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Demented old slob adds 14 percent to already bullshit poll finding

“The polls are rigged even more than the writers. The real number is 64 percent, and why not, our Country is ‘hotter’ than ever before. Isn’t it nice to have a STRONG BORDER, No Inflation, a powerful Military, and great Economy??? Happy New Year!” fat Donald wrote above a graphic the RNC made to celebrate his “over” 50 percent rating in polling by dogshit MAGA outfit Trafalgar.

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Orange God Emperor vetoes bill for Colorado’s water supply

Statement from high school dropout MAGA Congresswoman Lauren Boebert on fat Donald’s veto of her bill to bring clean drinking water to her district: “President Trump decided to veto a completely non-controversial, bipartisan bill that passed both the House and Senate unanimously. Why? Because nothing says ‘America First’ like denying clean drinking water to 50,000 people in Southeast Colorado, many of whom enthusiastically voted for him in all three elections. I must have missed the rally where he stood in Colorado and promised to personally derail critical water infrastructure projects. My bad, I thought the campaign was about lowering costs and cutting red tape.”

“But hey, if this administration wants to make its legacy blocking projects that deliver water to rural Americans; that’s on them. I’m going to continue fighting for Colorado and standing up for our rural communities, our farmers, and every family that deserves safe, reliable drinking water without decades more delay. And I sincerely hope this veto has nothing to do with political retaliation for calling out corruption and demanding accountability. Americans deserve leadership that puts people over politics. This is NOT the last Southeast Colorado will hear from me on this critical infrastructure project,” the statement continued and again, this is friggin dumbass Lauren Boebert saying this.

And getting VERY close to hinting that this is retaliation for the Epstein files thing. Holy shit.

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Recovery operation gets lucky, in a very freaking horrible way

“On December 29, 2025, at about 11:30 am, personnel from the Sheriff’s Search and Rescue team and the Fontana Sheriff’s Station responded to a request to locate an injured 19 year-old male hiker near Devils Backbone. The hiker reportedly fell approximately 500 feet. His friend and hiking companion hiked to an area with cellular service and provided GPS coordinates to assist rescuers.”

“Search and Rescue ground crews began their ascent while Sheriff’s Air Rescue initiated an aerial search. During the aerial search, deputies located the injured hiker and located two additional individuals nearby who have not been identified. Due to severe winds, the helicopter was unable to safely complete the rescue. At approximately 7:30 pm, an airship from Los Angeles County assisted in the effort. High winds again prevented a hoist operation; however, an air medic was hoisted down and confirmed all three individuals were deceased. Due to severe winds, the helicopter was unable to safely complete the rescue,” says a press release from the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Office.

Damn. Hopefully next time they search for one missing hiker they find three still alive.

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Fox News reports Trump let all the frauding happen during first term

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Not clear if RFK Jr blaming COVID vax for cousin Tatiana’s death yet

It’s not clear if Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr has blamed the COVID-19 vaccines yet for the death of his cousin, 35 year-old Tatiana Schlossberg, who Politico reports died Tuesday at the age of 35 from acute myeloid leukemia, leaving two young children behind.

Kennedy Jr, was the target of intense criticism from Schlossberg in an essay she published last month announcing her terminal diagnosis with the aggressive cancer, writing “As I spent more and more of my life under the care of doctors, nurses, and researchers striving to improve the lives of others, I watched as Bobby cut nearly a half billion dollars for research into mRNA vaccines, technology that could be used against certain cancers,” so yeah Bobby Brainworms probably is going to double down and lament his kin’s death as a tragic consequence of the “clot shot.”

Brainworms has apparently remained silent on the desecration of his uncle and Tatiana’s grandfather John’s memory by his boss, Donald Trump, with whom Brainworms made a pact in 2024 to help Trump get elected in exchange to lead the systemic willful destruction of US public health policy.

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Hissy catfight rages in front of amused gawkers

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Patriots WR charged with not as bad as Aaron Hernandez

Look it’s bad that star New England Patriots wide receiver Stefon Diggs is facing charges felony strangulation/suffocation and misdemeanor assault according to Boston 25 News but at least it wasn’t what Aaron Hernandez did – even if Diggs’s attorney disclosed to the court that his client attempted to reach a financial settlement with the victim, thus effectively an admission of guilt.

Domestic assault is bad. Worse is what Aaron Hernandez did back in 2013. He freaking executed his brother-in-law, shot him like a dog and left his body on a pile of gravel in some shitty industrial park and the dude wasn’t even the first guy Hernandez was credibly suspected of having murdered. No, the now-deceased star tight end was also killed two guys in Boston a year earlier AND also shot his best friend in the eye in a parking lot in Miami. Aaron Hernandez was a freaking monster.

Stefon Diggs is an amateur in comparison. What Hernandez did NOT do however is get arrested while the Pats are going into their first playoff run since 2021. Sucks for them and their asshole fans.

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German thieves pull off pretty kickass bank vault heist

A German crew pulled off a pretty kickass bank vault heist in the town of Gelsenkirchen over the weekend, drilling through a wall and making off with anywhere between 10 and 90 million euros worth of valuables stored in safe deposit boxes in the early morning hours, the AP reports.

The gaping hole in the wall of the vault wasn’t discovered until a fire alarm tripped at 4 AM Monday and firefighters responded. Witnesses told cops they saw men walking through an adjacent parking garage carrying large bags at various times over the weekend while cams also caught guys in masks using a stolen vehicle. Local media reports that the heist could be the largest in German history.

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Democrats need to take this Minnesota scandal seriously

Look libs, just because a semi-trillionaire drug addict with urinary incontinence from years of ketamine abuse is hurling racial invective over an otherwise not particularly remarkable graft story he’s extremely unlikely to have a complete let alone even cursory understanding of doesn’t mean you can just ignore it as a political liability for the Democrats in the midterms.

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Reuters reports port-a-potty corp trying to “wipe” $2.4 billion debt

Global newswire service Reuters on Monday reported that New Jersey-based firm United Site Services, owner of 350,000 portable toilets, is trying to “wipe” away $2.4 billion in debt, a completely juvenile and inappropriate phrasing to describe a bankruptcy declaration.

Seriously, just grow up and call it a “shitload” of debt. We’re all adults here.

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Team Orange told of Homan bribery days before inauguration

Convicted felon President Trump’s transition team were told days before the fat bastard returned to power back in January that their top immigration obergruppenfuhrer Tom Homan – who by that point had already been named the “border czar” – had months earlier accepted a $50,000 cash bribe from FBI agents posing as private prison contractors, MS Now reports. The information was handed to then-Trump defense lawyer Emil Bove at that late point simply because Homan had refused to submit to an FBI background check before Trump had him set on the federal payroll.

And yeah, Homan’s still collecting a taxpayer salary with no evidence that he was forced to give the $50,000 back to the FBI’s operating budget. Plus who knows how many other bribes he accepted.

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Ivermectin activists to hold rally outside of NYC City Hall

A coalition of groups demanding access to ivermectin and other horse medications to treat certain ailments will be holding an action rally outside of New York’s City Hall on Tuesday, ABC 7 reports.

The purposely stupid headline and lede here are still technically true as the noon rally will be put on by advocacy groups including New Yorkers for Clean, Livable, and Safe Streets (NYCLASS) and PETA to call for an immediate halt to horse carriage rides after the owners refused a city-hired equine veterinarian to conduct basic health and welfare exams on the animals stabled in Central Park. The exams weren’t optional as city law now mandates access to the horses, so it wasn’t clear why the hell nobody got a court order and a sheriff’s deputy to allow the vet into the stables. Per ABC 7 the vet nonetheless noted signs of possible neglect of the beasts of tourist burden.

Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani has previously indicated support for both a ban on the carriages as well as authorizing a study on what ABC 7 says is a “decades-old industry,” which is an interesting way of describing a horse-powered transport. Think it might be a little older than a few decades.

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Regime de-honors Black GIs killed in Netherlands WWII battles

Two displays honoring the heroism of Black US Army soldiers who fought to liberate northern Europe from the Third Reich have been removed from an American military cemetery in Margraten, Netherlands the final resting place for roughly 8,300 US soldiers, the AP reports on more of this “anti-woke” bullshit from Pete Hegseth translating into just utterly disgraceful behavior.

One of the panels described the US policy of racial segregation in place during World War II. Which is bad enough to erase but if the stated goal is to deemphasize such history then how the hell do you justify the removal of the other one, the story of 23 year-old George H Pruitt? What’s so “DEI” about simply detailing the life and service of a Black soldier who died attempting to rescue another GI from drowning in 1945 and is buried at the cemetery? Was he some woke activist or something?

“It’s an important part of history,” said Cor Linssen, the 79 year-old son of a Black American soldier and a Dutch mother who grew up in the area, adding “They should put the panels back.”

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CIA drone struck Venezula port earlier this month

Turns out that convicted felon President Trump wasn’t lying so much as recklessly opening his fat fucking mouth again on Friday when he told NYC right wing radio oligarch John Catsimatidis that US munitions hit a “big plant or a big facility” on a shoreline in Venezuela as CNN reports that a CIA drone did indeed attack such a target earlier this month. The facility, whatever it was, was deserted at the time and there were no casualties. A source said the attack was “largely symbolic.”

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The Road is Open Again: Strangers in Egypt

There’s the other side to right wing antisemitism in 2020s America, specifically certain people whose actions and words certainly are not lowering the temperature. Quite the opposite actually:

Congressman Randy Fine (R-FL) enjoys a snack in a hyperreal depiction of his rhetoric.

“MRRGHGH SOMALIANS AGGGAGAGGGGGHHHHHH ILHAN OMAR UFGFGBBB TIM WALZ IS A RETART N HE’S TURNED MINNEAPOLIS INTO MOGADISHUUU GHGGGH WE HAV TO DEPORT ALL TEH FUCKIN SOMALIANS NOW NOW NOW NOW OR AMERICA IS LOST 4EVER!!!!111!!!”

Thus concludes that comprehensive summary of right wing media over the past few days, the hype machine turned up to an 11 over the actually years-long investigation into graft by non-profits charged with disbursing state and federal funds for food assistance and childcare programs in Minnesota. It was friggin last September that scary old hag Congresswoman Virginia Foxx subpoenaed then-Vice Presidential candidate and still-Governor Tim Walz to testify about “the multi-million-dollar fraud that has occurred under your tenure” and literally nothing has changed in terms of new revelations into his involvement. There were last month a few arrests of low-level peons in on the racket, but that’s all that really juiced the news for a MAGA propaganda-industrial complex that had been absolutely dying for a new narrative amid a very bad stretch.

Now there is definitely a legitimate scandal underneath, but it’s not particularly novel or even that large by the standards of other massive grifts in the world of waste, fraud, and abuse of funds disbursed to non-profits charged with providing assistance to the less fortunate. Look no further than Brett Farve’s daughter’s cow college’s $4 million volleyball gym, fat Mark Robinson’s wife’s meals on wheels scam, and Casey DeSantis’s $10 million Hope Florida Foundation racket.

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