Trump tweets revelation that he, not Obama, was the secret Muslim all along, panicked fans undoubtedly assume

سه نفر در ایران برای شرکت کردن در تظاهرات محکوم به مرگ شده اند. اعدام آنها در هر لحظه قابل انتظار است. اعدام این سه نفر پیامی اسفناک به دنیا می فرستد و نباید انجام شود. #اعدام_نکنید

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 15, 2020

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