. There are multiple victims and the shooter is down. There is NO threat to the public at this time. The church is actively on fire. For people on site, the reunification site is the pavilion to the north. Offsite reunification will be at Trillium theater at Holly and McCandlish PLEASE AVOID THE AREA!!” says the Grand Blanc, Michigan Police Department in a Facebook post after the Sunday attack.

Now of course the MAGA media machine are going through the usual motions…

Senate Majority Leader John Thune on Sunday told NBC’s Kristen Welker she should reach a deal with Congressional Republican to avoid a shutdown if she’s worried about federal government workers getting laid off. While obviously when Thune used her “you” in that sentence he really was addressing Congressional Dems… probably. He doesn’t seem as pilled as Megyn Kelly is these days, but “you” never know, right? Later in the above clip Thune stressed the importance of American taxpayers bailing out his state’s soybean farmers – whose access to Chinese markets had been completely annihilated by convicted felon President Trump’s stupid trade war – or otherwise he’ll be forced to continue to not do his job as leader of half of a coequal branch of the government.

“At 500 AM AST (0900 UTC), the center of Hurricane Humberto was located near latitude 23.9 North, longitude 63.3 West. Humberto is moving toward the west-northwest near 13 mph. A turn toward the northwest is expected this morning, followed by a turn to the north-northwest on Monday evening. Humberto is forecast to then turn north-northeastward and move west of Bermuda by Tuesday evening. Maximum sustained winds are near 155 mph (250 km/h) with higher gusts. Humberto is an extremely dangerous category 4 hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale. Humberto should remain a powerful major hurricane for the next few days.”

“Hurricane-force winds extend outward up to 35 miles from the center and tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 140 miles (220 km). The estimated minimum central pressure is 929 mb (27.44 inches). Swells generated by Humberto will continue to affect portions of the northern Leeward Islands, the Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and Bermuda through much of this week. Swells from Humberto will also affect the US East Coast beginning Monday. These swells are likely to cause life-threatening surf and rip current conditions,” says a National Hurricane Center bulletin.

North and South Carolina Governors Josh Stein and Henry McMaster have already declared states of emergency though the storm is not currently forecast to make a direct hit on either state’s coast.

Wisconsin MAGA Republican former Navy SEAL and transgender internet porn enthusiast Bill Berrien on Friday threw in the towel on his anti-transgender-centric gubernatorial campaign, the Associated Press reports, citing a lengthy statement in which Berrien concluded that he “had no idea that running for political office could be almost as dangerous” as “hunting down war criminals in Bosnia.”

The end came just days after the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel tracked down Berrien’s account on blogging platform Medium and found that, among other unconventional content creators, the family values conservative follows a “queer, trans, non-binary adult performer” who goes by “Jiz Lee,” a person whom Team Berrien insisted their principal did not know was trans when he followed Lee and upvoted their post about “ethical porn.” Nevertheless it was, for obvious reasons, a bad look for a candidate whose ads featured him saying “take it from a dad and a coach, I will keep boys out of our daughters’ sports and locker rooms” and another in which Berrien praised convicted felon President Trump for “protecting our daughters’ sports” from trans athletes, leading him to call it quits.

Possibly accelerating the end was the Wednesday launch of Cheesehead State MAGA Congressman Tom Tiffany’s gubernatorial bid, which itself could have been hastened or maybe even spurred by the Journal-Sentinel’s dogged investigative reporting on Berrien’s proclivities. That launch makes Tiffany now the 14th House Republican to announce their intent to exit DC ahead of the 2026 midterms, slightly outpacing the pre-2018 midterm exodus in anticipation of that cycle’s Blue Wave.

Now WPR’s reporting says Tiffany had been “teasing” the bid for a while and it may indeed be that he was going to enter whether Berrien was publicly revealed to be a freak or not, the timing seems pretty unlikely to have been merely coincidental. Factor in that Berrien owns a specialized manufacturing company that does $16 million a year in revenue per RocketReach and thus would’ve been able to self-fund a lot of his campaign, likely posing what would’ve been a formidable “political outsider” challenge to a seven-term deep red district lifer like Tiffany – if not for the Jiz Lee thing.

Now just to get one thing out of the way, even though it says “Based on a true story” at the end of the opening credits of Fire in The Sky doesn’t mean it’s is a 1:1 retelling of the mysterious events in and around Snowflake, Arizona in November 1975. The legitimately fucking terrifying abduction sequence, especially the part where our very stupid hero Travis stumbled into the cocooned and putrified remains of a fellow alien kidnapping victim who met a gruesome fate, did not happen in real life. Travis Walton’s experience on the spacecraft was a lot more inscrutable and idiosyncratic.

It may not have actually happened in real life either but at least in his version the interior of the alien ship was hygienic and clean and doesn’t make a Russian army field hospital look like Cedars-Sinai or NYU Langone in comparison. Also our other hero Mike Rogers’ younger sister probably didn’t overact that badly when asking “Where is he Mike?!? Where is he Mike?!? Where is he?!?” after he tells her Travis got sucked into an alien spaceship like a chimp being shot with a tranq dart and hauled away for a thorough examination by primatologists. And that goddamned town hall scene was so lame but not even a tenth as lame as the brief glimpse of a wise old indigenous American man, with the native pipe music playing for like 10 seconds as he knowingly stares at the search party near the site of the alleged alien abduction. Then the movie just completely forgets about him, like the studio cut the rest of that “subplot” for pacing but fucked up and left his cameo in.

Republican former South Carolina state Representative RJ May III, aka “joebidennnn69” has agreed to plead guilty to five federal counts of distributing sexual abuse material involving children and will do so formally on Monday, just over a week before he was set to go on trial, The State reports.

May, 38, is the father of two young children, the co-founder of the South Carolina state House’s Freedom Caucasians caucus, and the 2023 recipient of Moms for Liberty’s Legislator of the Year Award for his anti-“groomer” rhetoric. Not making that up. Out of approximately 8,074 federal, state, and territorial-level legislators in the United States theoretically eligible for the award that year, the one guy the insufferable MAGA Karen group chose to honor as their champion against “grooming” turned out to be, according to DHS, “he has a sexual interest in children the same age as his own children,” that he has “a sexual interest in incest” between young children and their parents, and had filmed himself in encounters with underage sex trafficking victims in hotel rooms in Colombia.

Of course having been born on the internet, Moms for Liberty did a pretty good job of scrubbing their site and social media profiles of any mentions of not just May but of that particular award itself, so it’s not clear who the 2022, 2024, and 2025 laureates would’ve been, if there were any. It could’ve just been a one-time thing. Either way it’s still an ugly stain for the group in the minds of the kind of people who read this site and approximately zero others elsewhere on the political spectrum.

“At the request of Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, I am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to provide all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists. I am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary,” announced the Supreme Leader in a special Saturday statement, authorizing a full blown offensive to recapture a key city from the fanatic transgender furry militia.

The Supreme Leader then resumed ingesting Cialis pills to counter the effects of his Propecia pills.

I have witnessed the continued onslaught of violence perpetrated against ICE officers across our country. The Department of Justice will not stand idly by in the face of such lawlessness. At my direction, I am deploying DOJ agents to ICE facilities—and wherever ICE comes under…

— Attorney General Pamela Bondi (@AGPamBondi) September 27, 2025

“At my direction, I am deploying DOJ agents to ICE facilities – and wherever ICE comes under siege – to safeguard federal agents, protect federal property, and immediately arrest all individuals engaged in any federal crime. Pursuant to President Trump’s recent executive action, I am also instructing the Joint Terrorism Task Forces across the country to disrupt and investigate all entities and individuals engaged in acts of domestic terrorism, including the repeated acts of violence and obstruction against federal agents. The Department of Justice will seek the most serious available charges against all participants in these criminal mobs, including conspiracy offenses, assault offenses, civil disorder offenses, and terrorism offenses. While these never-ending attacks are designed to break our will, they only strengthen our resolve to complete the work begun. To that end, I have directed the FBI, DEA, ATF, and USMS to accelerate our efforts alongside the Department of Homeland Security to locate, apprehend, detain, prosecute, and remove all illegal aliens present in our country.”

“The rule of law will prevail,” Bondi continued under the cutoff, closing with that further mutilation of irony’s corpse. It’s a nice capstone to the overall maddeningly absurd directive. It’d be one thing if she were deploying the FBI, ATF, DEA, and the US Marshals Service to guard, say, TurningPoint USA events. That’d be more of the usual wasteful political favoritism we’ve come to expect from this regime but it’s hard to argue that the MAGA “youth” organization hasn’t been subjected to targeted violence recently. Plus most college kids, even conservative ones, aren’t packing while on campus.

“Nexstar Media Group, Inc, today announced that ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ will return to the company’s owned and partner television stations affiliated with the ABC Television Network beginning tonight.”

“We have had discussions with executives at The Walt Disney Company and appreciate their constructive approach to addressing our concerns. As a local broadcaster, Nexstar remains committed to protecting the First Amendment while producing and airing local and national news that is fact-based and unbiased and, above all, broadcasting content that is in the best interest of the communities we serve. We stand apart from cable television, monolithic streaming services, and national networks in our commitment – and obligation – to be stewards of the public airwaves and to protect and reflect the specific sensibilities of our communities. To be clear, our commitment to those principles has guided our decisions throughout this process, independent of any external influence from government agencies or individuals,” said the right wing media cartel in a statement.

Other right wing media cartel Sinclair had already announced the same reversal earlier Friday.

“I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Amelia Earhart, such an interesting story, and would I consider declassifying and releasing everything about her, in particular, her last, fatal flight! She was an Aviation Pioneer, the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean, and achieved many other Aviation ‘firsts.’ She disappeared in the South Pacific while trying to become the first woman to fly around the World. Amelia made it almost three quarters around the World before she suddenly, and without notice, vanished, never to be seen again. Her disappearance, almost 90 years ago, has captivated millions. I am ordering my Administration to declassify and release all Government Records related to Amelia Earhart, her final trip, and everything else about her. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted President Trump on Friday.

BIG WIN FOR TRANSPARENCY HERE PEOPLE! AMERICANS WILL FINALLY SEE THE TOP SECRET FILES ABOUT A PLANE CRASH FROM THE 1930s! SUNSHINE IS THE BEST DISINFEC- Lol.

See now that Trump is president again he doesn’t need to use his psychic powers to declassify things, he can just do it via post on Truth Social. Whichever files he wants, no matter how secret they are. And by simple reduction you can also read that to mean that whatever he does not want declassified remains classified. Especially certain material that involves him personally.

A now-deleted TikTok video of Santa Clarita, California dentist Dr Harleen Grewal contains some, let’s say interesting, statements of how her politics permeates her practice of administering oral care to patients, the most interesting of which is the assertion that she intentionally lowers the level of anesthetics to patients who don’t also support her favorite president of all time, KTLA reports.

In the video Grewal crows happily about her “wall of fame” in the office’s hallway with pics of convicted felon President Trump and his minions and the reactions they get. “When they see the pictures, you’d think their butt was on fire. They jump off and take off as if Trump was coming in the room,” Grewal said in the video of her speaking to a small audience in a setting that’s not entirely clear but seems to be a classroom of some sort. They laughed, though perhaps some nervously.

Grewal then says she asks “How’s Bidenomics working out for you?” when patients complain about prices and reminisces happily about how she had fewer Dem patients during the pandemic, wishing they still “stayed home with their masks on” instead of, you know, paying her to fix their teeth.

Then comes the “joke” about how she applies the MAGA way of doing things to her work. “I have a secret hat I use sometimes. It says, ‘Make your smile great again,’ I wear that when I work on my patients so when they look horrified or complain, I quietly cut back on the laughing gas and say, ‘You got this. It’s not as bad as you think it is,'” said Grewal and yeah that’s actually kind of bad. For her.

“House Republican leadership may not bring the House back AT ALL next week. They think the ball is in the Senate’s court. and they will return when they have a bill to pass,” Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports, copied verbatim here to point out a small problem in the otherwise typically solid journo’s update: He’s making this entirely about government funding and a looming shutdown.

Which may very well be the case. However, unintended or not, keeping House members out of DC for another week – on top of looking fucking stupid and tone-deaf if the government does indeed shutdown – also potentially gives Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson more space to maneuver on another problem he’s so desperate to avoid: Swearing in Dem Arizona Congresswoman-Elect Adelita Grijalva and thus adding the 218th signatory to Kentucky edgelord Congressman Thomas Massie’s discharge petition to order the Justice Department to dump anything and everything it has on Jeffrey Epstein. On Wednesday Massie told Semfor that Johnson and “some of the powers that be in DC are in full panic right now,” trying to whip Congresswomen Crazy Nancy Mace, QAdulteress Marjorie Taylor Greene, and high school dropout grandma Lauren Boebert into withdrawing their signatures to the petition so the rest of the House GOP can avoid an extremely damning vote.

“They came back and tried to get the four of us to take our names off of the petition,” said Massie, adding “They asked some of my colleagues who are co-signers. And they actually threatened them politically, not physically.” Seems a bit remiss for Sherman to not have mentioned that a potential variable going into Johnson’s decision to keep the House closed for business another week.